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24 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

They probably will do that and then fumble 3 times at the goal line type of shit.  Listen, I hope Ole Miss drops a 50-0 game on them in College Station but somehow they usually find ways to squeak games like this out or barely lose them so they can tout how close they are.  

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We dodged a bullet with Harris. Marshall had known issues. Harris was just a bags thing iirc. 

7 minutes ago, Brandon said:

We dodged a bullet with Harris. Marshall had known issues. Harris was just a bags thing iirc. 

I’m sure we’d take Harris in a heartbeat. Seems like maybe he could cover someone on third down.

Chris Marshall must have stolen Jimbo's kid's weed.  

You mean “Lil’ Fish”?
9 minutes ago, Brandon said:

We dodged a bullet with Harris. Marshall had known issues. Harris was just a bags thing iirc. 

How much of this with Harris is with him making a decision for his family and then realizing that the money is/was great but he hates it there and is being a stupid kid at this point acting out.
 

I am less worried about his issues than (even the car thing is much more stupid kid than bad dude behavior) anyone getting popped for guns, DV, or just straight up quitting on the team.

 

Regardless, the implosion of this class is going to be straight up popcorn and will be that much funnier if Ole Miss and Kiffin puts a big ole mushroom stamp on Jimbos forehead Saturday.

7 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

How much of this with Harris is with him making a decision for his family and then realizing that the money is/was great but he hates it there and is being a stupid kid at this point acting out.
 

I am less worried about his issues than (even the car thing is much more stupid kid than bad dude behavior) anyone getting popped for guns, DV, or just straight up quitting on the team.

It’s a funny realization because he watched his buddy Banks dip out of there before his first mid-term.

Hard to believe he would be shocked that he hated CS, but hey, money. 

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Do they win another game outside of the mighty minutemen from UMASS?

It would be just the most pure icing on the cake if by some way they lost to UMASS. Could there be that much good in the world to allow that?

Just now, TexasBeta said:

It would be just the most pure icing on the cake if by some way they lost to UMASS. Could there be that much good in the world to allow that?

No

22 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

I’m sure we’d take Harris in a heartbeat. Seems like maybe he could cover someone on third down.

Zero chance. Kid is a grade A shit head cancer and his mom is worse. I wouldnt expect us to take a single A&M transfer outside of Bryce Anderson if he were to portal

That's a lot of kids with a lot of dirt on Jimbo and A&M that will have to continue to be paid what they were promised or they and/or their families won't have any issues taking the program down.  I doubt there will be any refund of pay deduction going on.  Play on the edge, pay on the edge.

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Zero chance. Kid is a grade A shit head cancer and his mom is worse. I wouldnt expect us to take a single A&M transfer outside of Bryce Anderson if he were to portal

That was my question.  Good to know.

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Zero chance. Kid is a grade A shit head cancer and his mom is worse. I wouldnt expect us to take a single A&M transfer outside of Bryce Anderson if he were to portal

I know a lot of people say this and I know you guys have connections to the program. For the record Evan was home during the Aggie bye week and was telling anyone who was listening that he was transferring to Texas. 
 

I would take Bryce in a heartbeat cause he would be an immediate starter and should have been at Texas anyway. 
 

Denver needs his family to really save him from himself before he throws it all away. 
 

id also take the DLine from DeSoto if he entered the portal. 

Need more of their DL to self destruct.  Those guys seem to be holding it together, much better than I hoped anyhow. 

Also, love how the message board plan is to go pull 5-7 stud OL out of the portal this year.  Because if there's one thing that's typically in the portal, its stud OL.  Idiots.

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Lulz. No fucking way they beat Ole Miss. Ole Miss is going to run for over 300 yards against aggy.

They are really banged up at RB and running Dart less.

12 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

I know a lot of people say this and I know you guys have connections to the program. For the record Evan was home during the Aggie bye week and was telling anyone who was listening that he was transferring to Texas. 
 

I would take Bryce in a heartbeat cause he would be an immediate starter and should have been at Texas anyway. 
 

Denver needs his family to really save him from himself before he throws it all away. 
 

id also take the DLine from DeSoto if he entered the portal. 

My stance on Stewart has softened a bit, not through any first hand knowledge of the situation but we need playmakers and he has shown ability already. If Harris has proven to be this big of a shit head in college station, it terrifies me what he would do in Austin. Ya I would take Shemar as well

I’ve been told Harris has been booted off the team, not just indefinitely suspended. Is that true?

