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20 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I'm still not sure that Briles isn't someone that they'd cut a deal with due to mutual desperation.

I think that is the best hire they could realistically make, his moral and ethics failings notwithstanding. They don't care one whit about any of that anyway.

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1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

Smoke is a bit tempting to me to kick the tires on, but my guess is he goes back to UGA or Bama

Or Colorado 

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So, on their prize OT from PA ... 

 

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2 things:

1) The lack of self awareness from Evan Stewart to sign at aggy and then post, presumably with a straight face, a video saying that recruits should think about how they will get developed at that position when Jimbo is a personal graveyard where 5 stars go to die is truly and mind bogglingly amazing.  Good good shit. Unless there is some 5D chess going on below the surface I'm unaware of.

2) With Smoke now gone this thought is amazing- when aggy brings in 4 corners for an obvious passing down early in the season they will have zero corners left on the bench as of right now.  If they play a 3-4 they will be 1 LB short right now.  It's incredibly funny and glorious.  I know that they will add more guys to the team through portal and/or scarf down some bread in January and February for class of 23, but it's really amusing right now.  It's too bad that they weren't one of the 5-7 teams with good grades (like Rice) that got a bowl game given to them. It would be fun to see them forfeit 2 years in a row.  

So A&M has already lost 4 of their top 14 commits from the '22 class? Maybe 5 as Anthony Lucas was also in that group of suspended freshman. 

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13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

2) With Smoke now gone this thought is amazing- when aggy brings in 4 corners for an obvious passing down early in the season they will have zero corners left on the bench as of right now.  

The good news for them is, opponents won't have very many obvious passing downs.

54 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

That kid can play. Sucks to suck.

33 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

So A&M has already lost 4 of their top 14 commits from the '22 class? Maybe 5 as Anthony Lucas was also in that group of suspended freshman. 

I’m surprised Lucas isn’t already in the portal. Still think it’s just a matter of time.

Before the spring is over, aggy will probably  lose 30+ scholarship players from last year's roster. That's insane. 

How many did Texas lose last year after Sark was essentially doing a roster overhaul in year 1. 

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Before the spring is over, aggy will probably  lose 30+ scholarship players from last year's roster. That's insane. 

How many did Texas lose last year after Sark was essentially doing a roster overhaul in year 1. 

33 total.  Not sure how many were seniors.

39 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

So A&M has already lost 4 of their top 14 commits from the '22 class? Maybe 5 as Anthony Lucas was also in that group of suspended freshman. 

Lucas is gone. Things have moved fast, but their mods confirmed that a few weeks ago. He hasn't put his name in the portal for whatever reason, but neither had Bouie until today and the same outlook was true for him.

So 5 of their top 14 commits from the '22 class are gone and the portal is only starting to heat up. 

It's already gone from "the greatest recruiting class of all time" to just a good class. 

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Smoke is a bit tempting to me to kick the tires on, but my guess is he goes back to UGA or Bama

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Holy shit first Lucci tells the whole world they will use the portal to fill in all their back ups and now Perroni is telling people not every recruit or transfer they get will be a splash, hahahahahahahahaha. You can't make this shit up, and nobody but aggy could write a story like this. I don't think I've ever gotten a boner from laughing until now. 

 

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Just now, texifornia said:

Bobby Taylor stripped his social media and posted this:

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Jumpin' jehovah we just got through updating the depth chart with the previous CB transfer.

Also, "social media influencer." LOL. My sweet summer child, 14,300 followers ain't influencing shit. 

Lol it sounds like since Bouie left, Taylor can get his old #3 back, and is expressing that in the most cruel way possible

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Just now, texifornia said:

Lol it sounds like since Bouie left, Taylor can get his old #3 back, and is expressing that in the most cruel way possible

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Should we all go around and share our favorite memories of the “Bobby Taylor in a #9” jersey era? Y’all start, too many to choose from for me. 

I don’t know about you guys but I’m starting to get the feeling that a lot of players don’t want to continue playing in College Station anymore.  Not sure why that would be.  Maybe Karma really is a bitch.

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At this rate, Liucci 44 is literally just gonna be their entire roster.

16 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Bobby Taylor is in no way talented enough to warrant his social media bullshit.

Slo'Neal 2.0, if you will.

10 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

"End of an era"

 

Who? What era? Era of what? What?

He meant end of an error.  

This continues to exceed my expectations!  I mean even in the past decade+ of suck that has been Longhorn football we haven't come close to this level of controlled demolition.  These guys are absolutely vaporizing the program before our eyes.  It's just a beautiful thing to witness in real time!

 

20 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

"End of an era"

 

Who? What era? Era of what? What?

Kind of telling that he put the jersey on the floor for the photo rather than hanging it up.

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

Kind of telling that he put the jersey on the floor for the photo rather than hanging it up.

I’m surprised he was allowed to take one out of the locker room. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m surprised he was allowed to take one out of the locker room. 

The Team Manager was high from secondhand pot smoke

11 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

we haven't come close to this level of controlled demolition. 

 

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40 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Bobby Taylor is in no way talented enough to warrant his social media bullshit.

Yeah but that loud mother mother fucker all last cycle leaving would be fucking glorious to see.

40 minutes ago, El Compadre said:

At this rate, Liucci 44 is literally just gonna be their entire roster.

i fully expect him to expand it to the "44 best players from Texas" which will include portal folks.

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

@Neonmoon posted the below on the Tell Me About A&M thread. Thanks to him.

 

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Wow they’re at 26 already not including any that have exhausted eligibility?  And ainias smith maybe going pro, cooper and Taylor kind of up in the air, and any other surprises?

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wow they’re at 26 already not including any that have exhausted eligibility?  And ainias smith maybe going pro, cooper and Taylor kind of up in the air, and any other surprises?

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You have to think the gravitational pull of all the exiting players will be strong on the guys remaining. Every piece that leaves is a statement about A&M's self-promotion as a national level contender. Who wants to be the last sucker on a sinking ship?

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wow they’re at 26 already not including any that have exhausted eligibility?  And ainias smith maybe going pro, cooper and Taylor kind of up in the air, and any other surprises?

There are going to be more surprises. They haven't even hired a shit OC yet and the portal has only been open for like a week. 

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@Katfid54 your sock isn't fooling anyone

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