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2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Dave South esque

Would be like more like, 

“Jones announced” followed by 15 minutes of silence, then

”The Texas Farm Bureau has been serving and supporting Aggie farmers for over 125 years.  The Texas Farm Bureau, proud official sponsor of Texas Aggie athletics.  Tune in folks for Lady Aggie basketball versus McNeese State this Tuesday at 7pm on your aggy radio network.  That’s all for tonight folks, thank you for joining us.”

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5 hours ago, Scholz said:

Dave South esque

🎤 “…it’s Ziegler…”  🎤

On 1/5/2023 at 5:01 PM, Skipper said:

Agree with this.  Hell probably even last offseason.  He had a long window where he could have stepped back and hired a modern OC and let him do his job while the boosters bought 5 stars for him to play with.  After this past year and toxicity around the program he had no chance.  The only reason he hired Petrino is that there wasn't a single quality OC in America that wants to eventually be a HC that would take the job.  Petrino will be 62 when spring ball starts.  This is 1 last pay day before retirement for him.  

Yes, a competent OC likely wins you the App State game and being 4-0 headed into Mississippi State is a different season. There’s easily one more win out there and even 7-5 and a “youth movement” is a different sell than 5-7 in terms of transfer hemorrhage. You’d lose some of these total mercs but it wouldn’t be the crazy number going on one. 
 

Agreed on Petrino. This hire has all of the downside with little upside, he’s getting paid and doesn’t give AF.  I expect “Chief”-like results on the field, a step up from total incompetence that gives the Kool-Aid drinkers hope but nothing to really move beyond middle of the pack. He’s not a genius anymore, there will be low-effort, and he’ll be worse in terms of locker room culture. 

13 minutes ago, Vermin said:

 

Kliff will be in high demand as a OC at NCAA or NFL level, he doesn’t need to deal with Jimbo level control over an O that he wouldn’t want to run.  He should do a year in a TV gig and chum the waters, he will get something good. 
 

The rationale behind Jimbo circling back to Petrino is super red-flag. If you interview for an C-suite level job and you disagree with the CEO in the interview over your level of responsibilities, you walk away. The CEO comes back and says “I’ve changed, baby”….. you know he’s gonna be unhappy and looking to meddle from day one.  You only take that job if the money is awesome and you absolutely do not care about the outcome or your future opportunities when things go bad.

Bobby! Come on down! 

 

It tracks with the way we often do business, getting the Brits to do something we want to do on a smaller scale first. And I  am sure the Poles are brokering a lot of this stuff.

13 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Kliff will be in high demand as a OC at NCAA or NFL level, he doesn’t need to deal with Jimbo level control over an O that he wouldn’t want to run.  He should do a year in a TV gig and chum the waters, he will get something good. 
 

The rationale behind Jimbo circling back to Petrino is super red-flag. If you interview for an C-suite level job and you disagree with the CEO in the interview over your level of responsibilities, you walk away. The CEO comes back and says “I’ve changed, baby”….. you know he’s gonna be unhappy and looking to meddle from day one.  You only take that job if the money is awesome and you absolutely do not care about the outcome or your future opportunities when things go bad.

Bobby! Come on down! 

 

Kliff doesn’t like recruiting and quite frankly, he’s not very good at it. Can’t see him back in college.

2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

It tracks with the way we often do business, getting the Brits to do something we want to do on a smaller scale first. And I  am sure the Poles are brokering a lot of this stuff.

Kliff to coach at Chelsea?

2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Kliff will be in high demand as a OC at NCAA or NFL level, he doesn’t need to deal with Jimbo level control over an O that he wouldn’t want to run.  He should do a year in a TV gig and chum the waters, he will get something good.

honestly every coach should be working towards the Jimmy Johnson plan - get paid a ton of money to be on TV like 18x a year for the next 15 years

it's what McVay is about to do at age 36!! Kliff is 43 for what it's worth which seems insane to me.

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Congrats to Jimbo!

 

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2 hours ago, Revolution512 said:

Kliff doesn’t like recruiting and quite frankly, he’s not very good at it. Can’t see him back in college.

You really don't need your OC being a stud recruiter.  An elite OC is a positive to recruiting even if he never recruits a single player.  Players will be drawn to the offense.  Norm Chow wasn't doing any recruiting at USC.  Position coaches and staff can carry that water.

