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#601

You're witnessing a preview of what the GOP will do if Trump wins again and they basically defund the goverment and fire everyone in the establishment with any institutional knowledge. 

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    Fuck Alabama for electing this asshole over Doug Jones 

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#602
2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Look man, maybe Tommy just doesn't see color, okay!  He's not like the others

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#603
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

You're witnessing a preview of what the GOP will do if Trump wins again and they basically defund the goverment and fire everyone in the establishment with any institutional knowledge. 

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#605

Watching Tuberville get away with this reminds me of the excuses offered in the face of inaction on unchecked gun violence. We’re told there’s nothing more that can be done. Likewise, we hear that the Senate custom that grants Tuberville the “courtesy” to wreak havoc within the military, is sacrosanct. Really? Why not suspend or do away with a harmful anachronism that does more harm than good?

#606
On 9/27/2023 at 2:47 PM, SydneyCarton said:

You're witnessing a preview of what the GOP will do if Trump wins again and they basically defund the goverment and fire everyone in the establishment with any institutional knowledge. 

They'd attempt to install only military leaders loyal to the orange god so that they'll let him coup his way to the presidency for life. Fortunately, people who make it that far in the military aren't braindead morons like today's gqp. I always belived that if donald ordered them to do something stupid like nuke Ukraine or invade Greenland they'd say "yeah we're not gonna do that, get fucked."

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#608

 

BREAKING: Tommy Tuberville filed a police report today with the Capitol Police against the former CIA Director because of a Mean Tweet about him. https://t.co/5QJWKdqgj3

 

 

#609
On 9/29/2023 at 2:02 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Maybe don't make a fucking football coach a fucking senator.

 

 

Why shou the entire country suffer for one state’s (almost 2 states’) dereliction of duty?

#610
20 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

BREAKING: Tommy Tuberville filed a police report today with the Capitol Police against the former CIA Director because of a Mean Tweet about him. https://t.co/5QJWKdqgj3

 

 

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#611

Say there Little Tommy, show me on the tweet where the mean man touched you.  

#614

S,NSIAP

 

Old people fall all the time. Here's 60 year old Tommy Tuberville falling down some stairs in 2014 before losing to UVA in... wait for it... the Military Bowl. https://t.co/MoSYxZNRai

 

 

Tommy Tuberville is Hamas’ favorite Senator.

 

#615

"Coach Tommy Tuberville" hit the trifecta of Hunter Biden's laptop, blaming Democrat, and WMDs in Iraq.  And the Russian Hoax.  Quadfecta.

My statement on General Hayden.

 

 

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#616

With all of those fuckups, dumb fucking beliefs, and snowflake attitudes, It's amazing that he's not a Texas Senator or Rep.

#617
2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

With all of those fuckups, dumb fucking beliefs, and snowflake attitudes, It's amazing that he's not a Texas Senator or Rep.

That's only because there was an easier race to run against in Alabama against Doug Jones. 

Doug Jones is 1000000000x the human being Tommy T is. 

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#619

Internet, do your thing.

Sound up for Tommy Tumbleville

 

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#620
8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

With all of those fuckups, dumb fucking beliefs, and snowflake attitudes, It's amazing that he's not a Texas Senator or Rep.

Too far from his Florida home.

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As Newsweek points out in their coverage of this clip, Tuberville yucked it up with reporters back in July over Biden experiencing a similar difficulty, saying, "You watch Joe Biden over in Europe. I mean, I'm afraid he's going to fall down every time I turn on television." 

of course. Being a dick is on-brand.

#622
12 hours ago, Bullneck said:

S,NSIAP

 

Old people fall all the time. Here's 60 year old Tommy Tuberville falling down some stairs in 2014 before losing to UVA in... wait for it... the Military Bowl. https://t.co/MoSYxZNRai

 

 

Tommy Tuberville is Hamas’ favorite Senator.

 

That was a thing of beauty…so much so that we should (in the spirit of Simone Biles) name it the TT Slip and Slide 2.

#623

The Fifty Yard Line is the restaurant from which Tommy Tuberville suddenly ( and miraculously) disappeared as the end of his tenure at Tech drew nigh. Rumor/ joke was that he crawled out of the bathroom window to avoid being seen leaving a recruiting dinner.   Someone finally did this..

 

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#624

God damn that places looks like a piece of shit

#625
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

God damn that places looks like a piece of shit

It's a great college town.  Other than that, I fucking hate Lubbock.

#627
19 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Internet, do your thing.

Sound up for Tommy Tumbleville

 

 

There's the internet I grew up loving.....

