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2 hours ago, Scholz said:

We’re actually allowed different opinions in our fanbase. No goose stepping or hive mind over here.

Unless, of course, that opinion is @THUJONE praising Casey Thompson

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5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

SPOILER ALERT: Billy, ... And if some chick had low enough self-esteem to sleep with you, the Ags also wouldn't win one in your mutant offspring's lifetime. 

chick? 

9 minutes ago, RabidM said:

chick? 

Billy is transitioning into a homeless lesbian, if you haven't noticed...

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His man boobs have morphed into one , big, saggy tit that hangs to his belly. What the fuck?

He’s trying to emulate his hero.

 

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28 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Billy is transitioning into a homeless lesbian, if you haven't noticed...

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I tried to look up his age on Google. I couldn't find it. He's been at Texags since 1997 (25 years) so he must be older than 45. 

I think somebody is having a mid-life crisis concurrent with arrested development from his college years. Weird guy. And he sounds like an idiot whenever I hear him on the radio.

I have celebrated every Texas Football National Championship since 1963.  Unmitigated joy.  Glad that asshole and every aggy on the planet today has never and will never experience that joy.  

21 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I tried to look up his age on Google. I couldn't find it. He's been at Texags since 1997 (25 years) so he must be older than 45. 

I’ve got a friend that was there when he was, or they overlapped somehow. I believe my buddy is 46-47 range +/- 2 iirc.  
 

Funny he’s always thought looch is a absolute clown and cleat chaser. He’s considered a BMA, his father was a decent sized booster for UT. 

4 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

I have celebrated every Texas Football National Championship since 1963.  Unmitigated joy.  Glad that asshole and every aggy on the planet today has never and will never experience that joy.  

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57 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Billy is transitioning into a homeless lesbian, if you haven't noticed...

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His name is Robert Paulson.

50 minutes ago, Scholz said:

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The gif that never not makes me laugh.

"It's funny because it's true."

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

I’ve got a friend that was there when he was, or they overlapped somehow. I believe my buddy is 46-47 range +/- 2 iirc.  
 

Funny he’s always thought looch is a absolute clown and cleat chaser. He’s considered a BMA, his father was a decent sized booster for UT. 

I think of those soulful photos of he and Manziel. He's around 40 clinging to a guy 20. 

Maybe that explains the new look. Heartbroken.

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

He’s trying to emulate his hero.

 

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With mouth wide open

under the neon

welcome to this stall

i’m sure you’ll have a ball

4 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Jesus how many DLs do they need? Seems like every other recruit is a DL.

They're taking the ones that can't bulk up and dropping them to safety.  Still probably faster than Slo'Neal.

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2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Billy is transitioning into a homeless lesbian, if you haven't noticed...

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He looks like a professional Bigfoot hunter.

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I tried to look up his age on Google. I couldn't find it. He's been at Texags since 1997 (25 years) so he must be older than 45. 

48... Feb 15, 1974.  Graduated 8&4 in 1998... mid-life crisis in full swing for him.

55 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

With mouth wide open

under the neon

welcome to this stall

i’m sure you’ll have a ball

Does this mean Looch is going to crash someone’s orgy and try to make a sex tape?  Cause I don’t want to see that

Why dumb ass looch ask a question on this part?:
Another thing I do know? Jimbo's decision won't be made by overzealous donors….

30 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Why dumb ass looch ask a question on this part?:
Another thing I do know? Jimbo's decision won't be made by overzealous donors….

Well, his decision to take the A&M job was made by overzealous donors, so there is that decision. 

10 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Well, his decision to take the A&M job was made by overzealous donors, so there is that decision. 

A&M fans make all of their hiring and firing decisions. See: Mike Sherman getting fired in a recruit’s driveway over the phone.  

At Miss State looks like a potential schedule loss to me for A&M. A&M plays Arkansas the week before, and they travel to Bama the week after. Miss State is a tough place to play

Also, A&M plays a competent App State team the week before Miami, so they won't be able to spend two weeks preparing for the U

 

23 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

A&M fans make all of their hiring and firing decisions. See: Mike Sherman getting fired in a recruit’s driveway over the phone.  

Still cracks me up that they fired the guy who brought in 3 first round OL, their Heisman QB and All American WR and they still think it was a good move. 

9 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Still cracks me up that they fired the guy who brought in 3 first round OL, their Heisman QB and All American WR and they still think it was a good move. 

He actually brought in a fourth, but he never coached him 

39 minutes ago, Fud said:

At Miss State looks like a potential schedule loss to me for A&M. A&M plays Arkansas the week before, and they travel to Bama the week after. Miss State is a tough place to play

Also, A&M plays a competent App State team the week before Miami, so they won't be able to spend two weeks preparing for the U

 

Schedule loss? They lost to them last year at home at night. They are 5-4 against them since joining the sec. Moo State has been their biggest rival in that conference. 

Just now, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Schedule loss? They lost to them last year at home at night. They are 5-4 against them since joining the sec. Moo State has been their biggest rival in that conference. 

Yes, a schedule loss, meaning a game that is made tougher due to its spot in the schedule. Or a trap game. Or whatever you want to call it. 

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

A&M fans make all of their hiring and firing decisions. See: Mike Sherman getting fired in a recruit’s driveway over the phone.  

This is the same fanbase that had a member on TexAgs say he contacted the College Station police to say Mike Sherman touched him inappropriately in an attempt to get him fired after the 2011 Texas game.

58 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Is Jimbo related to this turd?

 

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My number one most hated coach in all of sports, for obvious reasons. 

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Is Jimbo related to this turd?

 

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They're the same person.