30 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

It would be just the most pure icing on the cake if by some way they lost to UMASS. Could there be that much good in the world to allow that?

UMass was shut out by Temple. 

9 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I’ve been told Harris has been booted off the team, not just indefinitely suspended. Is that true?

One way to try to not pay him.

So what's going to be the sign the boosters have closed their wallets? 

I've seen mention Stewart burned bridges. What happened to these are 18 year old kids, blah, blah...?

 

From what I have seen, Stewart would look pretty good opposite X right about now. I'm in the boat for Anderson and Stewart for sure.

19 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

My stance on Stewart has softened a bit, not through any first hand knowledge of the situation but we need playmakers and he has shown ability already. If Harris has proven to be this big of a shit head in college station, it terrifies me what he would do in Austin. Ya I would take Shemar as well

I'm in the fuck it, take a flyer on Stewart camp. Just gotta make sure you have a lot of other strong culture guys so he doesn't influence too many others if things go south. 

Harris is more questionable. One thing I'll say about him - he was pretty open about hating CS and A&M throughout the recruiting process. Especially after Shad Banks left. Then he got bought. So honestly, it's no surprise that he's unhappy and acting out. Things might be better in a place he actually wants to be. But then again, maybe not.

There are plenty of other guys I'd take from them. A bunch of the Freshman DLs, Bryce, Jacoby, Shemar, etc. But a lot of those guys probably stick around or go closer to home out of state.

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26 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

My stance on Stewart has softened a bit, not through any first hand knowledge of the situation but we need playmakers and he has shown ability already. If Harris has proven to be this big of a shit head in college station, it terrifies me what he would do in Austin. Ya I would take Shemar as well

I’ll leave a few details out but I will share this direct quote. 
 

“I’m linking up with Quinn next year for sure”

He told other people he coming to Texas cause Quinn has been working to make it happen. 
 

I still think Anderson should be the number one target if we try to get any Aggies. 
 

Harris just is just so talented that there will be somebody who believes they have a strong enough culture to make it work. Step father is pushing LSU. High School coaches want him at Florida. 

54 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Zero chance. Kid is a grade A shit head cancer and his mom is worse. I wouldnt expect us to take a single A&M transfer outside of Bryce Anderson if he were to portal

Agree with that. 

54 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Zero chance. Kid is a grade A shit head cancer and his mom is worse. I wouldnt expect us to take a single A&M transfer outside of Bryce Anderson if he were to portal

Damn, Jacoby Mathews too?

Even though I think he’s LSU bound

25 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I’ve been told Harris has been booted off the team, not just indefinitely suspended. Is that true?

Texags saying those same players were recruiting teammates to the portal. 

54 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Zero chance. Kid is a grade A shit head cancer and his mom is worse. I wouldnt expect us to take a single A&M transfer outside of Bryce Anderson if he were to portal

I believe you (in regards to Harris), but do you have any clue why Nahlin is such a big fan? 

Anderson is doing really well. He seems like the only level headed one and not part of the circus. So he may stay regardless of what happens. Bags didn’t win him over the first time. IIRC

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16 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

The thought of Stewart, Worthy, Sanders, Neyor and possibly even Billingsley next year w/ Quinn...

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We’d be unstoppable in the first half. 

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2 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

I'm in the fuck it, take a flyer on Stewart camp. Just gotta make sure you have a lot of other strong culture guys so he doesn't influence too many others if things go south. 

Harris is more questionable. One thing I'll say about him - he was pretty open about hating CS and A&M throughout the recruiting process. Especially after Shad Banks left. Then he got bought. So honestly, it's no surprise that he's unhappy and acting out. Things might be better in a place he actually wants to be. But then again, maybe not.

There are plenty of other guys I'd take from them. A bunch of the Freshman DLs, Bryce, Jacoby, Shemar, etc. But a lot of those guys probably stick around or go closer to home out of state.

Yeah, I wouldn't touch Harris with a ten foot pole. Muhammed seems like Harris without the baggage, so as long as we can hang onto him I think we are fine. 

Stewart on the other hand knows he fucked up, knows he should be here, and I would take him. I would also be doing some crazy ass back channeling on their freshman edge guys as I am sure their SEC brethren are. 

