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1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

bottoming out is bad

they might start looking at root cause analysis and discover that they themselves and their culture are the reason for what's happening to them

and that's bad

it could start the road to recovery......

nah, they'll never figure it out

resume misery mainlining

They’ll never be able to reach that conclusion when their starting perspective is “well it can’t be us, so what else could it be?”

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26 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Hitting the portal hard is going to take money, lots of money and I'm guessing it's not there given how much is likely to have been wasted once a large set of the freshman leave.

It's going to be a class of "high character, under the radar, guys that just clicked together and loved what aggy was all about".

Translation: Nobody is interested in coming to A&M and therefore, Jimbo is forced to hit the portal to fill the roster. Even there, dont expect any high quality players to heed Jimbo's call. In fact, things are so bad and going to get so worse, we feel sorry to even inform you of this situation.

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28 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

It's going to be a class of "high character, under the radar, guys that just clicked together and loved what aggy was all about".

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know…morons. 

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What on earth are the reactions? Sweet Christ.

Don't care anymore. Got Jimbo.

22 minutes ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Even there, dont expect any high quality players to heed Jimbo's call.

This is what they are failing to realize.  Let’s say I’m a talented player leaving Bama or GA, and looking for a new home. You think I’m going to 4-8 aggy with Jimbo at the wheel?  lol ok  Think I’ll go hang out in the Grove with Freshwater and the honeys. 

Just now, fattyflattie said:

This is what they are failing to realize.  Let’s say I’m a talented player leaving Bama or GA, and looking for a new home. You think I’m going to 4-8 aggy with Jimbo at the wheel?  lol ok  Think I’ll go hang out in the Grove with Freshwater and the honeys. 

Jacksonville St is 10X more attractive than aggy at this point.

11 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

It's going to be a class of "high character, under the radar, guys that just clicked together and loved what aggy was all about".

Instead of turning its back on all those sacred aggy traditions, maybe this is the perfect time for Jimbo's program to even more tightly embrace them. Fielding a full squad of 12th men would save a ton of money for the unavoidable staff buyout, and it couldn't produce a much worse W-L record. In the process, aggy reinforces its own perception that it holds the moral high ground over all rivals. The Junction Boys ride again. 

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

Jacksonville St is 10X more attractive than aggy at this point.

The $$$ is available almost anywhere now, especially for teams that just need a few select guys to help them over whatever hump they are facing.  These players still want to get to the league, they still want to win (or at least be competently coached), some still want an education.    
 

Just because LSU or Miss can efficiently work this system doesn’t mean shit to aggy. I don’t know why they don’t understand it.  Shit, they’ve already got their OL, LB, and whatever other glaring holes they have (everything but DL?) filled in their head with top flight portal talent.  Fucking idiots.  

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Instead of turning its back on all those sacred aggy traditions, maybe this is the perfect time for Jimbo's program to even more tightly embrace them. Fielding a full squad of 12th men would save a ton of money for the unavoidable staff buyout, and it couldn't produce a much worse W-L record. In the process, aggy reinforces its own perception that it holds the moral high ground over all rivals. The Junction Boys ride again. 

We are only a few weeks away from some Ags seriously posting this on their message boards. 

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

We are only a few weeks away from some Ags seriously posting this on their message boards. 

They lost the 12th man talking point with wake forest.  LSU went and took their lumps. Largely because they aren’t little bitches who are more worried about perception than their pride, like aggys squad.  

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Jimbo is waiting for slooch to put out is Top 44 (or whatever) list so that the coaching staff knows who to recruit. 

And slooch is waiting on Jimbo to get enough commits so he knows who to put on the Top 44.  In other words, they're fucked,

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16 hours ago, Mikey4 said:

LSU dodged a fucking bullet

Dodged a bullet and snatched what appears at the moment to be the jewel of that loaded recruiting class away from them in the process. Some return for the Johnson bros, but Perkins has been outstanding, and it makes the recent Hill news even more stark.

5 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Somebody needs to do a wellness check on Perroni. 

We need to take care of our own first, and I’m afraid we’re gonna have a few overdoses today.

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2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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I cannot wait till the gomers hire Daddy99 as a recruiting analyst. 

30 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I cannot wait till the gomers hire Daddy99 as a recruiting analyst. 

It's Daddy98, one of Cypress, Texas' premier in-state insurance salesman.  He also watches a lot of "tape" and can identify "war daddies"

Did the 4* LB from Katy ever show us any interest? We likely have a spot for him, no?

I think it might be time for @golfclap to update the thread title to something slightly more appropriate.

Jimbo 2023 - The Wheels are Falling Off

Jimbo 2023 - Iceberg Right Ahead!

Jimbo 2023 - Who left the barn door open?

Aggy Recruiting 2023 - Don't Care Got Jimbo

 

2 minutes ago, 1leggedduck said:

Did the 4* LB from Katy ever show us any interest? We likely have a spot for him, no?

Sanford? Not really. He's looking at Oregon and Tennessee 

2 minutes ago, 1leggedduck said:

Did the 4* LB from Katy ever show us any interest? We likely have a spot for him, no?

My bad; he's an Edge guy, not listed as a LB. I disremembered.

1 hour ago, 1leggedduck said:

My bad; he's an Edge guy, not listed as a LB. I disremembered.

He was an LB originally. He grew.

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5 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Aggys...

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7 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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This is the movie trainspotting if it was a post about recruiting....holy smokes.

3 hours ago, Hornlover said:

I think it might be time for @golfclap to update the thread title to something slightly more appropriate.

Jimbo 2023 - The Wheels are Falling Off

Jimbo 2023 - Iceberg Right Ahead!

Jimbo 2023 - Who left the barn door open?

Aggy Recruiting 2023 - Don't Care Got Jimbo

 

Aggy Recruiting 2023 - 90 million problems

1 hour ago, Texasrocks said:

Aggy Recruiting 2023 - 90 million problems

🎶…but offense ain’t one.🎶

-Jimbo “the plays are there” Fisher, after he decides against hiring an OC and signs zero skill players on offense.

Jimbo 2023 - Iron Rusts

Jimbo 2023 - One Play(er) Away

Jimbo 2023 - Send in the Clowns (Don’t Bother, They’re Here/Well, Maybe Next Year)

Jimbo 2023 - L O L

Jimbo 2023 - The Future Is Bright

Jimbo 2023 - Quick, Call Karen!

Jimbo 2023 - The Cleanup Crew

Jimbo 2023 - Diamonds In The Rough

1 hour ago, TexasRenegade said:

This is the movie trainspotting if it was a post about recruiting....holy smokes.

It's the aggy board version of Leaving Las Vegas

Jimbo 2023 - The $90m Death Penalty

Jimbo 2023: Mama, where'd that bag man go 

7 hours ago, texifornia said:

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If this is true about Hill’s daddy, then aggy definitely still in play as long as they are willing to pay…which they will big time to avoid the embarrassment of Hill signing with Texas. The decommit was Hill calling their bluff, so they’ll be ponying up in no time to save face. 

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