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#5951
58 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Ok, I'll bite. Why would a vape be a felony?

Because he had a vape that held 4+ oz  and was loaded...and in his mouth?

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#5952
Again, Ill-founded prohibition leads to unsafe behavior that would be eliminated or mitigated by reasonable legal alternatives. This isn't rocket surgery, y'all. Where's your inner Don't-tread-on-me? 

Shove your cloak room shit up your ass and fuck off somewhere else with it.
#5953

Sounds like he had over a pound. I'm not even sure Cheech could smoke that much.

#5955
32 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Sounds like he had over a pound. I'm not even sure Cheech could smoke that much.

Chong could though...

#5957
1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Sounds like he had over a pound. I'm not even sure Cheech could smoke that much.

Txaggy saying 17oz. Don’t know where they saw that. 

#5959
3 hours ago, Bevo said:

Sounds like he had over a pound. I'm not even sure Cheech could smoke that much.

I'm pretty sure Cheech could get some help, Born in East LA style.

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#5960

Watching the ags rearrange the chairs on the Titanic is amusing. Kid getting arrested for pot is bullshit.

Carry on.

#5961
4 hours ago, Sejjr said:

NIL deals drying up, gotta make ends meet somehow. 

Perhaps he chose a&m because it would help him the most when he needed to take care of relatives and put food on his family.

#5962
24 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Perhaps he chose a&m because it would help him the most when he needed to take care of relatives and put food on his family.

What food group is pot, vegetable?

#5964
41 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Perhaps he chose a&m because it would help him the most when he needed to take care of relatives and put food on his family.

I don’t see how pot helps with food on the family, sir. I mean I guess the munchies wouldn’t hurt. 
 

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#5965
16 minutes ago, Bevo said:

What food group is pot, vegetable?

It’s a supplement…

As in it supplements the value that the Bitcoin has lost this year.

 

1 minute ago, speed817 said:

Herb

Obvio!

Y siempre! 🌿 

#5966
8 hours ago, Bevo said:

Sounds like he had over a pound. I'm not even sure Cheech could smoke that much.

I have $10k worth of liquor in the cabinet. Who cares? 

#5967
28 minutes ago, Eggo said:

I have $10k worth of liquor in the cabinet. Who cares? 

Apparently you who turns a joke into some sort of societal commentary. And who the hell besides the poors and accountants count the dollar value of their liquor. I've got 7 cases of Mad Dog at $3/bottle...

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#5968
41 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Apparently you who turns a joke into some sort of societal commentary. And who the hell besides the poors and accountants count the dollar value of their liquor. I've got 7 cases of Mad Dog at $3/bottle...

Doesn’t take too many bottles of Pappy to make that happen. But, agreed. 

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#5969
On 11/19/2022 at 12:30 PM, closetojumping said:

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On 11/19/2022 at 12:31 PM, SydneyCarton said:

Thujone willed him into existence. Prove me wrong. 

Holy fuck, its like the "Take on me" music video. Dude just whoooooooped and Furked his way out of Thujones masterpieces

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#5970
10 hours ago, Bevo said:

Sounds like he had over a pound. I'm not even sure Cheech could smoke that much.

 

10 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Chong could though...

 

Yep, you don't doubt the MoP (Masters of Pot)

Cheech And Chong Weed GIF

#5971
3 hours ago, Bevo said:

Apparently you who turns a joke into some sort of societal commentary. And who the hell besides the poors and accountants count the dollar value of their liquor. I've got 7 cases of Mad Dog at $3/bottle...

Interesting side note..the man who bought my motel and restaurant back in 2006 had a vodka collection valued at over $2,000,000.  All kinds of rare and old stuff.  It was actually pretty interesting. 

#5972
2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Interesting side note..the man who bought my motel and restaurant back in 2006 had a vodka collection valued at over $2,000,000.  All kinds of rare and old stuff.  It was actually pretty interesting. 

Where was the motel, East Texas?

#5973
16 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Where was the motel, East Texas?

Eden Texas, out by San Angelo.

*don't know why I wrote Eola, that's where my daughter lives, must be subconsciously worried. 

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#5974
18 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Interesting side note..the man who bought my motel and restaurant back in 2006 had a vodka collection valued at over $2,000,000.  All kinds of rare and old stuff.  It was actually pretty interesting. 