47 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

This is the same fanbase that had a member on TexAgs say he contacted the College Station police to say Mike Sherman touched him inappropriately in an attempt to get him fired after the 2011 Texas game.

I think Justin Tucker touched them inappropriately.

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They're the same person.

I think Justin Tucker touched them inappropriately.

Is it assault when you crush someone’s soul?  If they die inside, is it murder?

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

See: Mike Sherman getting fired in a recruit’s driveway over the phone.  

He was killing himself recruiting in that recruit's driveway!

Actually, that was typical yokel low-class Aggie behavior. Sherman really loved that job and the school as far as I can tell. I wonder how he felt after that. 

1 hour ago, Fud said:

Yes, a schedule loss, meaning a game that is made tougher due to its spot in the schedule. Or a trap game. Or whatever you want to call it. 

Believe me, I understand the concept of a schedule loss is. Or a sandwich game or a trap game or a look ahead game -- and this one is all of them for ATM. My point was that they have no business having any sort of emotional letdown against a Mississippi State team that 1) beat them at home at night last year and 2) has been their equal in the conference since they joined. They probably will, but they sure as shit shouldn't. 

2 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Believe me, I understand the concept of a schedule loss is. Or a sandwich game or a trap game or a look ahead game -- and this one is all of them for ATM. My point was that they have no business having any sort of emotional letdown against a Mississippi State team that 1) beat them at home at night last year and 2) has been their equal in the conference since they joined. They probably will, but they sure as shit shouldn't. 

If they make it a point to try not and overlook MSU, then they'll have more of a letdown against Arkansas and/or Bama. Can't get up for every game. To me, MSU is the most likely one to where they bring their below average game. 

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

If they make it a point to try not and overlook MSU, then they'll have more of a letdown against Arkansas and/or Bama. Can't get up for every game. To me, MSU is the most likely one to where they bring their below average game. 

For sure, and to your point.... that's exactly what happened last year. They lost to MSU after Arkansas and before Bama. 

And they have Miami the week before Arkansas. They can't afford to overlook any of those four.

1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Believe me, I understand the concept of a schedule loss is. Or a sandwich game or a trap game or a look ahead game -- and this one is all of them for ATM. My point was that they have no business having any sort of emotional letdown against a Mississippi State team that 1) beat them at home at night last year and 2) has been their equal in the conference since they joined. They probably will, but they sure as shit shouldn't. 

Add to all of that the fact that Mike Leach is to them about like Houston Nuttsack is to us. He will have his players ready to rip their hearts out yet again.

1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

For sure, and to your point.... that's exactly what happened last year. They lost to MSU after Arkansas and before Bama. 

And they have Miami the week before Arkansas. They can't afford to overlook any of those four.

Right now, we can't really tell if they are actually better than any of those teams. We won't learn much until they play Appalachian State, and even then we won't learn a whole hell of a lot unless the Aggies struggle.

At Miss State looks like a potential schedule loss to me for A&M. A&M plays Arkansas the week before, and they travel to Bama the week after. Miss State is a tough place to play
Also, A&M plays a competent App State team the week before Miami, so they won't be able to spend two weeks preparing for the U
 

As the resident AppSt/Boone guy, the portal isn’t good for AppSt another Michigan is very unlikely.
6 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:


As the resident AppSt/Boone guy, the portal isn’t good for AppSt another Michigan is very unlikely.

Plus it's the week after their home date vs. UNC. They're going to be emotionally gassed.

19 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:


As the resident AppSt/Boone guy, the portal isn’t good for AppSt another Michigan is very unlikely.

That is fine a&m is going to have their Michigan/App State moment the week prior against SHSU

3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

That is fine a&m is going to have their Michigan/App State moment the week prior against SHSU

I have never wished for a game outcome more in my life.

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I have never wished for a game outcome more in my life.

I can see it being close for a quarter into the second quarter with aggy pulling away comfortably.  We should still get a few laughs out of it, like a King interception or two.

18 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I have never wished for a game outcome more in my life.

Is the Georgia Tech transfer expected to be the starting QB?  It's hard to find info on them.  To bad Schmid and several of those OL and the RB left.

19 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I tried to look up his age on Google. I couldn't find it. He's been at Texags since 1997 (25 years) so he must be older than 45. 

I think somebody is having a mid-life crisis concurrent with arrested development from his college years. Weird guy. And he sounds like an idiot whenever I hear him on the radio.

His mugshot info shows he is 48.

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20 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

His mugshot info shows he is 48.

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Either he doesn't make as much on TexAgs as I thought or that's the best money can buy in the Bryan-College Station metropolitan area.

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Lulz that Google hasn't been down this street in almost 10 years (mine gets updated yearly). What's the point, I guess.

 

47 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

Either he doesn't make as much on TexAgs as I thought or that's the best money can buy in the Bryan-College Station metropolitan area.

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Lulz that Google hasn't been down this street in almost 10 years (mine gets updated yearly). What's the point, I guess.

 

He’s mentioned that he lives in same hood as either Sumlin or Jimbo (can’t recall which) before on those chats.   I’m assuming a quick look on tax rolls would show but I can’t find enough fucks to even think about it.  My guess would be that’s his pad from whenever he was arrested a decade ago or so.  

1 hour ago, LW Goatman said:

His mugshot info shows he is 48.

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What was the maggot arrested for? Domestic violence with his sheep 🐑?

5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

They're the same person.

I think Justin Tucker touched them inappropriately.

Case was watching too.

29 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

He’s mentioned that he lives in same hood as either Sumlin or Jimbo (can’t recall which) before on those chats.   I’m assuming a quick look on tax rolls would show but I can’t find enough fucks to even think about it.  My guess would be that’s his pad from whenever he was arrested a decade ago or so.  

Nope, it's his current residence.

 

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