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  • slorch now rejects Trump (good job, buddy!) but votes for Ted Cruz, who has Trump's dick so far down his throat that he volunteered to be the lawyer arguing that stupid election lawsuit in Dec 2020 be

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    Fuck Alabama for electing this asshole over Doug Jones 

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#954
4 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Frustrated Here We Go GIF by Sesame Street
 

don’t engage the troll.

He’s gone now anyway. Well, until he creates a new handle. 

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#955
Trump praises Tommy Tuberville for doing a great job as Patrick Mahomes's college coach, despite the fact he never coached Mahomes

 

 

#957
Trump: Tommy Tuberville, a great coach. You know, his quarterback was named Mahomes, he was a great college coach. Tuberville: I recruited him.. I got to be very good friends with him Mahomes: He did not recruit me at the time. I don't remember if I ever got to meet him or not.

 

#958
Tommy Tuberville: "There is no dictatorship here other than Donald Trump saying, 'this is not gonna happen.'"

 

#959

Somewhere next to a lake is a bait shop with a drunk guy selling worms, and that guy was supposed to be a senator, except somebody crossed the streams and Tuberville got the job instead.

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#961

They should probably do it in stages and go to a squaregon first. 

  • 1 month later...
#964
Tuberville: “We built China - the American taxpayers. We built the Middle East. We built Europe. So now it’s time they help us build back our country after we’ve helped them so much, and that happens to be with tariffs.”

He is a fucking idiot

#965

Tommy Tuberville: "We have entire men's teams across this country now that are tuning trans. Women's teams are turning trans. That's gonna be a situation where it's gonna pick up speed because these woke globalists are pushing these kids."
#966
1 minute ago, C-Man said:

 

Tommy Tuberville: "We have entire men's teams across this country now that are tuning trans. Women's teams are turning trans. That's gonna be a situation where it's gonna pick up speed because these woke globalists are pushing these kids."

Good grief, you big eared oaf.

#968

Tuberville is also said to be crafting legislation for Academy athletes to defer their service obligation if they want to pursue professional sports.  The discussion within the military community is well, divided, at best.  The fact that it is coming from this dumbfuck, in addition to my personal feelings on the matter, just scream that it is a terrible proposal.
Athletes attend the academies for opportunities much bigger than professional sports.  Yes, there have been notable athletes who had great pro careers from the academies, but it should never be the priority. Roger Staubach, Chad Hennings, & Alexandro Villanueva among others are very well known academy athletes who served before taking their opportunity in the pros.  Even David Robinson did 2 years before the NBA.

Tuberville loves fucking the military.

#969
4 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Tuberville loves fucking the military.

Republicans want to turn our military into the russian armed forces. They've been slobbering overthem for fuckin' years. See: ted cruz drooling over their ultramasculine propaganda and criticising our "WOKE!!!" servicemembers.

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#975
5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

good, get his exceptionally stupid ass out of Washington

They will pick someone dumb and worse.  This is Alabama, the only bar the GOP has to clear is “not a mall food court sex pest.”

 

#977

I don't trust Alabama of all places to elect a sane human being as senator to replace Tuberville but there is no way they could possibly do worse. So I guess yay?

#978
24 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

They will pick someone dumb and worse.  This is Alabama, the only bar the GOP has to clear is “not a mall food court sex pest.”

 

One time and you’re scarred for life. 

#979
1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Mr. Tubberville goads to Montgomery? 

 

Well shit, putting him in the Governor's mansion just might be the only way that Alabama can get him to move from Florida to Alabama

#980
34 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

I don't trust Alabama of all places to elect a sane human being as senator to replace Tuberville but there is no way they could possibly do worse. So I guess yay?

Yeah, like Texas can talk.  At least Alabama elected one D Senator in recent years.

#983

Praise Jebus.  They can keep his idiocy confined to the state of Alabama.

#985
6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

It's official: the average I.Q. of the Senate is about to go up.

 

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5316194-tuberville-run-governor-alabama-gop/

He didn’t know the three branches of government when elected to the US Senate, and he’s had difficulty trying to make sense of it all even now. Even after Kay Ivey, he’ll be Alabama’s new low.

#987
2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

the average I.Q. of the Senate is about to go up.

Let’s slow down with this rhetoric, as an Alabaman will still be replacing him. 

#988

Y’all are a posse full of stereotyping, bandwagon-jumping-on front runners incessantly pissing on my native state and if I didn’t love Surly, by Gawd I’d quit reading it every fucking day. My first  cousin was Walter Flowers, one of those Alabama Democrats who spoke up in his day and voted to impeach Tricky Dick. Tommy Tatertown will only continue to erode the image of Alabama each time he opens his mouth. He’ll make prople wish for George Wallace (a Democrat). To paraphrase Wallace,  think this when Tuberville takes the oath of office as guv of Alabama: “Stupidity then, stupidity now, stupidity fowevvah!”

#990
3 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

Y’all are a posse full of stereotyping, bandwagon-jumping-on front runners incessantly pissing on my native state and if I didn’t love Surly, by Gawd I’d quit reading it every fucking day. My first  cousin was Walter Flowers, one of those Alabama Democrats who spoke up in his day and voted to impeach Tricky Dick. Tommy Tatertown will only continue to erode the image of Alabama each time he opens his mouth. He’ll make prople wish for George Wallace (a Democrat). To paraphrase Wallace,  think this when Tuberville takes the oath of office as guv of Alabama: “Stupidity then, stupidity now, stupidity fowevvah!”

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#991

No idea if this is true, but Drudge also had it. 

REPORT: Auburn's Bruce Pearl being floated as a potential candidate for Tommy Tuberville's Senate seat, per @burgessev https://t.co/5PeEZTQ1Bl

 

#994
6 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

No idea if this is true, but Drudge also had it. 

REPORT: Auburn's Bruce Pearl being floated as a potential candidate for Tommy Tuberville's Senate seat, per @burgessev https://t.co/5PeEZTQ1Bl

 

The fact that we now live in the "college athletic coach to United States Senate-pipeline" era is yet another piece of evidence that, even standing alone, would merit total destruction of our planet by a rogue meteor.

#996
7 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

 


I’m in the dark so please elaborate.

 

 A good bit of hyperbole in my statement but the leaders on last year's football team were trumpy as hell. 

#998
 A good bit of hyperbole in my statement but the leaders on last year's football team were trumpy as hell. 

Oh yeah, I knew about Quinn because I was following him on IG for most of his Texas career until he started posting Trump shit in October leading up to the election. He completely lost me as a fan then. Good riddance.
#999
3 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:


Oh yeah, I knew about Quinn because I was following him on IG for most of his Texas career until he started posting Trump shit in October leading up to the election. He completely lost me as a fan then. Good riddance.

Probably don't want to follow Arch either then.

#1000
Probably don't want to follow Arch either then.
Uh, oh. I always assumed he'd be the shut-up-and-throw, I'm-not-going-ruin-the-brand type. Well shit.
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