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I only mentioned Grimes as opposed to every OC looking for a raise because I assume Burton has legit contacts.

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6 minutes ago, theBigHen said:

Even if it is Grimes and he did run the offense, that is not worrisome in the slightest. Baylor fans I know are not pleased with his constant turtle-ing in games and that was on display yesterday, just like it was the week before against TCU. 

#25 OFEI team in the country. I know Baylor fans love to bitch about everything but them running Grimes off would be hilarious.

8 minutes ago, theBigHen said:

Even if it is Grimes and he did run the offense, that is not worrisome in the slightest. Baylor fans I know are not pleased with his constant turtle-ing in games and that was on display yesterday, just like it was the week before against TCU. 

This is silly. Grimes is a really good OC

7 minutes ago, Yesh said:

I only mentioned Grimes as opposed to every OC looking for a raise because I assume Burton has legit contacts.

I believed he and Riley are their top two choices. Not sure if they’ll get either of them though 

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I'll tell you about this Grimes character. I think the moral of the story is he'll fit right in at aggy, and that he'll be yet another expensive failure. So one day Grimes was at home and slipped on some stairs and hurt his back and his doctor happened to be my cousin, Dr. Rocky. So good ole Dr. Rocky gave Grimes some ointment and told him to rub it on the area of injury. And that Grimes fella went home and he rubbed the ointment on the staircase. Wooooooop.

I have a hard time believing any upwardly mobile OC would take the aggy job. 

Ritz Bitz will still be running the offense. Yeah theyll drop a ton of cash on you. But youd be putting your career trajectory in peril.  

Would those G5 HC jobs still be out there for you, after Jimbo has fucked up several years of offense in your name?  

How long would it take you to dig yourself out of that hole, with jimbos stink on you?

54 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

He MIGHT be a redass, got his masters there and married an Aggie VB player.   Plus have you seen how they like to give money away?   He just might become the highest paid assistant with the least amount of actual work to do while having the job security that comes with the HC $85M buyout

I don’t know about job security. It’ll be easier to throw an OC under the bus than buy out Jimbo

It is how they get Novosad to flip from Baylor. 1.5 mil a year to ensure they sign a qb

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3 minutes ago, TheRRKid said:

I don’t know about job security. It’ll be easier to throw an OC under the bus than buy out Jimbo

And he won’t have the support of his head coach at any time. All successes will be jimbo and all failures will be the OC and the players. 

Yeah if it doesn’t look better under a new OC it’s a chance for Jimbo to say see it’s not the plays. He already had a recent press conference where he was asked about a new OC and he bristled and basically said a Go is a Go a smash is a smash and a new OC isn’t going to revolutionize anything 

3 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

It is how they get Novosad to flip from Baylor. 1.5 mil a year to ensure they sign a qb

Baylor would match that number 

Just now, Dondrysdale1 said:

It is how they get Novosad to flip from Baylor.

Imaging blowing that recruitment like three times.

Dudes parents went to A&M. Met at A&M. Literal maroon house.

Blew it when he first committed to Baylor, never offered even though he camped there many times.

Blew it again when he re opened (tOSU offered before A&M! They paid Nelson to come in the SAME WEEKEND that Novosad came)

With everything else happening since then and still without a QB commit they can't get him back on campus.

Imaging losing a recruitment for a huge position of need, with a guy who lives in a maroon house, to a school with a true sophomore starter at QB and who plays in the big 12. That should lead to changes in and of itself.

2 minutes ago, NoName said:

Imaging blowing that recruitment like three times.

Dudes parents went to A&M. Met at A&M. Literal maroon house.

Blew it when he first committed to Baylor, never offered even though he camped there many times.

Blew it again when he re opened (tOSU offered before A&M! They paid Nelson to come in the SAME WEEKEND that Novosad came)

With everything else happening since then and still without a QB commit they can't get him back on campus.

Imaging losing a recruitment for a huge position of need, with a guy who lives in a maroon house, to a school with a true sophomore starter at QB and who plays in the big 12. That should lead to changes in and of itself.

 

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5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

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Fuck the Brocks

Who is Riley y’all are mentioning as oc? Does Lincoln Riley have a brother?

1 minute ago, utexas8 said:

Who is Riley y’all are mentioning as oc? Does Lincoln Riley have a brother?

Yes. Did you skip TCU game?

36 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

It is how they get Novosad to flip from Baylor. 1.5 mil a year to ensure they sign a qb

You’re out of your fucking mind if you think Grimes’ salary would be that low. We’re talking $3+ mil per year for 3-4 years fully guaranteed. 

Yes. Did you skip TCU game?

