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With a kid wearing a wreath of confectionary chains that would give Mr. T simultaneous cases of FOMO and diabetes, and finding out that Alabama is full of eateries by the name of Bojangles, this page fucking slays, holy shit. 

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1 hour ago, Teryor said:

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This kid rules, he was never going to College Station

he just can't find a ride to Auburn, that's all. late notice, his ride had car trouble!

7 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Jimbo today: 

Season 4 Michael GIF by The Office

 

Dunno Burt. Fettuccine seems too classy for aggy.

Their carbo-loading looks more like:

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Didn’t hear much complaining about the rules last year. Funny how that works when your class is dogshit 

🤘🏻 If I do I’ll let you know soon. I’m out running down stuff for Christmas.

9 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Didn’t hear much complaining about the rules last year. Funny how that works when your class is dogshit 

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7 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Didn’t hear much complaining about the rules last year. Funny how that works when your class is dogshit 

aw poor bb

9 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Didn’t hear much complaining about the rules last year. Funny how that works when your class is dogshit 

Actually, the rules are pretty clear outside of the tampering. The reality is that short fuck is lost when everyone is on a level playing field. 

I can't believe Jimbo didn't use this line

 

13 minutes ago, OB3 said:

 

This idiot.... So much tampering once you're in the portal? He really doesn't get it.

He thinks if he gets enough buzz words into his incoherent, run-on sentences it makes him look smart.

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1 hour ago, Plorant said:

“TJ going for that aggy law degree”

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This comparison has quite a bit of truth to it. Aggie will end up being very disappointed with Shanahan I predict. 

Does anyone have a bread summary update? Is Hicks still unsigned?

50 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

Dunno Burt. Fettuccine seems too classy for aggy.

Their carbo-loading looks more like:

moldy bread on Make a GIF

...with Franco-American canned spaghetti.

4 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Does anyone have a bread summary update? Is Hicks still unsigned?

He is signing on Friday

3 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

He is signing on Friday

...why Friday? what a weird decision.

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58 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Didn’t hear much complaining about the rules last year. Funny how that works when your class is dogshit 

He's just mad because the LB they tampered with decided to go to USC instead.  Jimbo got cucked by Little Lincoln

10 minutes ago, NoName said:

...why Friday? what a weird decision.

If it's a weird decision then it definitely sounds like A&M will be his choice.

10 minutes ago, NoName said:

...why Friday? what a weird decision.

Not sure why. The aggy 247 site just said he was announcing on Friday 

16 minutes ago, NoName said:

...why Friday? what a weird decision.

 

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Bojangles is awesome.  Ate a lot there during my time in North Carolina.

Those hash brown/tater tot things are incredible, no one else comes close.

If Hicks is “announcing” Friday I’ll assume it isn’t Aggie because he is already committed to them so no need to announce.

1 minute ago, Vermin said:

From #1 class of all time to flipping commits from losing AAC programs.

He was committed to Arkansas, he's just from the city of Tulsa.

He was committed to Arkansas, he's just from the city of Tulsa.

It may not be “factual” but I’ll co-sign that as a description of Arkansas as well.
43 minutes ago, NoName said:

...why Friday? what a weird decision.

Wants to assess the lay of the land from a bag perspective. Oregon may be willing to give a bigger bag, since that approach worked well today.

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Announcing on Friday gives him an opportunity to shake aggy down for more money. 

I really wanted more of a collapse than this, they will probably finish close to the number ten ranked class.  

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

I really wanted more of a collapse than this, they will probably finish close to the number ten ranked class.  

Are there some mystery recruits you're expecting them to land in order to jump 5 spots?

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I really wanted more of a collapse than this, they will probably finish close to the number ten ranked class.  

Eh, it's tiny when they need numbers, and inflated by having Hicks and Owens at the top. Hopefully Oregon ponies up for Hicks.

Either way, shocked Bisontis stuck. He and Addazio must be on the same dickhead wavelength.

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2 minutes ago, Fud said:

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It really does look like he's angling to elevate Craig to OC and just keep doing whatever the fuck he wants.

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It really does look like he's angling to elevate Craig to OC and just keep doing whatever the fuck he wants.

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17 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I really wanted more of a collapse than this, they will probably finish close to the number ten ranked class.  

Yea but when you lose 24 recruits per year to the portal, it's all imaginary.

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2 hours ago, OB3 said:

Didn’t hear much complaining about the rules last year. Funny how that works when your class is dogshit 

Compare that to:

 

 

aggy elevating Craig to OC and then filling up on bread in this '23 class is almost too good to be true. 

 

4 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Compare that to:

 

 

Oh man, that is some premium shit talking. Perfect way to throw shade at Fisher, who if he has one thing in common with the A&M culture it's little brother syndrome and insecurity.

 

Pretty brutal when you ask the question this bluntly.

Aggie 247.

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(It's 48 - 60 if you add TEs, but they got Platt yesterday - but the question's still valid.)

33 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I really wanted more of a collapse than this, they will probably finish close to the number ten ranked class.  

There's very little left other than bread. Who are you expecting them to add in order to jump 5 spots? 

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

There's very little left other than bread. Who are you expecting them to add in order to jump 5 spots? 

Hicks and some straggling 4 stars before late period would probably do it, they have plenty of roster space now.  I get they have lots to fill and won’t be reloaded but 16-25 just would have a chefs kiss after their season and people bailing. 

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2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Hicks and some straggling 4 stars before late period would probably do it, they have plenty of roster space now.  I get they have lots to fill and won’t be reloaded but 16-25 just would have a chefs kiss after their season and people bailing. 

Hicks is already committed to them. 

Hicks is already included in their class calculations. They aren't moving up in the rankings if he signs. 

 

39 minutes ago, Fud said:

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Aggy is so screwed and Bilbo's on dope

9 hours ago, Harvdog said:

Harvard on the Brazos

So Harvdog is Reveille? Clever. 

How is TJ Shanahan still ranked as the #22 overall recruit on rivals when almost every big program passed on him? This seems really bad even for rivals. 

1 hour ago, Fud said:

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Because if there is one thing that goes through my mind watching a Mike Leach (RIP) offense vs. Jimbo, it's "yep, those are the same."

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Dead Mike Leach is a better coach than Jimbo.

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