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Tubs was obviously created to careen through the Senate, testing all its norms and customs. And that's how it was designed. Thomas Jefferson lived among hill folk. He knew their ways.

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    Well done corch.  

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    Fuck Alabama for electing this asshole over Doug Jones 

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12 minutes ago, slorch said:

Other Senators giggling at $50k in play…

He's still on his rookie contract. 

 

7 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

What, are you some kind of social media influencer or something?

I certainly hope not. I would hate to be associated with somebody who was influenced by the likes of me. Having said that, my last post got 5100 likes, the one before that 3,200 likes etc.. I had one in August that got close to 200,000 likes. Go figure.

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1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I certainly hope not. I would hate to be associated with somebody who was influenced by the likes of me. Having said that, my last post got 5100 likes, the one before that 3,200 likes etc.. I had one in August that got close to 200,000 likes. Go figure.

You must have great tits

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

What is that creature on the right side of the screen?

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

I don’t think he understands how humans work. And good god she is ghastly. 

9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don’t think he understands how humans work. And good god she is ghastly. 

One of the delicious ironies of all this shit is one of the main, fairly legitimate criticisms of Roe is that it is an issue that should be left to the states.

So, the states get their own abortion laws and the feds have not shit to say about it.  That is the upshot of Dobbs.

And the military is wholly agnostic here:  they pay to let personnel travel to where they need/want to get their health care, in essentially whatever state they choose.  Those same states that get to decide their own abortion laws.

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Friendly reminder:  Gov. Gavin was knocking the bottom out of this:

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23 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Friendly reminder:  Gov. Gavin was knocking the bottom out of this:

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Genuinely looks like a different woman.  I mean, is there even a resemblance of this in what she looks like now?  I don’t see one. 

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Genuinely looks like a different woman. 

She was fucking cute.  Those cheekbones are to die for.  Now she's ready for halloween all year long. 

That awkward moment when you ask a woman who did her nose job.  And she replies, "Trump's son's coke dealer."  

Wonder what she looks like without the wig?

5 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Wonder what she looks like without the wig?

And ten gallons of filler in her face.

35 minutes ago, royiv said:

What is that creature on the right side of the screen?

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11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

What the fuck is going on with that girl?

10 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

What the fuck is going on with that girl?

You mispelled ghoul. 

11 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

One of the delicious ironies of all this shit is one of the main, fairly legitimate criticisms of Roe is that it is an issue that should be left to the states.

So, the states get their own abortion laws and the feds have not shit to say about it.  That is the upshot of Dobbs.

And the military is wholly agnostic here:  they pay to let personnel travel to where they need/want to get their health care, in essentially whatever state they choose.  Those same states that get to decide their own abortion laws.

Tuberville is yet another shameless, living piece of evidence that brazen dishonesty is simply standard operational procedure for the GOP. As soon as they get what they want, their entire states' rights rationale they've preached for half a century evaporates in the blink of an eye.

It’s only step 1 of what they want.  Now they will(have) reverse course and work on a federal abortion ban.  States rights was just a means to kill roe. 

11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Friendly reminder:  Gov. Gavin was knocking the bottom out of this:

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Man, she was a fox when she was younger and not nuts. 

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Are we 100% sure that's the same person? 

Ya I'm not convinced either. There's no fucking way.

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Are we 100% sure that's the same person? 

Decent odds that the new creature ate Gavins ex- wife

I'm convinced that Donald said something to Jr about her not being hot enough, so Don bullied her into having work done. But it was never enough for Daddy

8 minutes ago, safe sex said:

I'm convinced that Donald said something to Jr about her not being hot enough, so Don bullied her into having work done. But it was never enough for Daddy

So the idea was that this would make her more attractive? "Well ma'am we could go that direction, but have you looked into our 'ghoul' package....?"

1 hour ago, LCHorn said:

Man, she was a fox when she was younger and not nuts

I am not so sure the second part of that statement was ever true.

13 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

She's hitting the Jackie Stallone freeway to cosmetic insanity pretty fast.  next stop:

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Then it's nosedive into late Jackie Carrot Top valley.  

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

So the idea was that this would make her more attractive? "Well ma'am we could go that direction, but have you looked into our 'ghoul' package....?"

Do you think that a man who decorates an entire penthouse in gold really has taste when it comes to how humans look?

15 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Genuinely looks like a different woman.  I mean, is there even a resemblance of this in what she looks like now?  I don’t see one. 

So that picture with Newsome was likely 2003 or 2004. Here's some timeline photos I found. My guess is Fox encouraged her to start getting work done, then getting with Jr and doing lots of booze and nose beers hasn't helped. Also, that middle part isn't doing her any favors.

2010 as a Fox News anchor

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2014, still at Fox

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2018 when she first started dating Jr

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2023 after doing all the cocaines

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On 11/17/2023 at 9:56 AM, Horn Dog said:

Decent odds that the new creature ate Gavins ex- wife

How do we start the MAGA rumor that she is a deep state lizard person wearing human skin?? They, the MAGA idiots, would eat that shit up

When this thread gets bumped I'm always hopeful it's because some veteran caught him in a restaurant bathroom and beat the shit out of him, and I'm always disappointed. 

 

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Republicans continue to be pieces of shit for how they treat the military

 

Such a  stupid hill to die on, if only he would die.

Let people do their jobs, you fuck nut.

 

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Maybe in his own mind, he is calling Grand Wizards of the KKK " Military leaders who confided in me over the holiday"

Its all true.  Here is a picture of the generals who called him

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Lloyd Bridge, "Hey wait a minute!  This is an auto insurance general." 

Investigator, "That's why we're worried..."

 

Does any journalist even really give a shit anymore.  You can just say you're gonna do a FOIA, and not even have to bother going through the motions.  

"Senator, can you produce your publicly required visitor logs to your DC or state offices that show which military officers visited with you about this?  How about legally required call logs?  There are records your office keeps when you meet with high-level military commanding officers, may we see those please or should we FOiA them, sir?"  

Unless it's classified intelligence being discussed, and general/flag officer promotions are not considered classified unless we are in active, declared war...a U.S. Senator's meetings with O-4+ have to be logged and disclosed upon request.  Otherwise, that's how fucking coups happen.

Its all true.  Here is a picture of the generals who called him
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Are those… are those knee pads?!
8 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:


Are those… are those knee pads?!

Those gloryholes don't man themselves. 

On 11/28/2023 at 7:06 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Were they crying, Tommy? Did they call you “sir?”

 

Big tough generals and admirals, with tears in their eyes, called me on the phone. "Sir!" They always call me sir. "Sir! thank you for what you are doing" they said.

 

Tuberville showing signs he's going to end his embargo of military promotions. Gonna focus on the "woke" ones now.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/30/politics/tommy-tuberville-military-nominees/?dicbo=v2-Do7jIWk&iid=ob_lockedrail_longstory_pool

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Republican Sen. Tommy Tuberville of Alabama signaled that he is backing off of his hold on all top military nominees – as soon as next week – and will instead be focusing his blockade on a smaller number of nominees he characterized as “woke.”

 

Semantics.

 

Find another playground you fucking idiot.

13 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Gonna focus on the "woke" ones now.

So women and minorities.

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