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13 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Boston College is trash, but Maitre started all 12 games -- accounting for 42 tackles and an INT this year... I love clowning aggy as much as the next guy, but this doesn't sound like bread from my POV.

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2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

There are going to be more surprises. They haven't even hired a shit OC yet and the portal has only been open for like a week. 

I'm sure nothing bad will happen when the players leave campus for a month and have to answer questions from everyone in their hometown about what the fuck happened this year.

16 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

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I’ve always found the older guy in the red to be just as big of a star of this gif as gray jacket. He is disgusted.

 

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I'm sure nothing bad will happen when the players leave campus for a month and have to answer questions from everyone in their hometown about what the fuck happened this year.

I guarantee they've been telling players on offense they are going to hire a big fish like Riley to only end up hiring Petrino. I can't wait to see the reaction from players. 

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

I guarantee they've been telling players on offense they are going to hire a big fish like Riley to only end up hiring Petrino. I can't wait to see the reaction from players. 

Lets call it wave 2.

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I guarantee they've been telling players on offense they are going to hire a big fish like Riley to only end up hiring Petrino. I can't wait to see the reaction from players. 

Former sec head coach!  Look at his Louisville offense! (that had lamar Jackson)

13 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Boston College is trash, but Maitre started all 12 games -- accounting for 42 tackles and an INT this year... I love clowning aggy as much as the next guy, but this doesn't sound like bread from my POV.

I can’t say I’ve been eating BC tape this season, but starting every game and making 42 tackles for one of the bottom tier P5 teams doesn’t do much to convince me that he isn’t bread. 

Hell, BJ Foster had 47 tackles his last season here before finding his calling as an All-WAC player this year. 

22 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Boston College is trash, but Maitre started all 12 games -- accounting for 42 tackles and an INT this year... I love clowning aggy as much as the next guy, but this doesn't sound like bread from my POV.

Imagine thinking that starting 12 games for the #74 defense (according to FEI) is a positive. 

The other offers I see on his twitter are from USF, Buffalo, Charlotte, Coastal Carolina, App State, and Georgia Southern. He definitely looks like bread. 

6 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

I can’t say I’ve been eating BC tape this season, but starting every game and making 42 tackles for one of the bottom tier P5 teams doesn’t do much to convince me that he isn’t bread. 

Hell, BJ Foster had 47 tackles his last season here before finding his calling as an All-WAC player this year. 

#3 on defense.  The Foster comparison is both appropriate and generous.

1 minute ago, Frank Drebin said:

Is A&M still the premier in-state SEC program?

They’re still tied with other in-state programs for the most SEC division and conference titles, so I’d say yes. 

Just look at the guys other offers so far. Maybe big offers are about to roll in but it's all G5 schools. 

aggy is really about to load up on bread. 

FWIW Maitre is graded a 63.0 by PFF. 6 PBUs is pretty decent. For reference, Thompson was at 75.7/6 and Cook was at 66.1/3 for us this year. 

11 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

FWIW Maitre is graded a 63.0 by PFF. 6 PBUs is pretty decent. For reference, Thompson was at 75.7/6 and Cook was at 66.1/3 for us this year. 

And that's pretty much against a bunch of bad offenses to.

32 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Hell, BJ Foster had 147 missed tackles his last season here.

FIFY

5 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

FIFY

I looked up BJ Foster's stats after that post. I was today years old when I learned that apparently 29 Tackles in 6 of 9 games on the year will make you an all-wac player. 

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3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I looked up BJ Foster's stats after that post. I was today years old when I learned that apparently 29 Tackles in 6 of 9 games on the year will make you an all-wac player. 

I think it was the interception against SEC Powerhouse Texas A&M that really tipped it for him. 

They have a pretty easy schedule next year.  Only four true road games.

 

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4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

They have a pretty easy schedule next year.  Only four true road games.

 

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They have an easy schedule every year.  I see 7-5 (losses to Miami, Alabama, Tennessee, Ole Miss, and LSU).  Question is do they lose a home game to the likes of Auburn, South Carolina and Miss State?  I don't think they lose to Arkansas at Jerry World unfortunately either.   Then again, if somehow they split with Arkansas, SC, Miss St, and Auburn and go 2-2 they could hit the back to back 5-7 seasons.

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

They have a pretty easy schedule next year.  Only four true road games.

 

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The North Carolina transfer CB, Tony Grimes, has set up an aggy OV.

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

@Neonmoon posted the below on the Tell Me About A&M thread. Thanks to him.

 

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1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Just look at the guys other offers so far. Maybe big offers are about to roll in but it's all G5 schools. 

aggy is really about to load up on bread. 

Please don't insult bread like that.  Even though it gets a bad rap in these days of fad gluten-free diets, it's still tasty and filling.  The scrubs aggy is gonna backfill with are more like Styrofoam.  Bland, unremarkable, and not resilient enough to stand up to any abuse.

At this rate, Liucci 44 is literally just gonna be their entire roster.

Wouldn’t aggy have to have 44 left on their roster?

They’ll pull off one they shouldn’t and will irritate us all. They do it every year. Look out Bama, LSU, or Tennessee. 8-4

38 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

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If he had evidence, he would already have said something. Seems like a $9.95 trying to help the team send a shot out to other teams.

8 minutes ago, TheRRKid said:

They’ll pull off one they shouldn’t and will irritate us all. They do it every year. Look out Bama, LSU, or Tennessee. 8-4

Yes, they do it every year. 

27 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The North Carolina transfer CB, Tony Grimes, has set up an aggy OV.

Grimes is cheeks. 

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Lucas is gone. Things have moved fast, but their mods confirmed that a few weeks ago. He hasn't put his name in the portal for whatever reason, but neither had Bouie until today and the same outlook was true for him.


I wonder if some of the delays on their guys entering the portal is them finishing up finals this week before they make their intentions known. 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I looked up BJ Foster's stats after that post. I was today years old when I learned that apparently 29 Tackles in 6 of 9 games on the year will make you an all-wac player. 

BOMC. It's everywhere.

40 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The North Carolina transfer CB, Tony Grimes, has set up an aggy OV.

According to the Aggies on Texags, players are hitting the portal in fear of competing with him. It's the only thing that makes sense.

"They have a pretty easy schedule next year.  Only four true road games."

Rinse and repeat.

 

32 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Wouldn’t aggy have to have 44 left on their roster?

 

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42 minutes ago, nnm said:

The scrubs aggy is gonna backfill with are more like Styrofoam.  Bland, unremarkable, and not resilient enough to stand up to any abuse.

Also can't be recycled and unfortunately lasts forever, too. 

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These fucking idiots just don't want to believe that they looked like total shit at LB this year while we just developed a low 3* to one of the best in the nation and not to mention Overshown was better than anything they rolled out this year as well.

And what attractive DL?  Sure, it looked good on recruiting sites until they're getting pushed around to 200+ rushing yards a game.

Howell knows it's going to be Texas next week, he just doesn't want to flat out say it to delay the meltdown another week.

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Grimes is cheeks. 

 

No ifs, ands, or butts ... 

 

1 hour ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

(Trying not to think about the wood chipper waiting for the poor shmuck ... .)

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I choose to believe this 

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1 minute ago, Fud said:

I choose to believe this 

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Day after finals...

3 minutes ago, Fud said:

I choose to believe this 

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Day after finals...

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9 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

when they start to back fill with the bread

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36 minutes ago, Fud said:

I choose to believe this 

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Oooo. With the semester over now it’s time for the good stuff. 

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