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29 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

He is almost 49 years old.

that's a hard 49. sucking copious amounts of dicks must age people.

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on a related note, no wonder my wife hasn't aged since the day we got married.

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not sure he was 220 in that photo. They go by your DL that you get to just make up?

Yeah, you just make shit up. 

Came here to post this too. Dude revealed his age on a Podcast or something that came up recently, and it was that he was 48 or 49 years old. 

It says he graduated a&m in 1998. That SHOULD only make him 4 years older than me, at 46-47. So look at Mr. Six Year Degree over there, as well. 

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Evan Stewart seems like someone I would want as a potential missing piece on a National Championship caliber team and precisely no other situation. What a headache.

28 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

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Break glass for Emergency Looch. I need to know how I feel. 

31 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

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Why does this and the name aggazine scream Taylor Hamm to me? 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Came here to post this too. Dude revealed his age on a Podcast or something that came up recently, and it was that he was 48 or 49 years old. 

It says he graduated a&m in 1998. That SHOULD only make him 4 years older than me, at 46-47. So look at Mr. Six Year Degree over there, as well. 

 

Edit: Radical Larry beat me to it, but I'm leaving it because the clip is still funny.  RIP Chris Farley

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Billy Liucci is...a blowhard, room temperature IQ, self-important, a liar, a schemer, a jocksniffing dickrider, a 40 something acting like he's still in college, and a shill...takes himself so seriously...cannot laugh at himself or little things.

He's a perfect representative for their entire fanbase.

Anybody think South Carolina can beat them next week?  Night game, supposedly sold out, and Jimbo's teams always look shitty on the road.  I don't think SC is that good, but they beat Kentucky on the road (yes, with a backup QB), but Kentucky has better OL/DL than aggy.

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Anybody think South Carolina can beat them next week?  Night game, supposedly sold out, and Jimbo's teams always look shitty on the road.  I don't think SC is that good, but they beat Kentucky on the road (yes, with a backup QB), but Kentucky has better OL/DL than aggy.

A&M feels like a team that could easily lose any game they play on the rest of the schedule (minus UMass)

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Anybody think South Carolina can beat them next week?  Night game, supposedly sold out, and Jimbo's teams always look shitty on the road.  I don't think SC is that good, but they beat Kentucky on the road (yes, with a backup QB), but Kentucky has better OL/DL than aggy.

These are games that they always seem to find ways to win. But so was app st, so here’s to hoping. 

A&M has no offense. If teams are able to generate points, A&M is going to struggle. So any team that has a decent offense has a chance to win.

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Stewart needs to transfer to UT and he can live in my garage apartment (with me). I can fix him. 

Just put a spy on Achane the whole game and the aggys will have a difficult time scoring at all.

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Just put a spy on Achane the whole game and the aggys will have a difficult time scoring at all.

Spy? You mean have someone cover him?

6 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Spy? You mean have someone cover him?

Yes.  With your best stopper.  Don't let him get free in a zone.  You're familiar with a box and one in basketball?

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

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Rude to post pics from the dialysis clinic. And yes, Stewart is celebrating the fact that King is there.

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3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

 jocksniffing dickrider

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1 hour ago, Bevo said:

A&M has no offense. If teams are able to generate points, A&M is going to struggle. So any team that has a decent offense has a chance to win.

They've scored 98 points in 5 games vs FBS competition.  19.6 per game.  What year is this?

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What am I looking at here?

Haynes King in a boot at the Orthopedist - and Evan Stewart liking the pic.

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

They've scored 98 points in 5 games vs FBS competition.  19.6 per game.  What year is this?

and that's with a multitude of TOs helping them start drives in + territory. aggy would have struggled to score twice against Bama without the 3 TOs inside the Bama 30.

47 minutes ago, WBT said:

They've scored 98 points in 5 games vs FBS competition.  19.6 per game.  What year is this?

Is that good?

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1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Is that good?

That's fantastic

[/Kirk Ferentz]

Haynes will be spending the off week diligently studying Case McCoy film, Napoleon Dynamite, and The Greatest American Hero trying to motivate himself to rise above his intramural destiny.

11 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Haynes will be spending the off week diligently studying Case McCoy film, Napoleon Dynamite, and The Greatest American Hero trying to motivate himself to rise above his intramural destiny.

I left off the visuals...

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2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What am I looking at here?

Da'greatest fans ever eating their fb players at the first sign of reality. 

3 hours ago, NWAustinDude said:

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Which one's Jimbo?