1 hour ago, NoName said:

honestly every coach should be working towards the Jimmy Johnson plan - get paid a ton of money to be on TV like 18x a year for the next 15 years

it's what McVay is about to do at age 36!! Kliff is 43 for what it's worth which seems insane to me.

He keeps failing upward. Had he been available last week, he'd likely be the unanimous choice for Speaker of the House.

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

Congrats to Jimbo!

 

That asterisk is hilarious. A&M shouldn't complain; they're getting exactly what they paid for.

16 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

You really don't need your OC being a stud recruiter.

GDGD! 

23 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

You really don't need your OC being a stud recruiter.  An elite OC is a positive to recruiting even if he never recruits a single player.  Players will be drawn to the offense.  Norm Chow wasn't doing any recruiting at USC.  Position coaches and staff can carry that water.

Yep, the position coaches doing the hard work can just bring them by Koach Kool’s office, he tells a few war stories about the guys he coached in the league and what it’s like to be there.  Temperamentally, he’s a better fit for NCAA. 

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

It tracks with the way we often do business, getting the Brits to do something we want to do on a smaller scale first. And I  am sure the Poles are brokering a lot of this stuff.

Think you got lost on this post, my man. Unless Brits is code for the A&M admin and the Poles in question are referencing the Glory Holes on campus in  college station. 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Think you got lost on this post, my man. Unless Brits is code for the A&M admin and the Poles in question are referencing the Glory Holes on campus in  college station. 

Cheeri-OHHH... Glory H-OOHH-Le

 

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2 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Congrats to Jimbo!

 

That’s an AP voter idiocy problem, not a jimbo fisher problem. Those teams had no business being ranked that high in the first poll. 

6 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Well they got a LB.

 

Oh shit, Jimbo just pulled a sitting Conference USA Commissioner’s Honor Roll Linebacker

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In the hierarchy of bad decisions, rice to aggy has to be up near the top, yes?

Rice to aggy. That's going to be a bit of a culture shock. Someone has to learn about chickens.

1 minute ago, 1leggedduck said:

Rice to aggy. That's going to be a bit of a culture shock. Someone has to learn about chickens.

I hope like hell this kid is a graduate transfer…. 

15 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Well they got a LB.

 

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On 1/7/2023 at 5:29 PM, Scholz said:

Dave South esque

Godspeed, sweet prince.

We all miss you. 

If you haven’t circled the block to listen to Dave South calling an aggy loss, you haven’t truly lived. 

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Phew!  It took US the whole season to wash off the stench of a loss to App State ... but WE DID IT! WHOOP!

- Aggies

 

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24 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

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Wrecking Crew reporting for duty!

New Aggy LB reporting for duty.

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Jett Bush has to be better than that guy.

1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

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Wrecking Crew reporting for duty!

The Thompson Twins are getting the band back together!

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Actually, they had some great pop songs. My fave.

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1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

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Wrecking Crew reporting for duty!

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2 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

Oh shit, Jimbo just pulled a sitting Conference USA Commissioner’s Honor Roll Linebacker

SITTING!!!! MFer! SITTING

9 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Yep, the position coaches doing the hard work can just bring them by Koach Kool’s office, he tells a few war stories about the guys he coached in the league and what it’s like to be there.  Temperamentally, he’s a better fit for NCAA. 

He would tell you differently or at least that was his position last season.  Things can change as your options present themselves.

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3 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

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I'm no doctor of neighborhood so I could be wrong but I'm willing to bet Georgia did not play many transfer preferred walk ons last night.  Clearly Jimbo is way ahead of the curve you stupid sips.

15 minutes ago, Nothing To Add said:

I'm no doctor of neighborhood so I could be wrong but I'm willing to bet Georgia did not play many transfer preferred walk ons last night.  Clearly Jimbo is way ahead of the curve you stupid sips.

14 posts in 4 1/2 yrs... user name fits

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In the hierarchy of bad decisions, any university to aggy has to be up near the top, yes?

Fifeverybody

4 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

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Wrecking Crew reporting for duty!

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1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Another DL, just what they needed

I’ll wait for Daddy98 to weigh in.  

New Aggy LB reporting for duty.
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Um. That dude played in the NFL.
15 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Um. That dude played in the NFL.

Ha.  I didn't know that.

15 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

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Didn't he date Meadow Soprano?

 

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Anyone have the latest Ask Liucci segment. I want to see the word salad to describe their portal approach he uses.

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