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If it's Briles, he's gonna have a hard time finding 5 stars who want to rape guys who play pretend Army. 

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If they hire Petrino, he should wear his neck brace to the press conference, flick everyone off, laugh and walk out. 

If it's Briles, he's gonna have a hard time finding 5 stars who want to rape guys who play pretend Army. 

Wow briles maybe turned down the job knowing his playbook wouldn’t work.

I can see Jimbo watching Art rape his wife. 

Do you guys honestly think chin pubes could hide his boner if Jimbo convinced the defending Italian football champion to come be his OC? 

Do you guys honestly think chin pubes could hide his boner if Jimbo convinced the defending Italian football champion to come be his OC? 

“Two national champions on staff.” - chin pubes
Just now, CooterBrown said:


“Two national champions on staff.” - chin pubes

Briles has taken Estra Guelfi to heights never seen before.

I've had time to think about it. It's all mathematics.

Jimbo won 5 games this year. Bobby won 5 games this year.

5 wins + 5 wins = 10 wins

The golden age of Aggie football is at hand!

3 hours ago, Deej said:

I can see Jimbo watching Art rape his wife. 

Life imitates art or…“Wife intimates Art”?

(I’ll see myself out)

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6 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Holy cow! calf!

 

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I don't have y'all's encyclopedic knowledge of coaches and players, so I looked him up. 

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It is A&M. Could they be thinking they're poaching the coach who is improving our OL? 

From behind his big desk where he is barely visible, Jimbo calls out to an assistant, "IbeenhearingaboutMattMattox!"

Mathematics? Mathematics, coach?

Noyoudummy.I'mtellingyou Matt Mattox.

Yes, sir?

Lookimup.

Says he's the OL and run coordinating coach for tu.

tu?

Er, Texas, sir.

I told you to cut that stupid shit out.

Sorry, sir.

So, Texashuh? Callimup.

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It feels like the pool of people who want to walk into this situation is pretty small. Anyone with a good P5 job is probably not doing it.  So you have names of pariahs and G5 guys being dropped.  It’s pretty telling. 

I'll say it would be very amusing if they brought in Mattox and Sterlin Gilbert to replace Addazzio and Dickey. 

31 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

I'll say it would be very amusing if they brought in Mattox and Sterlin Gilbert to replace Addazzio and Dickey. 

Will their AD have to fly out and beg them to take the job? That was such an embarrassment. 

1 minute ago, utfan87 said:

Will their AD have to fly out and beg them to take the job? That was such an embarrassment. 

School president.  

2 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

Will their AD have to fly out and beg them to take the job? That was such an embarrassment. 

AD? Try president! 

On 12/9/2022 at 12:50 PM, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

"Like if Voltron didn't have any arms or legs and was just a bunch of assholes knotted together" 

 

I'm fucking dying 😂😂😂😂

SIAP: On3 reporting that Hicks is visiting Oregon again this weekend. Since he’s out of play for us, I’d love to see him leave the region.

1 hour ago, dilloncp98 said:

SIAP: On3 reporting that Hicks is visiting Oregon again this weekend. Since he’s out of play for us, I’d love to see him leave the region.

Next generation thinking type of NIL. You pay opponents players/recruits to go out of conference. 

On 12/9/2022 at 9:23 PM, Deej said:

I can see Jimbo watching Art’s players rape his wife. 

Fixed it for accuracy 

9 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:
On 12/9/2022 at 9:23 PM, Deej said:

I can see Jimbo watching Art’s players rape his wife. 

Fixed it for accuracy 

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11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They won’t care about that one either. 

They are running out of people to not care about. I think some big ones will drop once their semester ends. 

At this point, their OC is going to have to be one of those player-coach type situations.

11 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Another one.  This time a coach's son.

 

Good.  All indications he was a locker room cancer, a real pain in the ass for the coaches.  Frees up room to bring in Marvin Harrison Jr and Quentin Johnson.  /Texaggy

10 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

At this point, their OC is going to have to be one of those player-coach type situations.

