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55 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Tuberville said in the video. "I've become public enemy number one because I'm standing up for the Constitution

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    Fuck Alabama for electing this asshole over Doug Jones 

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The guy is dumb AF. I really want to punch him in the face.

His actions are directly affecting military readiness in a very volatile time. It will only get exacerbated when we end up with a govt shutdown in a few weeks.

By "warrior" they mean a recalcitrant fool.

Alabama  might be projecting a tiny bit with the title, as he impedes the ability of true warriors to fulfil their duty.

It's deliberate bullshit that has zero to do with leading and guiding our country.  Fuck this guy and the morons who laud his antics.

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1819 News exists to be quoted by right-wing talk radio.

https://1819news.com/about

 

edit-- I just saw that they employ Scott Beason, former pol who fucked up everything he touched.

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13 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

1819 News exists to be quoted by right-wing talk radio.

It's Tuberville's target audience, hence the announcement.

And they exist to shame mayors/pastors into killing themselves.

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's Tuberville's target audience, hence the announcement.

And they exist to shame mayors/pastors into killing themselves.

Hell hath no wrath like a closeted reporter seeing an out preacher.

17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Well, it’s important to remember that Senator Jugs has a different view of our governmental structure:

Our government wasn’t set up for one group to have all three branches of government — wasn’t set up that way,” Tuberville continued, saying incorrectly: “You know, the House, the Senate, and the executive.”

wtf is with people quoting this unfunny 3 year letterman asshole?  

The next time he tweets something funny or thoughtful will be the first.

Tuberville is part of a bigger plan ?

 

On 11/3/2023 at 7:39 PM, Beau Vine said:

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Preamble- “…provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare…”

18 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

wtf is with people quoting this unfunny 3 year letterman asshole?  

The next time he tweets something funny or thoughtful will be the first.

 

Tommy Tuberville is the reason why after we kick Florida out of the United States Alabama is next.

1 hour ago, Covri said:

 

Yeah.  not original and not funny.   Shit, there are a half-dozen posters here that posted similar shit.

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Yeah.  not original and not funny.   Shit, there are a half-dozen posters here that posted similar shit.


Yeah but did they get 500 likes?  😄

16 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Yeah.  not original and not funny.   Shit, there are a half-dozen posters here that posted similar shit.

But it was thoughtful, amirite?

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Tuberville is part of a bigger plan ?

 

If so, it's too early and can be overcome, and risks Tuberville being kicked off one or more committees, thereby removing his value to Trump.

If Trump was involved in any way, it's just him lashing out because he's pissed off that the military didn't do his bidding.

20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Tuberville is part of a bigger plan ?

 

Would be nice if they actually linked the WaPo article...

19 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Would be nice if they actually linked the WaPo article...

If you've read other articles about Project 2025, you won't learn a lot new from this one. Still serves as a good reminder that the country is in deep doodoo if Trump is reelected. Here's a nonpaywall link to the WaPo story: https://archive.ph/bpplz 

Also, y'all probably need to think about saying nicer things about the brilliant coach Tommy Tuberville, the next Vice President of the United States, serving under our glorious leader and president-for-life Donald Jenius Trump.

About fucking time

 

 

On 11/5/2023 at 3:30 PM, Covri said:

 

Whoop!

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12 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Is there a particularly reason you posted a thread from 3 years ago?

31 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Is there a particularly reason you posted a thread from 3 years ago?

Daylight Savings has some of off our game I guess 

For what they spent I figure they replaced roofs for 3-4 veterans. Not stated if said veterans were also suck-buddies of Tubs.

14 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Daylight Savings has some of off our game I guess 

You can say again. Like, please try again. 

18 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You can say again. Like, please try again. 

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I thought the same thing myself, sir. But the situation is what it is

Tubs is saying he may sign off on a couple of people, but plans on blocking everybody else unless he gets what he wants.

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/11/07/politics/tuberville-pentagon-blockade-negotiations/index.html

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Sen. Tommy Tuberville for the first time began to crack the door open to a deal that would lift his one-man blockade stalling more than 450 military nominees over his demand that the Pentagon eliminate its abortion policy.

But it’s still uncertain whether the issue will get resolved – and some of the new options the Alabama Republican is considering would likely prompt Democratic opposition. Tuberville said after an hour-long meeting with GOP senators Tuesday he would engage in talks with other Republican senators and a Pentagon official over the next day to see if a compromise can be reached.

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Until then, he said, he’s not backing down.

