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#1551
14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Uh, no we don’t. I’ll assume the 1 was a typo. 

Yep. $50k, plus homemade McRibs and a free subscription to Nicole's OnlyFans page. 

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#1556
16 minutes ago, Deej said:

Ewok Jimbo.

More like E-wok’d in on his wife. 

#1562

If you have to say, "I've said it before and I'll say it again"... then you're not really saying anything.  You're just a dipshit windbag.

 

#1563

I've said it before and will again, Billy Liucci is just several cocks away from an ass gape that has never been seen before. 

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#1567
1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

I would like to see every similar tweet from the last 10 years or so. 

"I will say it again,  the aggys are setting themselves up for a championship run with the addition of Koda Martin "

"I will say it again,  jimbo is knocking it out of the park with addition of tank Jenkins right out Saban's back yard"

#1570

"The aggies are on the precipice of dominating every single major NCAA mens sport." Tough guy Owen in an article edited by Loochie about 5 years ago.

#1574
1 minute ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Maybe it’s because you idiots can’t spell his name 

#1576

Lucci started talking a lot of shit to Longhorn Twitter after the Bisontis commitment. Hopefully Gullette will pick the good guys and shut him the fuck up for a while longer. 

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#1579
2 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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There are only about 11 high schoolers graduating in 2023 who are a take for Jimbo Fisher. TBD on Anthony Hill, he's watching a lot of his film but unfortunately he might be bread. 

#1584
10 minutes ago, TXRed said:

Lucci started talking a lot of shit to Longhorn Twitter after the Bisontis commitment. Hopefully Gullette will pick the good guys and shut Billy the fuck up again for a while. 

They never stop talking.   It's never their fault.  There is always a conspiracy keeping them down.    Next year will always be better.    They are optimistic, loud mouth morons.

 

#1585
4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

"Bledsoe is negative recruiting. Gullette wanted to be an Aggy." Never change. 

I think he means Bledsoe wanted to be aggy but they wouldn't take him (fair enough, he was a huge qualification risk), and that led him to negative recruit the aggy coaches to Gullette.

#1586
16 minutes ago, TXRed said:

Lucci started talking a lot of shit to Longhorn Twitter after the Bisontis commitment. Hopefully Gullette will pick the good guys and shut him the fuck up for a while longer. 

You've never met an aggy, have you?

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#1588

Hill at the pool party this weekend wondering where all the other big time recruits are

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#1589
5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Hill at the pool party this weekend wondering where all the other big time recruits are

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Hill immediately after that moment 

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#1590
27 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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After he commits to us, this is the future Liucci 44 note:

#43 - Derion Gullette - a recent injury has caused him to slip down in the rankings. It is unsure how hard our staff pushed at the end of his recruitment. 

#1593

It's a disappointment he isn't coming to the pool party AND we're bolting because of his injury AND tu is paying him to not come.

#1595
1 hour ago, TXRed said:

Lucci started talking a lot of shit to Longhorn Twitter after the Bisontis commitment. Hopefully Gullette will pick the good guys and shut him the fuck up for a while longer. 

Not long enough. Fuck that gomer hayseed.

Hook'em 

#1596
1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Hill at the pool party this weekend wondering where all the other big time recruits are

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Someone has to chaperone those 8th graders.

#1597

Had a dream the other day that the so few people showed up to the aggie pool party that Jimbo rolled up to Alabama's to hang out with Saban. 

#1598

IF X does not show up for PoolParty (TM), THEN Jimbo backed off due to

Injury OR

Jimbo likes other prospects better OR

Recruit asked about NIL which is illegal OR

Player overrated by sip media OR

Player has personal issues only Jimbo knows about

ELSE Jimbo wanted him, but

Recruit is scared of SEC competition OR

Recruit would ride the pine behind all our studs OR

He was negatively recruited illegally OR

Saban paid him illegally to commit to tu OR

tu paid him illegally OR

Peyton Manning paid him illegally OR

Arch Manning texted him illegally

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#1599
1 hour ago, TXRed said:

Lucci started talking a lot of shit to Longhorn Twitter after the Bisontis commitment.


Which is weird. Bisontis has a 54" wingspan. His arms are freakishly short.



 

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#1600
On 7/24/2022 at 10:40 AM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like someone that was highly rated early and has dropped a ton.  He was 98+ in the composite early on, but now a low 4*.  ESPN, which hasn't updated in forever, has him #145 nationally.  On3 and 247 have him mid-3*ish.  4* on Rivals, but not in the 250.

Some speculation he may be committing on the 27th (Rahmir Stewart).  Also of note he just dropped 100+ spots in the new ESPN 300.

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