Also, do we think they make a bowl game?
South Carolina was bad. I’m surprised they lost TBH. they seem to be down bad though. I’m gonna go with yes because they always seem to win games they shouldn’t. But the wheels seem to be falling off so this does seem different than past years. Im 50/50.

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1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Zero chance. Kid is a grade A shit head cancer and his mom is worse. I wouldnt expect us to take a single A&M transfer outside of Bryce Anderson if he were to portal

You are one wild ass hillbilly, and I dig that about you. This take reads like it's straight from Eric Nahlin's keyboard though. There are plenty of aggie players that I would gladly see suiting up for Texas. I can count at least 15 from a quick glance of their roster. 

20 minutes ago, mannewers said:

I've seen mention Stewart burned bridges. What happened to these are 18 year old kids, blah, blah...?

 

From what I have seen, Stewart would look pretty good opposite X right about now. I'm in the boat for Anderson and Stewart for sure.

It's been discussed about every other page of this thread, in detail.

8 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

I’ll leave a few details out but I will share this direct quote. 
 

“I’m linking up with Quinn next year for sure”

He told other people he coming to Texas cause Quinn has been working to make it happen. 
 

I still think Anderson should be the number one target if we try to get any Aggies. 
 

Harris just is just so talented that there will be somebody who believes they have a strong enough culture to make it work. Step father is pushing LSU. High School coaches want him at Florida. 

Sarkisian fucked up the Anderson recruitment, pure and simple. Pissed off the parents, especially the mom, and the kid and the dad regret making Sarkisian wait so long in the process to get another crack at it. I won't be surprised if there's something there, among others.

6 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I believe you (in regards to Harris), but do you have any clue why Nahlin is such a big fan? 

Nahlin is a fucking idiot. He fanboi'd Harris and the source he had in the Harris recruitment. Harris and team played Nahlin like a flute and his muffing of that recruiting coverage was nothing short of laughable. Then again, this is the same guy actively stanning right now for Card to get snaps over Ewers, ready to write off the talented 19 year old because of his mediocrity in Stillwater while ignoring the entire mediocrity of Card's college football existence.

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Sarkisian fucked up the Anderson recruitment, pure and simple. Pissed off the parents, especially the mom, and the kid and the dad regret making Sarkisian wait so long in the process to get another crack at it. I won't be surprised if there's something there, among others.

What was the story on the Anderson recruitment?

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bryce Anderson

shemar stewart

shemar turner

evan stewart

walter nolen

Jacoby Matthews 

Moose Muhammed 

 

Shemar Stewart, Walter Nolen and Moose Muhammed had no interest in Texas. 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bryce Anderson

shemar stewart

shemar turner

evan stewart

walter nolen

Jacoby Matthews 

Moose Muhammed 

 

I have no interest in Shemar Stewart or Walter Nolan. 

Anderson, EStewart, Turner, Diggs, Raikes, Matthews, Muhammad, Green, Regis, White, Overton, Dindy, Jake Johnson, Gilbert, Ish Harris, Cooper, Dewberry, Sylla, Weigman. 

That's probably not it and some of those guys might be more likely to go pro, but all of those guys will add value to an even elite roster, neverminding the holes Texas has at some positions of need that would involve these guys.  

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3 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

What was the story on the Anderson recruitment?

Can't remember it clearly. I got told it on a golf course 3 days before Christmas last year and I was simultaneously on conference call. Lots to blur my mind there. Basically, something about Texas not being enthusiastic about having him come back to campus after he had committed and then decommitted after one trip to BCS. Then they didn't come out to visit when the mom wanted to talk to them because Sarkisian's feelings were still hurt, and that was late in the process while Texas was in their neck of the woods. They didn't have their hand out and it wasn't about money. 

By the time spring ended, the family's concern was the complete chasm in POV of the program between the mercenaries and the rest. That chasm predates the 2022 class, btw. McKinley Jackson and numerous others got paid while other players didn't, and those guys weren't shy about letting people know that. The 2022 class is simply completely tipping the cultural scale towards the turd side and Fisher has no fucking clue how to solve for that. 

29 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Texags saying those same players were recruiting teammates to the portal. 

