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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Which is weird. Bisontis has a 54" wingspan. His arms are freakishly short.



 

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Which is weird. Bisontis has a 54" wingspan. His arms are freakishly short.

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31 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Boy, that is an aggie looking somebody right there. Yikes.

wait until he gets his hood to wear


Which is weird. Bisontis has a 54" wingspan. His arms are freakishly short.


Right, it’s so crazy that they’re pumped about a guy with a 49” wingspan.

How's he supposed to give corps guys a reach around with those stumpy arms?

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Which is weird. Bisontis has a 54" wingspan. His arms are freakishly short.



 

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Imagine how short those arms will be if he loses weight.

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

How's he supposed to give corps guys a reach around with those stumpy arms?

T Rex's dont use their arms to hunt

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Boy, that is an aggie looking somebody right there. Yikes.

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Literal mouth breather. 

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Literal mouth breather. 

New Jersey HS football has seen better days, no?


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23 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

T Rex's dont use their arms to hunt

I suppose they didn't use their arms to masturbate either. 

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Texas A&M seems to have fallen off the recruiting cliff. Am I missing something? I can understand a slight recruiting class hangover from last year, but the current 2023 class is ranked at No. 61. Have the staff changes had an impact? Are recruits scared off by last year’s class in terms of getting immediate playing time? Has A&M run out of money? That last one is a joke. Inquiring minds want to know. — CE S. 

What’s up with A&M? — Patrick H. 

Though it was addressed previously in this mailbag, this still seems like something we should dive into a little bit. The first thing that stuck out to me about the question was how you pointed to the Aggies’ current ranking, and let me tell you: That means absolutely nothing. The ranking is very low right now because Texas A&M has only five players committed while the bulk of the classes in front of them have two or three times as many. The quantity of commitments plays a big role in the rankings before everyone gets to 20 or more.

First, you have to look at the average player rating. Right now, Texas A&M’s is 90.98. That is higher than 47 of the teams that currently rank ahead of the Aggies.

It seems like Texas A&M has “fallen off the recruiting cliff” because we are six months removed from watching them assemble the greatest class of all time. Yes, the 2023 class is off to a very slow start. But as we know in recruiting, one really big week can change your entire perception of a class. Just ask Miami fans what that feels like.

Texas A&M is in a really good spot for a lot of top-tier players. It is probably going to end up with Hicks and Hill. The Aggies are also in the mix with five-star receiver Hykeem Williams of Fort Lauderdale (Fla.) Stranahan and four-star athlete Dalton Brooks of Shiner (Texas) High, two more top-100 players.

The point is, I wouldn’t hit the panic button yet. There is so much talent still there for the taking in the Lone Star State, and the Aggies proved a year ago that they not only can win national battles, but they can turn a recruitment that has trended in a different direction for months to their favor.

Do I think Texas A&M is going to win the recruiting crown this year? Clearly not. But I do think Jimbo Fisher will find a way to get the Aggies back into the top 10, maybe higher.

This is Ari Wasserman. National recruiting guys are absolute clowns.

16 minutes ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

New Jersey HS football has seen better days, no?

 

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20 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I suppose they didn't use their arms to masturbate either. 

And who wipes his ass for him?

Don't mean to sound malicious, but from multiple photos I've seen, he doesn't look to be all there mentally. 

Don't mean to sound malicious, but from multiple photos I've seen, he doesn't look to be all there mentally. 

Perfect fit! Culture fit, etc…

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21 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

And who wipes his ass for him?

 

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2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

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He looks like he speaks with a lisp. Giving off Of Mice and Men Lenny vibes.

43 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Don't mean to sound malicious, but from multiple photos I've seen, he doesn't look to be all there mentally. 

When asked what made him feel most at home in college station, Bisontis replied "me like they no make big word talk at my ear hole."

I just feel wrong doing this.

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A guy can't help his face. Bisontis looks like a murderous dufus.

11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I just feel wrong doing this.

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A guy can't help his face. Bisontis looks like a murderous dufus.

He'll fit right in at aggy.

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Don't mean to sound malicious, but from multiple photos I've seen, he doesn't look to be all there mentally. 

Weeds legal in jersy

40 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I just feel wrong doing this.

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A guy can't help his face. Bisontis looks like a murderous dufus.

 

28 minutes ago, Deej said:

He'll fit right in at aggy.

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To build on the reference, I'll say this: Bisontis is no Burt Reynolds. Grim.

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That picture is so cringe

 

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To be fair, the Aggies still have plenty of elite battles left to wage on the trail, including battles for Ryan (Denton, TX) linebacker Anthony Hill, Westlake (Austin, TX) offensive lineman TJ Shanahan, El Campo (TX) running back Rueben Owens, Bishop Gorman (Las Vegas, NV) wide receiver Zachariah Branch, and Martin (Arlington, TX) defensive back Javien Toviano, just to name a few. 

 

???

Chasing bison is something every amorous aggy ploughboy can get behind. Good bull. 

His brother signed with the trojans last year as well.

2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Don't mean to sound malicious, but from multiple photos I've seen, he doesn't look to be all there mentally. 

Bisontis or Ryan Day?

9 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Both is an answer

Oh, Ryan Day is there mentally. He has a plan, and he’s working against that plan everyday. It looks like, from that photo and others, that he’s still winning against his plan, too. 

@SydneyCarton

43 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Oh, Ryan Day is there mentally. He has a plan, and he’s working against that plan everyday. It looks like, from that photo and others, that he’s still winning against his plan, too. 

@SydneyCarton

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Yeah you lost me there. But then, bourbon.

Care to elaborate?

Edit: truthfully I don't think Day is handicapped mentally but your response has me intrigued. 

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3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Ryan Day’s right hand looks like it’s placed awfully low in that photo…

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Ryan Day’s right hand looks like it’s placed awfully low in that photo…

Eh, maybe.  If Bison Tits had regular length arms I think it wouldn't look so weird.

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Aggies might prefer this comp. 

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

That picture is so cringe

 

Yes.  Jimbo so clearly embraces the hate, that he rushes to the podium for an impromptu press conference while fighting back tears, all because Mr. Meanie over in Tuscaloosa tossed out some bait.  Fuck outta here. 

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Bisontis or Ryan Day?

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4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Asian?

 

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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I see he likes to cosplay as the biggest Asian. Aggie will make him a carboard Samurai Tachi and he can swing it at halftime or before the game with Fake Army. They will then retire the sword and rewrite history with countless traditions. The cardboard will be worshipped forever. THE END

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

This made me laugh loud enough to wake up my wife (no pics)

This picture of you and your wife is all over the internet.

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Just now, UDontKnow said:

This picture of you and your wife is all over the internet.

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Damnit, fucking paparazzi 

7 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

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Yeah you lost me there. But then, bourbon.

Care to elaborate?

Edit: truthfully I don't think Day is handicapped mentally but your response has me intrigued. 

He’s commenting on the fact that Ryan Day is a gleefully enthusiastic pedophile, and that for him every day is hump day. He’s well on his way of following the Ohio tradition of coaching at Ohio State, facilitating and/or participating in the ravaging of children over decades, and then getting elected to Congress. 

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