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While reading their rage posts about King over the past two weeks, I remembered that I saved a post I read from those dolts when he was named the starter a few weeks ago:

“It was never a battle. Fisher always knew. Just wanted all the QBs to work off their asses and compete at highest level.”

My first thought was—Weigman gave up a senior year of baseball and possible draft opportunities and Johnson left LSU for a fucking charade? I’ve since been trying to decide which is worse—King being demonstrably better than the other two guys, or Jimbo (and his rotation of nominal qb coaches) being incapable of accurately assessing the capabilities of the guys in that room…Then I realized the ambiguity over where the incompetence resides is the very essence of aggie fandom—it is seemingly undetectable yet somehow omnipresent (them settling on the explanation that “new army not passing it back” is to blame is just the cherry on top). 

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7 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

How many tweets would it take to tweet that rant Luicci?  Whoever controls the Jabba account should find out

Hey grandpa there is something called a screenshot, then you can attach the image in its entirety to one tweet.

5 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Hey grandpa there is something called a screenshot, then you can attach the image in its entirety to one tweet.

You’re a message board genius!

23 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Liucci runs around with Ketch.  That is HIS connection.  It's absurd, it's hilarious and he's little bitch.

I bet they fuck. 

3 hours ago, westexhorn said:

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jimbo laughs

Yep. Jimbo says, "That'sprettygoodandall...I takeout six times as much as that because I know how to win a national championship. Chumpchangeforyou. Millionsfromchumpsfor me."

25 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I bet they fuck. 

I need one of those Men In Black wands to erase that thought and image.

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Yep. Jimbo says, "That'sprettygoodandall...I takeout six times as much as that because I know how to win a national championship. Chumpchangeforyou. Millionsfromchumpsfor me."

Jimbo is Gene Chizik of title winning coaches. Pay a generational QB enough money and have your assistants keep you out of his way.

Anyone with Texags or 247 see anything about some players being suspended for sneaking out of the hotel after curfew last night? I've seen it mentioned on Texas boards, but haven't seen an actual screenshot or c/p

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16 minutes ago, Fud said:

Anyone with Texags or 247 see anything about some players being suspended for sneaking out of the hotel after curfew last night? I've seen it mentioned on Texas boards, but haven't seen an actual screenshot or c/p

 

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16 minutes ago, Fud said:

Anyone with Texags or 247 see anything about some players being suspended for sneaking out of the hotel after curfew last night? I've seen it mentioned on Texas boards, but haven't seen an actual screenshot or c/p

Yes. lots of smoke.

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In that thread title, is Smoke a nickname for a player or is it just poor grammar of smoke about Stewart and Harris?  And if so, who is smoke?

8 minutes ago, Okcool said:

 

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They actually went to Austin to transfer out of that hellhole 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In that thread title, is Smoke a nickname for a player or is it just poor grammar of smoke about Stewart and Harris?  And if so, who is smoke?

My question too.  

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In that thread title, is Smoke a nickname for a player or is it just poor grammar of smoke about Stewart and Harris?  And if so, who is smoke?

It’s a DB, Deyon “Smoke” Bouie

7 minutes ago, Okcool said:

 

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Fuck it, I get it… No young lad wants to be locked in a shitty aggy hotel in CS the night before an evening kickoff. I can get behind the idea of even sneaking out to go and hit the clubs or what not, but why the fuck are they going to Pravin view? Gots to be trim involved…

8 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Fuck it, I get it… No young lad wants to be locked in a shitty aggy hotel in CS the night before an evening kickoff. I can get behind the idea of even sneaking out to go and hit the clubs or what not, but why the fuck are they going to Pravin view? Gots to be trim involved…

Prairie View has always had some female talent.

6 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Prairie View has always had some female talent.

Um, yeah.  I teach with one.  No pics.

This is classic Jimbo if true. It seems like his is a disciplinarian but he isn’t. If these guys weren’t Freshman, they’d be playing. Hell, if it were Stewart alone, he’d be playing. But this sort of sends a message. But only Stewart would be a loss today.
 

This is what he sold to these kids. This is the type of kid that wins him games. He flat out told kids he doesn’t care if they go to class if they win. Because the kids went and told others. I take that back, “assistants” told them so Jimbo couldn’t be the issue. 

3 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

This is classic Jimbo if true. It seems like his is a disciplinarian but he isn’t. If these guys weren’t Freshman, they’d be playing. Hell, if it were Stewart alone, he’d be playing. But this sort of sends a message. But only Stewart would be a loss today.
 

This is what he sold to these kids. This is the type of kid that wins him games. He flat out told kids he doesn’t care if they go to class if they win. Because the kids went and told others. I take that back, “assistants” told them so Jimbo couldn’t be the issue. 

Denver Harris has played a good bit at corner too I believe. 

If Jaylon Jones can't play at corner (injury?) and with Harris suspended one of the corner spots with be their 4th corner. 

15 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Um, yeah.  I teach with one.  No pics.

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2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

 

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2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

 

They went to work on wr/db drills and lost track of time - KKL

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From what I have heard, Marshall is a different kettle of fish than the PVA&M excursion. There’s a decent shot he’s done already. 

This shit is so fucking cliched that it is hard to believe, but it’s actually happening.  Hahahahaa. 

Is Preston still on the team?  Haven’t heard a word about him all season. 
 

im sure max is thrilled to not have Stewart or Marshall. But he wasn’t throwing to them in practice anyway. 

This is also why guys like Jimbo are closer to done than starting. Social media is far more harmful than even when Jameis was around. In the past, these four kids went out and Jimbo didn’t have to worry about it getting out. His lack of discipline didn’t matter and no one knew. This comes out after a huge win against Miami, it hurts the win and shows it is still the same old Jimbo. 

Maybe Stewart is the one playing chess.  Get suspended, don't have to block 75% of time.

Wasn’t Bouie the one from Georgia and they hired a recruiting staffer from Smart’s staff to get his signature?

1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

Wasn’t Bouie the one from Georgia and they hired a recruiting staffer from Smart’s staff to get his signature?

Apparently Prairie View hired him last night.

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Serous question: if a scientist used a microscope, could he find Billy Liucci’s dick?

Which objective magnification?  

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Maybe Stewart is the one playing chess.  Get suspended, don't have to block 75% of time.

That’s a trick statement. He wasn’t blocking 75% of the time anyway. 

This is playing out exactly how everyone thought. 

Jimbo bought a bunch of mercenaries and they don't even care about football. 

16 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

 

Stewart has been a shit head everywhere he has gone. Dude is a dipshit. 

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Must have thought they'd get back quicker with Denver Harris driving 

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

From what I have heard, Marshall is a different kettle of fish than the PVA&M excursion. There’s a decent shot he’s done already. 

This shit is so fucking cliched that it is hard to believe, but it’s actually happening.  Hahahahaa. 

You sorta hinted at this happening roughly two recruiting cycles ago when you passed along news of aggy's unfettered bag strategy with no fucks given with regards to player character. It was only a matter of time. 

1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

They are suspended for first series... just wait. 

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Which objective magnification?  

Well, it's an Electron Microscope, so about 100K magnification.

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