Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 9.2k
  • Views 1.3m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:


Joe Montana threw with an inside spin on the ball? Does anyone do that?

Yes, Joe Montana does.

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:


Joe Montana threw with an inside spin on the ball? Does anyone do that?

I’m thinking you’re one of those guys that throws a football like a shot put 

20 hours ago, Chopper said:

 

giphy.gif

What was the plan here?  If it had rolled down the ramp properly it would have crashed into the rear bumper of the car

25 minutes ago, WBT said:

What was the plan here?  If it had rolled down the ramp properly it would have crashed into the rear bumper of the car

Jorts. Dirt driveway. Two flimsy planks as a ramp. Small child used in physics experiment. Tall boy and Swisher Sweet likely off screen. Confederate flage hanging somewhere in the house. 

No wonder we can't figure out the plan. We're in the presence of basura blanco genius.

8 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Jorts. Dirt driveway. Two flimsy planks as a ramp. Small child used in physics experiment. Tall boy and Swisher Sweet likely off screen. Confederate flage hanging somewhere in the house. 

No wonder we can't figure out the plan. We're in the presence of basura blanco genius.

Today I learned something: white rednecks smoke Swisher Sweets.

Grew up working in family gas stations and only saw black folk buy Swisher Sweets.

35 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Today I learned something: white rednecks smoke Swisher Sweets.

Grew up working in family gas stations and only saw black folk buy Swisher Sweets.

That part was a guess. Cigarettes was too obvious a choice. I've only seen low rent white guys smoking them, but I was a suburban boy and didn't have much contact with black folk. 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Small child used in physics experiment

Way back when I only had 1 child, my wife drug us to some type of party for an associate.  I think it was a baby shower or something, and I don't remember why we (me and daughter) had to attend.  Anyhow, I was pushing her up and down the driveway in one of those little cars.   Kid kept begging for more, more, faster, etc.  So I pushed her harder and harder.  I gave her a really good push, and she went about halfway up the driveway, the wheels turned and hung, and she learned why we wear seatbelts.  She fucking launched thru the windshield, car crashing down on top of her moments later.  Father of the year shit, lol.  No jorts or swisher sweets involved, slight chance there was some tallboys, though. 

5 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


Joe Montana threw with an inside spin on the ball? Does anyone do that?

 

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That poster has people throwing a football like a screwball

That's how a football is thrown. In the age of super slow motion video there's no reason anyone shouldn't know that the arm pronates through release at this point. 

At 3:25, is probably the best video where you can see the spin on the ball and it spins to the outside not to the inside. 

Man. Fuck this guy. That is all.
2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

That part was a guess. Cigarettes was too obvious a choice. I've only seen low rent white guys smoking them, but I was a suburban boy and didn't have much contact with black folk. 

Poor people smoke Swisher Sweets.  Race got nothin' to do with it.

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

 

That's how a football is thrown. In the age of super slow motion video there's no reason anyone shouldn't know that the arm pronates through release at this point. 

I can think of plenty of reasons people shouldn’t know, or care.

1 hour ago, cafe society said:

Poor people smoke Swisher Sweets.  Race got nothin' to do with it.

Almost no one smokes straight swishers including the people that buy them. They’re for weed.

8 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


Joe Montana threw with an inside spin on the ball? Does anyone do that?

Over/under on how many of us stood up today and mumbled the instructions while going through the motions

45 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I can think of plenty of reasons people shouldn’t know, or care.

Casey?

On 8/12/2022 at 1:04 PM, Huckleberry said:

 

That's how a football is thrown. In the age of super slow motion video there's no reason anyone shouldn't know that the arm pronates through release at this point. 

He’s pronating. When he’s not supinating… 

B9EE45DE-C3DC-437F-878E-6B23BA76B830.gif

Edited by Junior Bonner

3 hours ago, TexMexBuddha said:
7 hours ago, CooterBrown said:
At 3:25, is probably the best video where you can see the spin on the ball and it spins to the outside not to the inside. 

Man. Fuck this guy. That is all.

image.thumb.png.b56f737b6666e1929287f98c0b96e719.png

Maybe dumbo baggins will show the QB's how to run with crab legs?

1 hour ago, Horn117 said:

Over/under on how many of us stood up today and mumbled the instructions while going through the motions

Nah, not many. Most of us can already throw a football over a mountain and hit a running jackrabbit in stride.

4 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Nah, not many. Most of us can already throw a football over a mountain and hit a running jackrabbit in stride.

Only if that jackrabbit was on a bass boat. 

 

maxresdefault (2).jpg

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Nah, not many. Most of us can already throw a football over a mountain and hit a running jackrabbit in stride.

obviously GIF


In a thread on Denver Harris:

 

image.thumb.png.7166ca5ee0e6d682e443a2ea3f2516ed.png

 

Do not question RayRay11’s bona fides! Harrumph!


image.thumb.png.4266df9179b220c480983ee45a846118.png

 

16 minutes ago, Getafix said:


In a thread on Denver Harris:

 

image.thumb.png.7166ca5ee0e6d682e443a2ea3f2516ed.png

 

Do not question RayRay11’s bona fides! Harrumph!


image.thumb.png.4266df9179b220c480983ee45a846118.png

 

Jerry Seinfeld Popcorn GIF by Sheets & Giggles

2 hours ago, Getafix said:


In a thread on Denver Harris:

 

image.thumb.png.7166ca5ee0e6d682e443a2ea3f2516ed.png

 

Do not question RayRay11’s bona fides! Harrumph!


image.thumb.png.4266df9179b220c480983ee45a846118.png

 

Sounds like a guy with some baggers remorse.

Has anybody conveyed that message to Rogers? Maybe that will alleviate some of his fears about competing.

Very smart to confess to NCAA violations in writing on message boards.

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Big Money Alum, I believe. 

Pretty sure it is Big Money Ag

42 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Are they actually relying on Denver Harris this year?

Are you asking if aggys are pragmatic? That’s good bull. Their 5 *’s are just built different, stupid sip. Lulz 

7 hours ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

Pretty sure it is Big Money Ag

Bag Money Ag?

Black Male Antagonist

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Myles Jones may have had a major injury a few days ago.

Harris is definitely going to be needed at corner if the Myles Jones injury was serious. 

They still have some guys, but they can’t afford another injury there 

On 8/12/2022 at 3:48 PM, Lonestar88 said:

Almost no one smokes straight swishers including the people that buy them. They’re for weed.

Tell ‘em Lonestar!


It’s called a “blunt” you bunch o’ cracker ass crackas!  (It’s OK, I’m Caucasian👏🏻👏🏻🙌🏻🤜🏻👊🏻)

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Kylin Jackson also commits to LSU.

Edited by Elmer_Fudd

Seen a couple of conflicting reports about Harris on tigerdroppings.com, one said he's not at practice, but another said he has an ankle injury. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.