Anything coming from A&M sources will put the kid in a bad light and make them look good. Harris has been an issue from the beginning and they have allowed him to do whatever he damn well felt like doing. Surprising to no one, that pissed off everyone. They can’t afford to lose the hard workers. They are making him a scape goat. 

14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I have no interest in Shemar Stewart or Walter Nolan. 

Anderson, EStewart, Turner, Diggs, Raikes, Matthews, Muhammad, Green, Regis, White, Overton, Dindy, Jake Johnson, Gilbert, Ish Harris, Cooper, Dewberry, Sylla, Weigman. 

That's probably not it and some of those guys might be more likely to go pro, but all of those guys will add value to an even elite roster, neverminding the holes Texas has at some positions of need that would involve these guys.  

What about Bobby Taylor? lmao

25 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Can't remember it clearly. I got told it on a golf course 3 days before Christmas last year and I was simultaneously on conference call. Lots to blur my mind there. Basically, something about Texas not being enthusiastic about having him come back to campus after he had committed and then decommitted after one trip to BCS. Then they didn't come out to visit when the mom wanted to talk to them because Sarkisian's feelings were still hurt, and that was late in the process while Texas was in their neck of the woods. They didn't have their hand out and it wasn't about money. 

By the time spring ended, the family's concern was the complete chasm in POV of the program between the mercenaries and the rest. That chasm predates the 2022 class, btw. McKinley Jackson and numerous others got paid while other players didn't, and those guys weren't shy about letting people know that. The 2022 class is simply completely tipping the cultural scale towards the turd side and Fisher has no fucking clue how to solve for that. 

I can't say that I blame Sarkisian though after all the BS that aggy pulled.  He probably thought all those recruits were in on it.

3 hours ago, Deej said:

They finish out 2-3.

I agree with this. 

And if they are sitting there on the last game of the season on the cusp of bowl eligibility, Fisher will tank the last game to avoid the embarrassment of a bowl loss just like last year. Plus, his salary is guaranteed so there is no reason to have to spend the extra time preparing for and coaching ion a bowl game.

3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Lulz. No fucking way they beat Ole Miss. Ole Miss is going to run for over 300 yards against aggy.

Is Evans playing?

3 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Chris Marshall must have stolen Jimbo's kid's weed.  

It's medical, dammit! Kid has a terminal condition!

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1 hour ago, LCHorn said:

I believe you (in regards to Harris), but do you have any clue why Nahlin is such a big fan? 

Cause his mom fed him recruiting info

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

You are one wild ass hillbilly, and I dig that about you. This take reads like it's straight from Eric Nahlin's keyboard though. There are plenty of aggie players that I would gladly see suiting up for Texas. I can count at least 15 from a quick glance of their roster. 

Was being very much facetious 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Can't remember it clearly. I got told it on a golf course 3 days before Christmas last year and I was simultaneously on conference call. Lots to blur my mind there. Basically, something about Texas not being enthusiastic about having him come back to campus after he had committed and then decommitted after one trip to BCS. Then they didn't come out to visit when the mom wanted to talk to them because Sarkisian's feelings were still hurt, and that was late in the process while Texas was in their neck of the woods. They didn't have their hand out and it wasn't about money. 

By the time spring ended, the family's concern was the complete chasm in POV of the program between the mercenaries and the rest. That chasm predates the 2022 class, btw. McKinley Jackson and numerous others got paid while other players didn't, and those guys weren't shy about letting people know that. The 2022 class is simply completely tipping the cultural scale towards the turd side and Fisher has no fucking clue how to solve for that. 

Ha, remember when Brandon Harris was subtweeting him after he picked A&M? Fucking idiot 

You sure we wouldn't take Harris in the portal as a free look at a kid that might be really really good and if he's a problem cut bait on him?

Just reading all of this and thinking. "wow, imagine a WR room of Stewart, Worthy, and Hall". Marion would have to get a raise, that is one interesting group of characters, albeit a really talented one. 

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

You sure we wouldn't take Harris in the portal as a free look at a kid that might be really really good and if he's a problem cut bait on him?

Cancer tends to spread.

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Just reading all of this and thinking. "wow, imagine a WR room of Stewart, Worthy, and Hall". Marion would have to get a raise, that is one interesting group of characters, albeit a really talented one. 

Nothing I’ve heard or anything, but I have zero expectation of seeing Hall playing for Texas next season. 

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