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2 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

They aren’t going to stop until someone stops them.  More “NIL deals” to come in ‘23 class.  

If Bama loses him to Aggy, Hank South’s explanation will be interesting. 

They aren’t going to stop until someone stops them.  More “NIL deals” to come in ‘23 class.  
Not yet. Needs at least one more full recruiting cycle to really get the money going. They've got this train running straight off a cliff. Money's going to get bigger and costlier. More 2nd and 3rd money grabs by recruits, more Eric Dickersons, and way more pissing off everyone in the SEC to the point they make a big enough stink about it either the NCAA or SEC has to step in.

They aren't stopping this train now. It's going to be fun to watch it fall apart. They'll be the most despised team in the SEC after leaking the news about UT/OU, forfeiting like pussies, and now running up the prices for recruits for everybody. Sad really, since they are the most SEC SEC SEC school.

Recruits will bail, players will portal. Jimbo walks into the sunset with his $100M leaving A&M in shambles.

Longhorns join the SEC.

SEC boots A&M.

Insert [Randolph Duke-generated] entire Texas A&M system collapse.

Remaining assets purchased by the University of Phoenix.

Wait, what were we talking about?

8 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

They aren’t going to stop until someone stops them.  More “NIL deals” to come in ‘23 class.  

Then we should pay up too!

48 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said:

Then we should pay up too!

When you’re done at the Indian Pharmacy, we’d love for you to open up your checkbook and help out with player NIL.  I can point you to a number of places where your money can go, starting with Burnt Ends. Horns With Heart is another option, can I put you down for a 100k commitment?

No?  Oh, I see you were just spouting internet platitudes. 

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

When you’re done at the Indian Pharmacy, we’d love for you to open up your checkbook and help out with player NIL.  I can point you to a number of places where your money can go, starting with Burnt Ends. Horns With Heart is another option, can I put you down for a 100k commitment?

No?  Oh, I see you were just spouting internet platitudes. 

Done. Had been meaning to sign up. Thanks for the prompt.

Is Addazio more in line with Jimbo on OL takes?  Back to cubes?

53 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is Addazio more in line with Jimbo on OL takes?  Back to cubes?

5-star, out-of-state cubes. 

Overton’s dad played at OU, was an associate AD at A&M for a decade, and then was an associate AD at Bama for 4-5 years.

Jimbo's pullover doesn't even have an A&M logo on it...also his thumb is incredibly disconcerting

 

19 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Jimbo's pullover doesn't even have an A&M logo on it...also his thumb is incredibly disconcerting

 

Peyronie’s …

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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I guess that is how it looks while you sit on it watching your old get worked. 

I guess that is how it looks while you sit on it watching your old get worked. 

What kind of cheesy-ass bling watch is that??


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6 minutes ago, BrewmanTX said:


What kind of cheesy-ass bling watch is that??


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I'll have you know that Seiko makes an underrated watch, sir.

12 minutes ago, BrewmanTX said:


What kind of cheesy-ass bling watch is that??


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Rolex presidential. 

16 minutes ago, BrewmanTX said:


What kind of cheesy-ass bling watch is that??

A Casio.

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On 1/29/2022 at 7:36 PM, HenryJames said:

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They're going to need to update the gig em logo

That's the aggy we know and love tolerate coexist with. A+ Friday news dump timing, too.

 

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They deserve it for being named The Battalion. Fucking goobers.

33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That's the aggy we know and love tolerate coexist with. A+ Friday news dump timing, too.

 

I'm surprised they'd want the Battalion to become an Official University Media Outlet, when TexAgs is already functioning in that manner.

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

That's the aggy we know and love tolerate coexist with. A+ Friday news dump timing, too.

 

Who did they criticize?  Sully? Sharp?  Jimbo?

I think they published a Randolph Duke piece in the opinion section

Guess all that money they spent on this years recruiting class had to come from somewhere. 

I presume there has to be some alum of the paper who would happily endow the paper in perpetuity. I feel like these threats rarely work out.

Asking for a friend, does dumbo have an ATM Machine in his office?

Lol apparently they printed pictures of someone hosing down a sidewalk after someone jumped off a building committing suicide

2 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Lol apparently they printed pictures of someone hosing down a sidewalk after someone jumped off a building committing suicide

Why the 'Lol' in your post?

Why is this newspaper thing hitting so many sports accounts like Mandel and RedditCFB?

On 1/29/2022 at 6:36 PM, HenryJames said:

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Haha I was just about to post the same thing. You know what they say about small crooked thumbs. 

3 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Why is this newspaper thing hitting so many sports accounts like Mandel and RedditCFB?

a) Sports journalists care about student newspapers for what should be pretty obvious reasons. It's where a lot of them got their start.

b) It couldn't fit in more perfectly with aggy's national image.

Never forget they consider themselves "The Harvard on the Brazos".

On 2/12/2022 at 11:15 AM, Baconboy said:

Earlier this year they wrote an article that questioned the authenticity of the story of the 12th man:

https://www.thebatt.com/life-arts/12th-man-rewritten/article_8b1b8a32-5928-11ec-bf3c-8b8c15dc9b22.html

aggy "leadership" has an agenda....and under no circumstance are they going to let the truth get in the way of their objectives..."you vill do vhat i say"!

On 2/12/2022 at 2:26 PM, Rockethorn1978 said:

He has peyriones disease of the thumb.

You mean...PDT?

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Oh trust me we know. . . 💰💰💰💰

 

Whata-burger bag confirmed 

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3 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Oh trust me we know. . . 💰💰💰💰

 

Whata-burger bag confirmed 

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Maybe the Hill matriarch is just a crypto enthusiast?

Perroni reporting he's "heard rumors about possible issues with Demas." Won't say anything else publicly. 

39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Perroni reporting he's "heard rumors about possible issues with Demas." Won't say anything else publicly. 

How many 5 star washouts at receiver now? Good luck Evan.

 

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50 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

How many 5 star washouts at receiver now? Good luck Evan.

 

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Jimbo just needs one more missing piece!

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