What the fuck kind of person collects vodka?  That seems strange choice. 

#5976
5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

What the fuck kind of person collects vodka?  That seems strange choice. 

Rich assed middle easterner from San Antonio.   He owns a bunch of motels/hotels. Over half of the bottles were in a foreign language.

#5979

Ramonce Taylor pled guilty to that exact felony charge: 4oz - 5 lbs of weed. He got 60 days in jail and 5 years probation.

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#5980
41 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Ramonce Taylor pled guilty to that exact felony charge: 4oz - 5 lbs of weed. He got 60 days in jail and 5 years probation.

He was on the far other end of that scale though, he had 5 lbs actually.  

#5981
40 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

He was on the far other end of that scale though, he had 5 lbs actually.  

But that's the equivalent high of 1lb from today's pot.

#5985
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You know who owns this picture and annually displays it in his study next to all of his books about war?

This guy:

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#5986
6 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Eden Texas, out by San Angelo.

*don't know why I wrote Eola, that's where my daughter lives, must be subconsciously worried. 

I love the fact that there's a prison in Eden. I drove through once at Christmas, and there was a Santa on his sleigh decoration on the highway side of the wire. Christmas in Eden. Merry Christmas, Motherfucker! 

#5987
41 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I love the fact that there's a prison in Eden. I drove through once at Christmas, and there was a Santa on his sleigh decoration on the highway side of the wire. Christmas in Eden. Merry Christmas, Motherfucker! 

It is a STRANGE little place for sure.

#5990
3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Did he Tokyo Drift through a parking garage again?

He ran a bail technique.

#5991
12 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Rich assed middle easterner from San Antonio.   He owns a bunch of motels/hotels. Over half of the bottles were in a foreign language.

…

…and they all tasted the same.

#5992

I really enjoy their struggles and I laugh that Fisher is failing so badly after they locked him in on a huge contract. But,… he coached them to their first top four finish since 1939 (I get that 2020 was a ridiculous year). Bryant never did that, nor did Stallings, Bellard, Sherrill, Slocum or anyone else they’ve hired since they shitcanned Norton (their only coach to win a MNC). Would they really give up on him now, if they could?

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#5993
11 minutes ago, statsman said:

I really enjoy their struggles and I laugh that Fisher is failing so badly after they locked him in on a huge contract. But,… he coached them to their first top four finish since 1939 (I get that 2020 was a ridiculous year). Bryant never did that, nor did Stallings, Bellard, Sherrill, Slocum or anyone else they’ve hired since they shitcanned Norton (their only coach to win a MNC). Would they really give up on him now, if they could?

No, he didn’t. There’s this thing called a college football playoff. It pits the top 4 teams across the entire landscape of college football against one another and then awards a champion. Texas A&M did not make the playoff. The AP’s final dumbass rankings no longer hold the sport hostage and no one gives a fuck where they ranked people to close it out. 

The rankings posted next to any team from early November forward are CFP rankings and that’s for a reason. You fucks who want to continue to lend credence to something else are like the Japanese soldiers still holed up in caves in The Philippines decades after WW2 ended. 

#5994

And that's only one asterisk on that top 4 ranking. Another one is COVID. Another one is only conference games. And then they added a 4th asterisk all on their own when they bitched out of their bowl game last year compared to North Carolina playing despite roster shortages the previous year. 

#5996
50 minutes ago, statsman said:

I really enjoy their struggles and I laugh that Fisher is failing so badly after they locked him in on a huge contract. But,… he coached them to their first top four finish since 1939 (I get that 2020 was a ridiculous year). Bryant never did that, nor did Stallings, Bellard, Sherrill, Slocum or anyone else they’ve hired since they shitcanned Norton (their only coach to win a MNC). Would they really give up on him now, if they could?

A&M's 2020 season is one of the biggest jokes in recent memory. This is who they beat. 75% of their schedule included teams that were going to fire their coach or on the verge of firing their coach. 

Vanderbilt 0-9 

Florida 8-4

Mississippi State 4-7

Arkansas 3-7

South Carolina 2-8

LSU 5-5

Auburn 6-5

Tennessee 3-7

UNC 8-4 but were without all their best players in the bowl game. 

 

#5999
38 minutes ago, Hornbeliever said:

I'll always remember where I was when I watched the aggies in their CFP Playoff football game.

What's the food like in Bizarro World?

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