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3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

They are going to get some guys this week that'll look good to the eye like this QB, maybe the TE from Stanford, and another one or two and Looch and company will boast about Jimbo the great on the recruiting front.

No way that QB stays two years behind Weigman, probably in the portal this time next year.

That QB is the exact type that will have aggy near the top in transfers every year. He's a straight up mercenary. 

He's decommitting from Kiffin's offense for a program that doesn't even have an offensive coordinator. 

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In very funny news, Brauny is reporting that USC has managed to snake their way into the Mason Cobb recruitment. If Lincoln Riley keeps fucking with OU and aggy I might just come to like him.

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Got the QB

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Incoming article from Looch about how Dumbo put Kiffin in his place.  Probably no mention of how the last two games have gone though.

There's a pretty good chance A&M will have a two-deep next season. 

Jimbo knows how to win a national championship!

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Got the QB

aggy sitting on a CFB throne, now that's comedy.

The texags group generated top 44 that looch keeps promising will be interesting if they keep buying out of state players for their top rated athletes. 
 

he’ll have to come up with reasons to include them, outlandishly elevate lower ranked commits and be a real outlier compared to the national services, select Texas players that he can then compare the OOS guys to, or a combination thereof. 
 

at least he doesn’t have to worry about where to put Texas’ qb and rb. 

5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

There's a pretty good chance A&M will have a two-deep next season. 

Jimbo knows how to win a national championship!

It's exactly what I predicted. They're going to fill their class with mercenaries but once again be really young because it's a roster full of freshmen and sophomores. 

Then those same mercenaries are going to transfer and the process starts over. These idiots still haven't figured out why they are going to be "young" every single year with this approach. 

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5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Jimbo is doing the college football recruiting equivalent of not showing up to class all semester and cramming the night before the final.

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13 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Jimbo is doing the college football recruiting equivalent of not showing up to class all semester and cramming the night before the final.

It's going to be pretty fun watching Lucci and the fans pretend to get excited about commits who were never discussed as targets until like 5 hrs before they magically decide on aggy.

Sure, Billy, we totally believe...*checks notes*...Terrier Yorkie was the plan here all along.  Jimbo got his #1 guy after all.

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This is pretty incredible.  Don't think I've ever seen "if he ends up being a player ... " from a mod.  In the commitment thread, no less.

 

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2 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

This is pretty incredible.  Don't think I've ever seen "if he ends up being a player ... " from a mod.  In the commitment thread, no less.

 

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A 5'11 LB with offers from Duke and SMU...it doesn't get much better than this.

Just wait til' they get that LB from College Station that's one of the strength staffs kid.

Dude, he was all-district. Show some respect. 

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

They are going to get some guys this week that'll look good to the eye like this QB, maybe the TE from Stanford, and another one or two and Looch and company will boast about Jimbo the great on the recruiting front.

No way that QB stays two years behind Weigman, probably in the portal this time next year.

Remember, the roller coaster can’t plummet down unless it occasionally goes up. Circle of life.

37 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Jimbo is doing the college football recruiting equivalent of not showing up to class all semester and cramming the night before the final.

The Charlie Strong?

18 minutes ago, Vermin said:

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A 5'11 LB with offers from Duke and SMU...it doesn't get much better than this.

Out recruited Coach Prime 

7 minutes ago, jinx said:

Out recruited Coach Prime 

That Colorado offer was from way before Deion got there, it probably wasn’t even committable anymore.

27 minutes ago, Vermin said:

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A 5'11 LB with offers from Duke and SMU...it doesn't get much better than this.

That’s odd. He doesn’t look like a heady, coach on the field, deceptively fast, lunchbox kind of player.

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

In very funny news, Brauny is reporting that USC has managed to snake their way into the Mason Cobb recruitment. If Lincoln Riley keeps fucking with OU and aggy I might just come to like him.

 

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So who will they have at LB this spring?  Cooper and Martrell Harris, is that it?  Or is Chris Russell still TBD?

That Colorado offer was from way before Deion got there, it probably wasn’t even committable anymore.

That won’t stop them from saying it was a win against Deion.
1 hour ago, Vermin said:

aggy sitting on a CFB throne, now that's comedy.

Hmm, eye of the beholder, I suppose. I see a very ornate bidet + a man with his hands full. Is it not an ad targeting that last-minute holiday shopper looking to give the gift of hands-free cleaning? I mean, fake cowboys in assless chaps can’t afford to be cavalier with their hygiene..seems like a sensible gift for any aggie.

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1 hour ago, Vermin said:

Jimbo is doing the college football recruiting equivalent of not showing up to class all semester and cramming the night before the final.

Thought he could coast because it's an open (check)book final.

5 minutes ago, SamMan said:

Hmm, eye of the beholder, I suppose. I see a very ornate bidet + a man with his hands full. Is it not an ad targeting that last-minute holiday shopper looking to give the gift of hands-free cleaning? I mean, fake cowboys in assless chaps can’t afford to be cavalier with their hygiene..seems like a sensible gift for any aggie.

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17 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Holy shit, Riley fucking WORKED Jimbo. That was supposed to be done before he even left Stillwater.

Santucci might actually be the world's worst recruiter.

Nothing is better than some Aggy desperation bag dropping.  Hope they enjoy all of the JAGs and transfers again next year.

 

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Perroni has been hilariously despondent lately. All his updates have a real comic depression to them  

Edgerrin Cooper should ask for another raise.  The situation is now more dire at LB, and he has all the leverage. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

That’s odd. He doesn’t look like a heady, coach on the field, deceptively fast, lunchbox kind of player.

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But he does have a Dirty Sanchez.

2 hours ago, Vermin said:

Jimbo is doing the college football recruiting equivalent of not showing up to class all semester and cramming the night before the final.

.....and we all know how that usually turns out!

Holy shit, Riley fucking WORKED Jimbo. That was supposed to be done before he even left Stillwater.
Santucci might actually be the world's worst recruiter.

Imagine the culture shock for Cobb… Starts his career playing for a coach with a mullet in Stillwater, OK. Resigns himself to taking a bag and playing for a hillbilly named Jimbo in College Station, TX. Then Riley offers him MORE $$$ and a chance to live in Los Angeles, CA lol… “Where do I sign?!?”
1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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Hook, line, sinker.......

The empty seats add a sense of realism to the edit

10 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

So who will they have at LB this spring?  Cooper and Martrell Harris, is that it?  Or is Chris Russell still TBD?

They're assuming Russell is returning, which would put them at those three plus whatever else they add

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