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I can't wait to see the big stack of play sheets still in Jimbo's hand with his stupid glasses on even when Patrino is 'calling plays'.

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1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I can't wait to see Billy spin this being a good hire when the market they were competing with was UNLV. 

You already have. Dipshit literally was quoted repeatedly about a month ago as saying "Bobby Petrino who has led Southeastern Missouri River of Feces Valley State Vocational School to HISTORIC HEIGHTS."

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7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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this guy has the only proper response:

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1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

I can't wait to see the big stack of play sheets still in Jimbo's hand with his stupid glasses on even when Patrino is 'calling plays'.

You know, now that you mention it, that may be his saving grace. Assume Jimbo knows he can't carry his fucking binder any more because of the perception that he's not the playcaller, so he can't remember his own playbook, and when Fisher stumbles trying to remember Petrino says "We have 10 seconds on the playclock, I'm just calling _________."

That might actually be how this works. By accident. Of course that is assuming Petrino isn't a washed up, hate-able hack at this point, which is a big fucking If. Either way I think we can expect to see a fuck ton of Fisher looking up at the booth and screaming into his fucking headset. 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Either way I think we can expect to see a fuck ton of Fisher looking up at the booth and screaming into his fucking headset. 

I'm here for all of that - Maybe will put that raging midget on my 2023 Deadpool - he may stroke out on the sideline..

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

We really need a "HAHA -1" reaction because this shit is so funny but also deserves a neg for being so regarded.

Please, @immamac. I have been wanting the same thing for a while.

33 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

The football program had no problem letting him return. Other aspects of the university are very glad to see him and Chris go. Very surprised he had the grades to even transfer. 

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Just now, Hookem2147 said:

 

Maybe he is in SouthLake visiting an old QB friend. 
 

Evan plays a lot of games but now that the OC has been hired we will know soon if he is staying or not. 

4 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

“….” is one hell of a ringing endorsement.

Ole Rock came back with a disgrace in a neck brace. 

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1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

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@TreatyOak You think you can come up with a re-interpretation of one of your master pieces? Which one of these is NOT an idiot involving Fisher, Petrino, and Liucci? I'm already laughing so I'm prepared for the ensuing stitches. 

11 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

@TreatyOak You think you can come up with a re-interpretation of one of your master pieces? Which one of these is NOT an idiot involving Fisher, Petrino, and Liucci? I'm already laughing so I'm prepared for the ensuing stitches. 

Consider it done.

Thanks for the shout-out. 

We’re gonna need TJHone to come out of retirement to capture Jimbo and Petrino’s adventures in MS Paint

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7 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

We’re gonna need TJHone to come out of retirement to capture Jimbo and Petrino’s adventures in MS Paint

Paging @THUJONE...

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Even their homer accounts are trashing this one

 

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

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Incredible

 

I was in the camp of 'well maybe it still works for them because he's a good football mind,' then I looked up his offensive rankings...

Spoiler

Year — PPG/Rank

Louisville 

03 – 35/15

04 – 50/1

05 – 43/3

06 – 38/4

 

Arkansas

08 – 22/93

09 – 25/58

10 – 37/17

11 – 37/15

 

WKU

13 – 31/53

 

Louisville

14 – 31/52

15 – 29/65

16 – 43/6

17 – 38/11

18 – 20/122

Almost as many years outside the top 50 in points per game than in the top 25 for his career. Best finish without Lamar in the past decade was 52. Last FBS offense was ranked 122. Significantly worse than I had been thinking. 

If the time stamps are from the same time zone, Chris Low's tweet was posted an hour and 5 minutes before Loochie posted on his own message board about "pretty big news." Lazy Looch didn't even credit Chris Low for cluing him in. 

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3 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

@TreatyOak You think you can come up with a re-interpretation of one of your masterpieces? Which one of these is NOT an idiot involving Fisher, Petrino, and Liucci? I'm already laughing so I'm prepared for the ensuing stitches. 

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1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

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That mugshot of Liucci as an example of an idiot gets me every fucking time without fail. I'm cackling like a madman over here.

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

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do you have a twitter? because I would HAPPILY tweet this out on your behalf if you don't. I'll even @ Liucci to make sure he sees it

18 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

do you have a twitter? because I would HAPPILY tweet this out on your behalf if you don't. I'll even @ Liucci to make sure he sees it

Haha. I have Twitter for my businesses. Fortunately, sanity keeps me from sharing this stuff there and ruining them. Fire away. 

6 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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WTF? This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I can't stop laughing and my wife is worried. 

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7 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Between Fisher, Petrino and Durkin I'm more worried about them killing a player than actually winning anything. 


An adulterer, a murderer and a dumbass walk into a bar ...

Well, after getting fucked for the majority of 2022, aggy made it... *checks notes* 4 days before getting fucked by 2023. A new record surely!

32 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

WTF? This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I can't stop laughing and my wife is worried. 

Thats Kermit the Frog doing heroine.

31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Multiple seasons as head coach with #1 offense in football…I’m too lazy to look that up but I’m guessing outside of 1 season with Lamar, that’s bullshit. 

3 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Multiple seasons as head coach with #1 offense in football…I’m too lazy to look that up but I’m guessing outside of 1 season with Lamar, that’s bullshit. 

Saw someone on twitter say that the guy in that video also had Jimbo Fisher and Bill O'Brien as top 5 play-callers in all of college football - this season.

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