The QB will call their own plays.

25 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

They are running out of people to not care about. I think some big ones will drop once their semester ends. 

We are all hoping expectantly. 

On 12/9/2022 at 1:48 PM, texifornia said:

When Looch is spinning this hard, you know it's real

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OK, I see the 5-6 record at MSU has been pretty well covered, so I deleted my post. Jesus, the guy writes like an arrogant blowhard.

 

 

 

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Didn't Billy "Top 44" Liucci calm the cult by saying there would be a spectacular end to this process by the end of the week?

Things must be going swimmingly if Petrino interviewed yesterday and the job is still vacant. I suppose it's possible they're giving Petrino time to tell his players. 

Or they couldn't agree on terms. Or the outcry was too much. Or Petrino just wanted to do some fishin' with Jimbo on the Aggies' dime. Jimbo and he likely had a nice chuckle together if it's the last one.

What? Are we on page 2 of the list yet?

41 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Good.  All indications he was a locker room cancer, a real pain in the ass for the coaches.  Frees up room to bring in Marvin Harrison Jr and Quentin Johnson.  /Texaggy

Wasn’t this guy considered not D1 good and a nepotism only take?  Is dad not going to be coaching there anymore? 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Wasn’t this guy considered not D1 good and a nepotism only take?  Is dad not going to be coaching there anymore? 

You’d be surprised to hear that looch said at the time that he was absolutely a take on his own merit. 

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Wasn’t this guy considered not D1 good and a nepotism only take?  Is dad not going to be coaching there anymore? 

Always looked like a favor for Coach Price despite aggy spin. Arizona/Sumlin was his second best offer. 

39 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Things must be going swimmingly if Petrino interviewed yesterday and the job is still vacant. I suppose it's possible they're giving Petrino time to tell his players.

Sure, because Petrino handles his departures with class.

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Coward. Quitter. Hypocrite. And those were some of the nicer things the Atlanta Falcons had to say about their former coach on Wednesday.

Bobby Petrino left behind a bitter team and a boss who felt betrayed, skipping town to return to the college ranks with not so much as a face-to-face meeting with his players.

The Falcons watched him on television the previous night, yukking it up at a giddy, late-night news conference in Arkansas, then showed up at their lockers to find a 78-word letter from their ex-coach, whose tenure in the NFL lasted all of 13 games.

"Atlanta Falcons Players," it began.

"Out of my respect for you, I am letting you know that, with a heavy heart, I resigned today as the Head Coach of the Atlanta Falcons. This decision was not easy, but it was made in the best interest of me and my family. While my desire would have been to finish out what has been a difficult season for us all, circumstances did not allow me to do that. I appreciate your hard work and wish you the best.

"Sincerely, Bobby Petrino."

Bitter Falcons feel betrayed after Petrino bolts for Arkansas

47 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Jesus, the guy writes like an arrogant blowhard.

Like an arrogant blowhard?  He is an arrogant blowhard.

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51 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Didn't Billy "Top 44" Liucci calm the cult by saying there would be a spectacular end to this process by the end of the week?

They have really out-aggied themselves this week.

If no one said anything, not having an oc hired at this point would not be ideal, but not particularly shocking or newsworthy.

But no.  In their neverending need to shout and bluster about absolutely nothing, everyone from Lucci to KKL had to scream from the rooftops that GREAT OC news would be announced by Friday.

Naturally, the things they overoptimistically assumed would happen did not happen, forcing them to acknowledge that one of the expected candidates (Riley, mullen, etc) turned them down.  Now they're left to feign excitement over remaining candidates like Bobby fucking Petrino.

If they could just shut their mouths for five seconds, none of this happens.  But of course they can't.

I’m curious did a&m have any visitors for this week or next? Who are they even recruiting?

1 hour ago, utexas8 said:

I’m curious did a&m have any visitors for this week or next? Who are they even recruiting?

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