 

5 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Anybody think South Carolina can beat them next week?  Night game, supposedly sold out, and Jimbo's teams always look shitty on the road.  I don't think SC is that good, but they beat Kentucky on the road (yes, with a backup QB), but Kentucky has better OL/DL than aggy.

Eh...maybe? Isn't SCar 4-2? They've gotten better since last year, and aggy sucks. It'll be a low scoring game, but I wouldn't be surprised to see the Cocks pull one out (you can phrase that)

5 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Stewart needs to transfer to UT and he can live in my garage apartment (with me). I can fix him. 

Will he be sharing a bed with you and Laramie?

aggy lost to a middle of the pack Sun Belt team. They can lose to anybody and especially on the road. 

 

On Arnold, from OU.  Cross-posting, because of the A&M reference (lulz).

 

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1 hour ago, Sabalo said:

Which one's Jimbo?

 

Dude, he’s out of frame. Too small. S.M.All

9 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Anybody think South Carolina can beat them next week?  Night game, supposedly sold out, and Jimbo's teams always look shitty on the road.  I don't think SC is that good, but they beat Kentucky on the road (yes, with a backup QB), but Kentucky has better OL/DL than aggy.

 

3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Eh...maybe? Isn't SCar 4-2? They've gotten better since last year, and aggy sucks. It'll be a low scoring game, but I wouldn't be surprised to see the Cocks pull one out (you can phrase that)

 

3 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

aggy lost to a middle of the pack Sun Belt team. They can lose to anybody and especially on the road. 

Don’t put any faith in South Carolina or Arkansas against aggy. They both almost always find a way to lose that game. Combined 1 win among the two since aggy joined the SEC. Expect nothing and be pleasantly surprised if it actually happens.

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Hi Jackson it’s ND head coach Marcus Freeman, do you have a second to chat?

I CANT BECAUSE MY COACHES WOULDNT ALLOW THAT

You can’t talk on the phone? 

I CANT BECAUSE MY COACHES WOULDNT ALLOW THAT

I was actually calling about a WR of your te-

I CANT BECAUSE MY COACHES WOULDNT ALLOW THAT

Ok Jackson have a good day

(LOUD SCREECHING)

43 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

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Hi Jackson it’s ND head coach Marcus Freeman, do you have a second to chat?

I CANT BECAUSE MY COACHES WOULDNT ALLOW THAT

You can’t talk on the phone? 

I CANT BECAUSE MY COACHES WOULDNT ALLOW THAT

I was actually calling about a WR of your te-

I CANT BECAUSE MY COACHES WOULDNT ALLOW THAT

Ok Jackson have a good day

(LOUD SCREECHING)

This will definitely be the Guyer QB to become a star college QB…

11 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

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The aggy barstool admins are a bunch of fucking pussies. Jesus fucking christ.

@NoName - bringing the convo back over here, Betrand still cracks me up. Syracuse and Kentucky were figuring out if they even wanted to take him and Addazio was like "sign that kid the fuck up!"

21 hours ago, Viper said:

Why does this and the name aggazine scream Taylor Hamm to me? 

he "TheNaritiv" lol

if you want a good laugh, they do not own that twitter account associated with it:

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nor do they own @Naritiv

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17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

@NoName - bringing the convo back over here, Betrand still cracks me up. Syracuse and Kentucky were figuring out if they even wanted to take him and Addazio was like "sign that kid the fuck up!"

it's a wild situation all the way around. here is his offer list: https://247sports.com/Recruitment/Naquil-Betrand-154050/RecruitInterests/

and the p5 offers he reports are Washington, Pitt, Penn St, Maryland, Colorado, Syracuse, GEORGIA, Kentucky, Auburn & A&M

he lists Washington as his 2nd ever offer. took a UOV to A&M while committed to Colorado. Took his OVs to Kentucky, Auburn, Syracuse and then took another UOV to A&M before committing a week later

so to be clear, he is from Philly. he has offers in hand from Penn St, UGA but doesn't take OVs there? that screams "dude doesn't have a commitable offer" to me.

the DL coach is the one who is his recruiter, so guessing he doesn't get processed unless Robinson leaves.

Wait a&m still doesn’t have a qb for this class???

4 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Wait a&m still doesn’t have a qb for this class???

Don't need one, got Weigman.  

4 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Wait a&m still doesn’t have a qb for this class???

no sir.

A&M is going to have to pay big to land a QB at this point. That’s going to impact their wallet for paying big on other recruits. If they keep stepping on their dicks on the field and losing games, I’m interested in seeing where all of the jack is going to come from for all of it. 

It’s almost impossible for me to believe that a high quality starting QB would consider A&M in the portal given they’d probably have many other choices and everyone will be offering money to a high quality QB. 

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