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#251
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

40% chance the bill requires a ban on black college athletes being able to vote.

80% chance Tommy misspells "NIL" at least once.

100% chance it has twice the shitty unintended consequences as it contains solutions.

If you gave him 2 of the letters, he’d still misspell NIL

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#252
Saban is mad other people can buy players now
His senator is introducing a bill to fix that
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lol at you thinking Senator Barner would do ANYTHING to help Saban.

In what world do you think a GQP Auburn man is going to help a Democratic Alabama coach who has been vocally pro-BLM and pro-vaccine and endorsed Doug Jones?
#253

Well, at least Tommy's busy. Now he'll settle down in the corner sketching out solutions in crayon and marker, and when he finishes we can stick it on the refrigerator.

#254
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

40% chance the bill requires a ban on black college athletes being able to vote.

80% chance Tommy misspells "NIL" at least once.

100% chance it has twice the shitty unintended consequences as it contains solutions.

And all colleges that have football teams have to run on 100% pure raw coal and their science departments have to all disavow global warming.

#255
2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


lol at you thinking Senator Barner would do ANYTHING to help Saban.

In what world do you think a GQP Auburn man is going to help a Democratic Alabama coach who has been vocally pro-BLM and pro-vaccine and endorsed Doug Jones?

Thank you for saving me the trouble of googling all that stuff to confirm what I already thought.

#257
1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Tubs would go from GQP hero to zero on texags

Well, everybody does something right once in a while.

#258
On 8/3/2022 at 1:45 PM, RDCanecutter said:

Well, at least Tommy's busy. Now he'll settle down in the corner sketching out solutions in crayon and marker, and when he finishes we can stick it on the refrigerator.

Isn't that one of your gigs?

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#261

This time next year Tommy's gonna be the "normal" Alabama senator when he's paired with glassy-eyed Jesus-Mama.

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#265
1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

He is so pissed that woke cancel culture won’t let him say the n word. 

#266

Holy shit. Just saw the clip of Tuberville going full racist.

Back in the day they used to wear hoods because they were afraid to show their faces.

Not anymore. 

#267
58 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Holy shit. Just saw the clip of Tuberville going full racist.

Back in the day they used to wear hoods because they were afraid to show their faces.

Not anymore. 

He’s not trying to win football games anymore.

#270
17 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

It may seem irrational to some, but he’s why I hate the Sec.

#273
10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If slavery were to be made legal again, Tommy Tuberville would totally buy some black people.

Tommy is the kind of guy who likes folks from Mexico because they'll work, or else. /drankinwhiskeyatthehuntincamp

#275
6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Holy shit. Just saw the clip of Tuberville going full racist.

Back in the day they used to wear hoods because they were afraid to show their faces.

Not anymore. 

The same ones that wear coaches shorts

Hate those they used to play sports

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#277

And to think that some of those “criminals” at Ole Miss, Auburn, Tech and Cincinnati help put millions of dollars in his pockets…old elephant ear’d m’fer.

#278
3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If slavery were to be made legal again, Tommy Tuberville would totally buy some black people.

Oh, Tubs has bought some black people.  Mostly skill-position guys. 

#279
3 hours ago, Satchel said:

And to think that some of those “criminals” at Ole Miss, Auburn, Tech and Cincinnati help put millions of dollars in his pockets…old elephant ear’d m’fer.

Nothing like a football coach making millions of dollars yelling at angry college students to “Get a job!”

Uh, yeah dude, that’s why we’re here. That’s our goal. 

#280
7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If slavery were to be made legal again, Tommy Tuberville would totally buy some black people.

Do you even SEC, bro?

#282
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

If Herschel gets elected to the Senate he and Tubberville should start a supper club.

Talk about a massa class

#283
2 hours ago, South Austin said:

If Herschel gets elected to the Senate he and Tubberville should start a supper club.

Tommy would expect Herschel to serve him. 

#284
2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Talk about a massa class

That’s fire.

#285
2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Tommy would expect Herschel to serve him. 

And Herschel would.   Surely one of his personalities has been a waiter before.

#287
7 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I'm sure he's supervising 6 restaurants.

They’ll be trying to pass him off as the founder of Popeyes by the end of the week.

#288
2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

They’ll be trying to pass him off as the founder of Popeyes by the end of the week.

It's all starting to make sense now.

#291

Congress monkeying around with CFB makes me nervous. But they're the only ones who have the power to impose a sensible, universal regime for NIL. 

#292
13 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Congress monkeying around with CFB makes me nervous. But they're the only ones who have the power to impose a sensible, universal regime for NIL. 

Narrator: Congress is not going to impose a sensible regime for NIL.  

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#293

This POS is holding up military promotions now, grandstanding like a motherfucker.   What a scumbag.

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#297

Well, shit, if Susan Collins is "concerned," then I'm sure Tubs is just shitting his pants.

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