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#628
1 hour ago, Js1 said:

God damn that places looks like a piece of shit

Like the kind of place you catch e coli from the salad bar in the middle of the dining room. 

#630
7 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

It’s like they took a Furr’s and stripped away the personality

Tuberville is like Tech took Mike Leach and stripped away all the intelligence, personality, innovation and fun.

 

 

#631
1 hour ago, gernblansten said:

Tuberville is like Tech took Mike Leach and stripped away all the intelligence, personality, innovation and fun.

 

 

Don't leave out integrity.

#632
6 hours ago, slorch said:

Don't leave out integrity.

All of this.  Leach was weird as the day is long, but no one doubted his integrity.  He was too odd to think up many nefarious schemes.

#633

It's too bad that history didn't twist just a little where somehow Mike Leach ended up as an Alabama Senator. He'd be GOP, possibly a Covid denier, and yes he'd shut down all the Military promotions too. But it wouldn't be about abortion, it'd be because he read some odd 1797 law that guaranteed the construction of navigable canals to every single county, and Leach would demand they be dug, to the exact specifications of the law.

"They say I'm blocking promotions. OK? Like that is BULLSHIT. Yeah I said BULLSHIT. They could vote on every promotion if they weren't afraid to WORK, but their fat little mistresses say 'Ooh, Senator Grubelflocker, you're TOO IMPORTANT to work.' I guess we think we're just a little too good to follow canal law. Yeah. We're just a little too good to do it right. Well you know what I think? I think this is like when Jean Lafitte was "trapped" up a bayou and the British knew they had him, had that old pirate trapped. And when they got enough troops together, they went up in there to catch him, and he was GONE. Dug a canal and GONE, A CANAL."

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#634
It's too bad that history didn't twist just a little where somehow Mike Leach ended up as an Alabama Senator. He'd be GOP, possibly a Covid denier, and yes he'd shut down all the Military promotions too. But it wouldn't be about abortion, it'd be because he read some odd 1797 law that guaranteed the construction of navigable canals to every single county, and Leach would demand they be dug, to the exact specifications of the law.
"They say I'm blocking promotions. OK? Like that is BULLSHIT. Yeah I said BULLSHIT. They could vote on every promotion if they weren't afraid to WORK, but their fat little mistresses say 'Ooh, Senator Grubelflocker, you're TOO IMPORTANT to work.' I guess we think we're just a little too good to follow canal law. Yeah. We're just a little too good to do it right. Well you know what I think? I think this is like when Jean Lafitte was "trapped" up a bayou and the British knew they had him, had that old pirate trapped. And when they got enough troops together, they went up in there to catch him, and he was GONE. Dug a canal and GONE, A CANAL."

See…this is all I ask. As my republic shatters, at least let the clowns be men who entertain me. Leach would have done that.
#635
On 9/28/2023 at 3:57 PM, 'stache said:

.Fortunately, people who make it that far in the military aren't braindead morons like today's gqp

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#637
12 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Kim introduces Tuberville as “the greatest coach of all-time.”

 

between here and here...

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#638
56 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Kim introduces Tuberville as “the greatest coach of all-time.”

 

Which is very disloyal because we all know she's caught a finger here and there from Urban Meyer.  

#639
1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Kim introduces Tuberville as “the greatest coach of all-time.”

 

@slorch

#640

LOL.  Why is that @ me?

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#643
1 hour ago, Captainant said:

https://newrepublic.com/post/176540/tommy-tuberville-military-hold-marine-commander-heart-attack

The commandant of the USMC just had a heart attack and is hospitalized and this fuck nugget is actively blocking promotions and causing real problems in the military. This is not the time to be playing games with our armed forces, unless you're on putins payroll

Republicans won't do anything about him, because this is who they are - they hate the military. There is no other explanation for why they tolerate Tuberville's bullshit.

#644
NEWS

 

#646
Graham: Here's what's going to happen. You've just denied this lady a promotion. You did that.

 

#647

They're going after this asshole

 

Tuberville: I object Ernst: I have a discharge petition that was signed at our conference for Lt. General Guillot. That discharge petition was signed by Tuberville.

 

#649
Furious Senator Sullivan notes Tuberville just blocked the commander of the Fifth Fleet, which is serving in the Middle East right now

 

#650

 

Could be a long night. Lindsey Graham said they are going to request voice votes individually on all 376 pending military nominations being blocked by Tuberville. Tuberville is blocking every one of his fellow Republicans’ requests. They are visibly angry.

 

 

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