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1 hour ago, ElChupacabra said:

I'd love to see Surly sponsor a biannual boxing event where posters can work out their grievances in the squared circle and walk away as friends and all the bystanders can sit around drinking beer and laughing at the ineptitude of the combatants. 

 

I'd pay tree fiddy to watch that.

Festivus is upon us.....

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17 minutes ago, Fud said:

Maybe it's just me, but making someone say no a thousand times seems like a waste of time

Bring in Bill Cosby as a consultant, that should work

35 minutes ago, Fud said:

Maybe it's just me, but making someone say no a thousand times seems like a waste of time

don't forget that he has shown literally no interest in CFB.

this isn't a Jim Harbaugh situation where he was a NFL qb coach, then spent 7 years as a CFB head coach, then 4 years in the NFL and now has spent 8 at Michigan.

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2 retards ruining a thread about retards.

 

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3 hours ago, Codaxx said:

Very weird time to judge coaches. The portal is a significant change in the dynamics. It will be interesting to how different coaches handle roster management going forward. 

This, we don't yet know how NIL is going to affect the college football landscape when it comes to coaching. The reliance on great recruiters with associated bag men will be gone soon if not already.

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1 hour ago, Fud said:

Maybe it's just me, but making someone say no a thousand times seems like a waste of time

- Art Briles

9 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You’re right. Let’s continue same thing we’ve been doing for 40 years

 

 

Just so we're clear if you could land one of Day, Kirby, Dabo, or Urban for fully guaranteed 10 year 100 million plus deal, you wouldn't?

Urban and the coed fingering?  sure.  
 

Hard no on Day and creepy bearded kiddie diddling

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This is a thread to overdose on aggie misery as their recruiting goes to shit and you surly assholes turn it into a thread to bitch about our coaching. To which I say ...

 

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My boss' son is on the A&M football team as a walk-on.  He told me his son was saying that the majority of the freshman class doesn't really care and has essentially given up on the remainder of the year.  He also said that in order to keep Weigman, it'll cost about $750k.  Probably not much that isn't already known.

It’ll cost $750k to keep a guy who can’t throw.  Aggy is backing up the Brinks truck as we speak.

Weigman ain't worth $7500

22 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

My boss' son is on the A&M football team as a walk-on.  He told me his son was saying that the majority of the freshman class doesn't really care and has essentially given up on the remainder of the year. 

They're mercenaries who were illegally paid to play there. Of course they don't care. And they hold all the cards (cash).

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

Weigman ain't worth $7500

He is to Aggy, because a) chosen one, and b) there is nothing behind him after kind and johnson also depart.

I liked Weigman as a recruit.  I hope he finds success in a program less dogshit.

For several reasons, not least of which is I am overseas for a couple of weeks, I didn’t see a minute of the aggy game against AU. After Weigman’s anointing as the second coming a couple of weeks ago, did he regress to the mean last week? I can see his stat line, but what did his play actually look like?

33 minutes ago, nnm said:

For several reasons, not least of which is I am overseas for a couple of weeks, I didn’t see a minute of the aggy game against AU. After Weigman’s anointing as the second coming a couple of weeks ago, did he regress to the mean last week? I can see his stat line, but what did his play actually look like?

Stats weren't great.  I think someone said he threw twelve straight incompletions in a row.

Tbh it would've gotten more play here if our offense hadn't looked like Jimbo was coordinating it against tcu.

On 11/16/2022 at 1:07 PM, ElChupacabra said:

I'd love to see Surly sponsor a biannual boxing event where posters can work out their grievances in the squared circle and walk away as friends and all the bystanders can sit around drinking beer and laughing at the ineptitude of the combatants. 

 

I'd pay tree fiddy to watch that.

Basically Sigma Chi Fight Night, but for message board tough guys. 

20 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Basically Sigma Chi Fight Night, but for message board tough guys. 

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6 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

It’ll cost $750k to keep a guy who can’t throw.  Aggy is backing up the Brinks truck as we speak.

Shit, they’ll pay more than that without thinking. He should ask for much, much more. 

5 hours ago, nnm said:

For several reasons, not least of which is I am overseas for a couple of weeks, I didn’t see a minute of the aggy game against AU. After Weigman’s anointing as the second coming a couple of weeks ago, did he regress to the mean last week? I can see his stat line, but what did his play actually look like?

His longest completion in 95 throws in 36 yards.

10 hours ago, Vermin said:

His longest completion in 95 throws in 36 yards.

But his windup for that was impressive.

14 hours ago, Viper said:

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quick peek into Sydney and CTJs NEZ suite last Saturday

18 minutes ago, Jimbob said:

quick peek into Sydney and CTJs NEZ suite last Saturday

SEZ, they don't hang with us commoners in the NEZ

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umass is tougher than the records and advanced statistics suggest. 

 

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3 hours ago, Jimbob said:

quick peek into Sydney and CTJs NEZ suite last Saturday

I took 3 of my kids for the suite experience last weekend. Every fucking year when I take them to a game at DKR, Texas shits the bed. 

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

SEZ, they don't hang with us commoners in the NEZ

Fucking A right, sir. 

Just now, bizzle said:

umass is tougher than the records and advanced statistics suggest. 

 

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30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Every fucking year when I take them to a game at DKR, Texas shits the bed. 

So it's your fucking fault 

55 minutes ago, bizzle said:

umass is tougher than the records and advanced statistics suggest. 

 

Dammit Bizzle, you folks represent yourselves as good Ole boys, not hopeless, brain dead hallucinating drug fiends.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I took 3 of my kids for the suite experience last weekend. Every fucking year when I take them to a game at DKR, Texas shits the bed. 

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I took 3 of my kids for the suite experience last weekend. Every fucking year when I take them to a game at DKR, Texas shits the bed.

So you're the one. Just stop.

I was abstaining from sex the night before a big game, but that clearly was ineffective.

Just now, Bevo said:

So you're the one. Just stop.

I was abstaining from sex the night before a big game, but that clearly was ineffective.

Dear god, man! I pray that you abstaining from sex for the last 13 years hasn't doomed our football team.

31 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Dear god, man! I pray that you abstaining from sex for the last 13 years hasn't doomed our football team.

Or maybe @Bevo needs to ask his wife to start abstaining from sex the night before a big game also.

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29 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Dear god, man! I pray that you abstaining from sex for the last 13 years hasn't doomed our football team.

I think I’ll now take the Costanza approach and do the exact opposite of what I was thinking.  Y’all better hide your womenz and daughters.

1 hour ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Or maybe @Bevo needs to ask his wife to start abstaining from sex the night before a big game also.

Whoa whoa whoa, slow down. 

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Just now, closetojumping said:

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Thujone willed him into existence. Prove me wrong. 

On 11/18/2022 at 11:26 AM, Serak The Preparer said:

Or maybe @Bevo needs to ask his wife to start abstaining from sex the night before a big game also.

Abstaining from sex with all men, or just him?

Sounds like Hicks is having a blast at OU this weekend and is on decommit/flip watch

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