I mentally blocked it out. I guess I thought dykes was running that offense.
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Why would lesbians be running the TCU offense?

24 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Why would lesbians be running the TCU offense?

TV ratings would certainly improve.

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

How long before Rhule hires Elijah Robinson?

When is the A&M game over? I have a hard time thinking Rhule is going to punt on NSD1 and Robinson could go a long way in helping them get some momentum 

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

How long before Rhule hires Elijah Robinson?

The aggy spin will be beautiful to watch. 

27 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Why would lesbians be running the TCU offense?

Superior gap scheme. 

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

When is the A&M game over? I have a hard time thinking Rhule is going to punt on NSD1 and Robinson could go a long way in helping them get some momentum 

they kick at 6cst

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

When is the A&M game over? I have a hard time thinking Rhule is going to punt on NSD1 and Robinson could go a long way in helping them get some momentum 

 

Just now, BornAndRaised said:

they kick at 6cst


So, 6:30?

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So, 6:30?

I mean, their players post on IG at halftime. I don't see why Robinson can't send a quick text to Rhule. "I'm in, fuck these sheep fuckers."

11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

How long before Rhule hires Elijah Robinson?

I assume he'd have to take a paycut to go to Nebraska. ATM will give him another big raise if needed. Unless Rhule makes him DC, I'm skeptical of it happening

9 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

TV ratings would certainly improve.

Only if you've never met a real life lesbian.

1 minute ago, ASDFASDF said:

Only if you've never met a real life lesbian.

Plenty.  They like to drink wine and congregate in threes around the kitchen island. 

3 minutes ago, ASDFASDF said:

Only if you've never met a real life lesbian.

I was assuming we would get to vote.

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Army has 21 on umass with 7 minutes left to play in the first half. 
 

28 now. 21 in the 2nd.  This is senior day home game for umass. 
 

38-7 now. Still 5 minutes to go. 
 

army trying to run the clock out, accidentally runs for a 54 yard td.  Xp missed. 44-7 final.  This gets army to 5-6. 

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3 hours ago, Yesh said:

Bobby Burton said he was hearing Jeff Grimes as a potential target for aggy OC.

So.. let me get this straight. 
 

Jimbo is having his hands violently yanked off the steering wheel of the offense, so his solution would be to go hire a guy with an offense as boring as his? I see this ending very very well.

2 hours ago, TheRRKid said:

I don’t know about job security. It’ll be easier to throw an OC under the bus than buy out Jimbo

The scenario as I see it is Jimbo giving in and hiring an OC.  A few games in, Jimbos meddling makes for an even worse offense than before resulting in the OC being fired as Jimbo blames everything on new OC and he takes over OC duties again. 

"See, I told you so".

Grimes hasn't done shit at Baylor that has impressed me. I'm guessing Jimbo likes him he's run first and a former OL coach. I would endorse this hire. 

Lil Riley would be insane to make a horizontal move from a CFP team to aggy. The money will be there, He should wait out a better opportunity. 

Grimes hired to work with bumbling idiot?

Simpsons did it.

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52 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Grimes hasn't done shit at Baylor that has impressed me. I'm guessing Jimbo likes him he's run first and a former OL coach. I would endorse this hire. 

Lil Riley would be insane to make a horizontal move from a CFP team to aggy. The money will be there, He should wait out a better opportunity. 

The offensive improvement from 2020 to 2021 was impressive, imo 

Grimes is a good OC but aggy could do much better for the money they will pay. 

I will say this, Grimes doesn't know how to evaluate the QB position. Him picking Shapen over Bohanon was a huge mistake and a big reason Baylor regressed this year. 

Grimes makes sense because the only coach that Jimbo would have to fire is Addazio. Jimbo hates firing coaches.

1 hour ago, Fud said:

The offensive improvement from 2020 to 2021 was impressive, imo 

From the COVID season to a normal season could have a lot of explanations. They did reasonably hold steady this year in production I guess.

5 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

I assume he'd have to take a paycut to go to Nebraska. ATM will give him another big raise if needed. Unless Rhule makes him DC, I'm skeptical of it happening

Serious question does Rhule call the plays on defense? I don’t remember if he called plays at Baylor 

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24 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Serious question does Rhule call the plays on defense? I don’t remember if he called plays at Baylor 

No, Snow does/did 

5 hours ago, MH BEVO said:

Superior gap scheme. 

"Scissor right on 3."

28 minutes ago, Fud said:

No, Snow does/did 

Thank you. That means he can’t just slap DC tag on a position coach he wants 

2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Thank you. That means he can’t just slap DC tag on a position coach he wants 

No, but they can slap Co-DC and pay him as much or more than aggy.  And he wouldn’t have to work for Jimbo. 

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