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5 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Any sightings of him with a lunch pail?

Nah, just a bucket of shit...

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They are so incredibly fucked for this cycle. I am sure they will bring in some portal guys, but I have a hard time believing that they are going to be able to lure top end talent there with all of the nuclear perception about them. 

So… right now A$M has a bunch of young talented DL and EDGE guys, but nobody with established track records. One LB and no depth. CB is pretty much an unknown at this point and a great young safety.

On O, a bunch of JAG or worse cubes (which aren’t transferring) on the OL, a Fr QB and a Sr that struggled. A FR running back and no real other options, 2 good to great WRs plus some potential, super young talented TE.

 

I get the idea that the portal giveth and the portal taketh away, but they need like 4-6 starters from the portal at this point, plus another 4-6 guys in the 2 deep to be 8-4ish or better right now…

Jesus they were so thin at LB to begin with. I think they're down to 2 scholarship guys now and only have 1 committed.  Even Charlie Strong thinks their roster management is fucked up.

 

 

This made me giggle ... 

 

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And the exchange ... 

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Har har har ... 

Red - Announced Leaving

Blue Check - "Announced" Staying 

Highlighter - Possibly Leaving

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God dammit. I forgot Ish Harris. hold on

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I'm dumb

33 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

No LBs no CBs… Going to be running a 7-1-3 at this point here… maybe that’s why they overloaded on DL.. 
 

OL Clem is going to revolutionize college Ds by going back to a Defense from A&Ms national title days… They say what is old eventually becomes new again, so modern day offenses won’t be able cope with this awesome level of aggy defensive ingenuity..

a 7-1-3?!

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6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Red - Announced Leaving

Blue Check - Announced Staying

Highlighter - Possibly Leaving

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God dammit. I forgot Ish Harris. hold on

I'm not sure I can trust the blue checkmarks?

Well Rogers and Thomas are definitely staying now. Day 1 starters at CB.

22 minutes ago, NoName said:

a 7-1-3?!

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I liked it better when Dark did it

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8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s getting a liiiiitle tougher to believe the “missing piece” sell. 

I find it more enlightening how many players on defense they were able to sign last season without a named DC. This season WITH a DC they are dropping like flies.

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s getting a liiiiitle tougher to believe the “missing piece” sell. 

you don't understand stupid sip. now they can all be the missing pieces.

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Walker is not on NeonMoon's roster. Wonder why.

he was off the roster as of 22 spring practice - no info as to why

Holy this it's the whole LB room. Santucci must be the fucking woooorst.

Is Cooper next?

They are about to have 1 scholarship linebacker left, 1 scholarship RB and their DB room was absolutely decimated

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Holy this it's the whole LB room. Santucci must be the fucking woooorst.

Is Cooper next?

Luke Brockermeyer ain't walking through that door. 

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy this it's the whole LB room. Santucci must be the fucking woooorst.

Is Cooper next?

Anthony Hill can now be all 3 missing pieces. Pick a piece. Any piece. 

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1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

They are about to have 1 scholarship linebacker left, 1 scholarship RB and their DB room was absolutely decimated

Reminder this is the roster Jimbo has built going into year 6. 

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

They are about to have 1 scholarship linebacker left, 1 scholarship RB and their DB room was absolutely decimated

Don't forget, max 2 scholarship QB.  I really can't believe Max Johnson stays.

4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Luke Brockermeyer ain't walking through that door. 

But can he?

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Did the LB coach really wish him happy birthday and 30 minutes later he transferred? 

 

 

This is epic! The amount of turnover for a coach about to head into year 6 is amazing! You have to be a lunatic or a legacy to join that dumpster fire.

Ish Harris is in the portal, not the other guy:

 

That Bitcoin just doesn't go as far as it used to. 

1 minute ago, Deej said:

That Bitcoin just doesn't go as far as it used to. 

Is it any wonder the ags class imploded as crypto was crashing? 

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Before it's nuked ... 

 

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I feel like we've been generous in giving it a solid 36 hours. Going to need a welfare check from @bizzle and @Bruh Man.

Just kidding, we all know that Bruh Man is a mush-brained homer with zero fucking balls and an even smaller IQ. I'd be interested in hearing about the weather in Vancouver, however 

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6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I feel like we've been generous in giving it a solid 36 hours. Going to need a welfare check from @bizzle and @Bruh Man.

Just kidding, we all know that Bruh Man is a mush-brained homer with zero fucking balls and an even smaller IQ. I'd be interested in hearing about the weather in Vancouver, however 

ran it through ChatGPT and it came up with a pretty accurateBruh level response:

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"Oh, you want to know how I'm doing? Let's see... I'm not sitting on my lazy butt all day, begging for attention on the internet like some people. I'm out here living my life and actually accomplishing things. But I'm sure you wouldn't know anything about that. Keep scrolling through your feed and living vicariously through other people's lives, buddy."

 

43 minutes ago, NoName said:

Ish Harris is in the portal, not the other guy:

 

Even his explanation is an embarrassment

5 minutes ago, NoName said:

ran it through ChatGPT and it came up with a pretty accurateBruh level response:

So he's completely given up on JF.

6 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Just a reminder......

 

...but but but it's where the kids today want to be! It's no longer Texas.  #WRTS says aggie.  1897...2019 2020 2021 2022...2023 is our year  @Bruh Man 

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59 minutes ago, Deej said:

That Bitcoin just doesn't go as far as it used to. 

Sam Bankman-Fried's Self-Incrimination Tour

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s getting a liiiiitle tougher to believe the “missing piece” sell. 

"You will be a cornerstone in the foundation of the long, difficult journey back to A&M greatness?"

CHIEF

Maybe Olin was right?

It was just the precipice of a massive collapse rather than the precipice of greatness.

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Just now, texifornia said:

@Longhornfrenzy you're part of our recruiting sell now

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0% chance this is happening. Do you know how I know that? Because of coaches in Austin were going to be showing players anything negative from aTm boards, it would be the rampant and virulent racist posts, particularly from their politics board. But it's also on their recruiting forums. These lazy fucks just know they can say "folks in Austin" and their subscriber base full of dipshit insurance agents and tractor supply assistant managers will snap to attention faster than they can line up to take an internet poll. 

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

Just a reminder......

 

The first rule of the Portal Club is....

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12 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Enhance 

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15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

@Longhornfrenzy you're part of our recruiting sell now

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This is greatness.  It isn't true and isn't happening and it's almost insulting to their recruits that they think it's believable that this kind of garbage would actually impact a recruit's decision.....but lets play around in bizarroo world that TexAgs is living in:

 

If copies of posts from the message board were actually negatively impacting recruiting.....TexAgs as an arm of the TAMU athletic department would either be being negligent by not requiring you to log in to view their forum......or selling out their own program for the page view revenue that is generated by the supposed "tons of eyeballs" that view their pages but aren't logged in or registered.

 

I don't know which would be worse.....

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

@Longhornfrenzy you're part of our recruiting sell now

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Oh TexAgs. In typical aggy fashion you have overestimated your importance & relevance. The only reason anyone takes time to screenshot & post your messages is because we all need to laugh every now & then & aggy is undefeated at unintentional comedy. 

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