“I’m still dug in,” Tuberville told CNN. “I’m standing up for the unborn,” he added, but he noted: “There’s going to have to be some give-and-take here as we go through this, because there’s 450 out there that haven’t had a promotion.”

 

Literally fuck Tommy Tuberville, what a piece of shit.

 

 

What happens if he doesn’t show up one day, can they pass it through if he’s absent?

And here I thought fetterman needed to resign because he couldn’t understand or communicate. Why would someone make that up?

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Can Boise State or Aggie do the country a solid and hire this asshole to be their ball coach?

(In fairness, he might make a better DC than Grinch)

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Coach Pop says Tubs is an embarrassment to coaches:

https://www.expressnews.com/sports/spurs/article/popovich-rips-tuberville-blocking-military-18487101.php

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Spurs coach Gregg Popovich blasted Sen. Tommy Tuberville, calling him a "silly, small man" for his nearly year-long protest of a Pentagon abortion policy, a blockade many believe is harming national security at a time when global conflicts abound.

"It's pretty bizarre," Popovich said. "Any reasonable human I would hope would agree with that comment."

Speaking to reporters before Sunday's game against Miami, Popovich took the former college football coach to task on Veterans Night at the Frost Bank Center.

"He gives coaches a bad name," Popovich said. "They're going to think we're all ignorant because what he's doing is ignorant. It's harmful."

Tuberville's unprecedented campaign to try to change Pentagon abortion policy by holding up hundreds of military nominations and promotions is  forcing inexperienced leaders into high-level jobs and raising concerns among military leaders about readiness and morale.

The Republican from Alabama wants the military to change its policy of reimbursing service members for travel to get reproductive care, including abortions.

"It makes no sense," Popovich said of Tuberville's stance, which has been criticized by top defense officials, Democrats and even some of his fellow Republican lawmakers. "And he really can't have any understanding of how important these flag officers are in all these different positions."

A graduate of the Air Force Academy who majored in Soviet studies, Popovich, 74, served the required five years of active duty in the Air Force, a stint that included serving at both domestic and overseas posts that operated spy satellites and monitored Soviet missile launches. He continued to serve in the Air Force Reserve until 1993, working his way up to the rank of major.

"It's been stated a million times about how it hurts our security, our national security," Popovich said of Tuberville's stance. "Well, it's really true, but I don't think he understands what that means."

Popovich questioned whether Tuberville is "auditioning" for a future beyond the Capitol Hill."The more he does it, as long as he's done this, I start to think, is he auditioning? Because a lot of those people in Congress these days are performance artists," Popovich said. "They're not there to legislate. They're not there to make the country better. They're there to be seen in their own minds. And it seems like he's auditioning for a job in case a certain person becomes president again.

"He's doing a great audition. That kind of thing is exactly what (GOP presidential nominee frontrunner Donald) Trump would love. The more of that, the better you're in his favor."

Popovich expressed doubt that Tuberville would eventually yield to pressure from his fellow Republicans.

"You look at it and you say, no, this is going to change," Popovich said. "His fellow legislatures or legislative people are going to say, 'Tommy, come on over here. Let me put my arm around you. Let me tell you exactly what's going on here. You're making a fool of yourself. You're hurting our country.' But they don't have the courage to do it because they care more about their positioning and being primaried someday and all that.

"...But you can just look at the look on his face. He looks like the cat who ate the canary. He's got a smirk on his face all the time. He's got something you can't have. So, that's why I say he gives coaches a bad name and he's hurting our country. He's a silly, small man."

 

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I wish Pops would run for Governor

3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I wish Pops would run for Governor

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imagining Popovich dealing with shitbag politicians is simultaneously disgusting( wasting his strengths) and highly entertaining.

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Maybe aggy will convince him to be their next HC. Win, win. 

Tuberville needs to go ahead and choke on a chicken bone.  Get him out of our misery.

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Looks like this may get resolved.

 

Not getting resolved the way it should be....

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15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Not getting resolved the way it should be....

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I was going to write something else, but I realized that it was skating on very thin ice.  Suffice to say, I like your thinking.

But I thought Dems don’t have the balls to change the rules 

2 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I was going to write something else, but I realized that it was skating on very thin ice.  Suffice to say, I like your thinking.

We should get Tommy on that thin ice than go flamethrower on his ass

 

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On 11/5/2023 at 3:44 PM, Hornius Emeritus said:


Yeah but did they get 500 likes?  😄

What, are you some kind of social media influencer or something?

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Not sure who to root for here

 

The autopilot of the Tesla driven by Tubbs plows over Elon and then crashes into a wall and explodes?

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