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32 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

Jimbo with a violent reaction to players with a fistful of Candi… a psychologists dream.

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really not sure if this belongs in the aggy screenshot thread, the kkl thread, or this one.
 

I do find it interesting that we're watching the players support the Jimbo mouthpiece vs the admin mouthpiece.  Regardless its fun to watch.

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18 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

really not sure if this belongs in the aggy screenshot thread, the kkl thread, or this one.
 

I do find it interesting that we're watching the players support the Jimbo mouthpiece vs the admin mouthpiece.  Regardless its fun to watch.

It's war!

 

Wow, Jimbo getting his bag lady KKL and his snuff boy Bobby Taylor to go at Aggy administration’s mouth piece Chin Pubes. Let’s get ready to rumble.

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Now we just need a Taylor Hamm run in during the Looch vs KKL cage match for this thing to go full aggy.

24 minutes ago, maninblack said:

It's war!

 

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12 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

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I want the old hag, chin pubes, Tarp,  6figs, and a few NW Houston State Farm reps to fight this out in a cage match.

Good lord, just when I think it can't get any better, KKL drags Luicci in and creams him for the whole internet to see. I can only take so much Ag on Ag violence.

It's a glorious time to be a longhorn. 

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Good lord, just when I think it can't get any better, KKL drags Luicci in and creams him for the whole internet to see. I can only take so much Ag on Ag violence.

It's a glorious time to be a longhorn. 

Just saw on the other thread where Luicci got in a verbal altercation with Dumbo and got his credentials yanked?

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4 hours ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

That story is close but I heard after the game one player fell down a garbage chute, one got sucked into a pipe, and a pair drank some forbidden fizzy drinks and almost were killed when they floated up near a fan. Also one turned into a blueberry.

Pouring candy into a teammates hand is a weird way to phrase passing the blunt

3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Pouring candy into a teammates hand is a weird way to phrase passing the blunt

Edibles?

Gummies are all the rage.

3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Pouring candy into a teammates hand is a weird way to phrase passing the blunt

They were edibles

nm Napoleon beat me to it

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6 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Pouring candy into a teammates hand is a weird way to phrase passing the blunt

I believe this is the Candi they were referring to. 

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6 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Pouring candy into a teammates hand is a weird way to phrase passing the blunt

Maybe it’s not weed or candy but “pouring candy into a teammates hand” is prison talk for giving another dude a handy.  Then again at A&M that probably isn’t frowned upon and you get made team captain for doing that in the locker room.

10 hours ago, WBT said:

Now we just need a Taylor Hamm run in during the Looch vs KKL cage match for this thing to go full aggy.

until he comes in how will we know what naritiv to follow?!

You could drive a dump truck between candi’s titties.

1 hour ago, Basil said:

You could drive a dump truck between candi’s titties.

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9 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Pouring candy into a teammates hand is a weird way to phrase passing the blunt

It's probably the rainbow fentanyl I've been hearing about on the political ads on The Ticket.  It's official, the cartel has infiltrated the A&M locker room

12 hours ago, WBT said:

Now we just need a Taylor Hamm run in during the Looch vs KKL cage match for this thing to go full aggy.

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9 hours ago, blacklab said:

That story is close but I heard after the game one player fell down a garbage chute, one got sucked into a pipe, and a pair drank some forbidden fizzy drinks and almost were killed when they floated up near a fan. Also one turned into a blueberry.

And there was an Oompa Loompa named "Coach"

3 hours ago, T-shirt Sip said:

I believe this is the Candi they were referring to. 

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There's a rumor that Jimbo scolded Loochi at practice for spilling the beans on the locker room weed incident 

3 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Maybe it’s not weed or candy but “pouring candy into a teammates hand” is prison talk for giving another dude a handy.  Then again at A&M that probably isn’t frowned upon and you get made team captain for doing that in the locker room.

Hmmm.  The A&M campus does resemble a prison...maybe this makes sense? 

14 minutes ago, Fud said:

There's a rumor that Jimbo scolded Loochi at practice for spilling the beans on the locker room weed incident 

Wasn't it already being reported elsewhere and Looch just confirmed it? Not taking up for the guy. I think he was just confirming what was already out there.

Going apeshit on reporters from message board and team fan sites isn't something new for Jimbo. He used to go beserk on the Warchant and Noles 247 folks when he didn't like something they were reporting. Hell, he butted heads with the people at the Tallahassee Democrat too.

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Wasn't it already being reported elsewhere and Looch just confirmed it? Not taking up for the guy. I think he was just confirming what was already out there.

Going apeshit on reporters from message board and team fan sites isn't something new for Jimbo. He used to go beserk on the Warchant and Noles 247 folks when he didn't like something they were reporting. Hell, he butted heads with the people at the Tallahassee Democrat too.

It was being posted about by random message board insiders, so Loochi was getting asked about it

Liucci’s loyalties are with the university, not jimbo. He will deliver the message they want delivered and if it’s not aligned with jimbo’s message, tough shit. 
 

would be fun if there’s some sort of plan to make jimbo so miserable that he’s willing to leave, especially if that plan involves no more money for recruits. 
 

wildest of wild dreams I’m sure, but fun to wish for.  

31 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

would be fun if there’s some sort of plan to make jimbo so miserable that he’s willing to leave, especially if that plan involves no more money for recruits. 
 

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I bet they open up his private bathroom to the entire university.

16 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

 

I bet they open up his private bathroom to the entire university.

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5 hours ago, Basil said:

You could drive a dump truck between candi’s titties.

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56 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

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I bet they open up his private bathroom to the entire university.

 

44 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

aggy AD:

I am currently trying to break up with my BF, but he won't turn his key! I  can't believe this is a real thing. : r/seinfeld

 

Meanwhile Jimbo

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16 hours ago, WBT said:

Now we just need a Taylor Hamm run in during the Looch vs KKL cage match for this thing to go full aggy.

Or in the locker room before the fight.

6 hours ago, Basil said:

You could drive a dump truck between candi’s titties.

Just ask a couple of her exes:

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Holy shit, at 1st I thought the Jimbo/Looch thing was a work, but with the way Looch has been bringing up libel on twitter, Looch needs to read the Ketch thread, I am 100% sure it's a shoot.

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4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, at 1st I thought the Jimbo/Looch thing was a work, but with the way Looch has been bringing up libel on twitter, Looch needs to read the Ketch thread, I am 100% sure it's a shoot.

did you just suffer a stroke?

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

did you just suffer a stroke?

A work is something that is staged. A shoot is something that is real.

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

A work is something that is staged. A shoot is something that is real.

How do you do, fellow kids' has become the 'how do you do ...

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15 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, at 1st I thought the Jimbo/Looch thing was a work, but with the way Looch has been bringing up libel on twitter, Looch needs to read the Ketch thread, I am 100% sure it's a shoot.

Speaking of Looch and Ketch...

28 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Speaking of Looch and Ketch...

The good ole Kyler Murray saga. What a great few days that was.

58 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, at 1st I thought the Jimbo/Looch thing was a work, but with the way Looch has been bringing up libel on twitter, Looch needs to read the Ketch thread, I am 100% sure it's a shoot.

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