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On 10/26/2022 at 10:40 PM, mrhorn said:

That was a joke.

Hell, everything about them is a joke.  Doesn't necessarily mean it's false, it's the aggy way...

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2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

Priceless...wait, no it's not, it's $90,000,000!

It’s a smart move. SEC is just a mouthpiece for the two programs playing. i would assume the SEC announcers will actually defend Jimbo on the gamecast and maybe even be glowing about him to make sure there is no hard feelings. Not sure that was his ultimate intention, but it likely works for him either way. It will have the opposite outcome for the rest of the media, but he might not care. 

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5 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

He's too busy coaching up his team. 

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

It’s a smart move. SEC is just a mouthpiece for the two programs playing. i would assume the SEC announcers will actually defend Jimbo on the gamecast and maybe even be glowing about him to make sure there is no hard feelings. Not sure that was his ultimate intention, but it likely works for him either way. 

Why would they put this out there then?

He forgot to add the part about having to publicly embarrass the coach to make it happen. 

8 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He forgot to add the part about having to publicly embarrass the coach to make it happen. 

Maybe they were just running extra jump pass practice this morning?

Saw a rumor on reddit/twitter that Jimbos agent landed in CStat today. Surely they wouldnt try to negotiate a buyout with him, right? He has all the leverage..

19 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Saw a rumor on reddit/twitter that Jimbos agent landed in CStat today. Surely they wouldnt try to negotiate a buyout with him, right? He has all the leverage..

He’s there to very quickly negotiate a raise and extension after they surprisingly beat ole miss.

hot iron and whatnot. Small window of opportunity, need to be pre-positioned. 

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49 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

Over watch by the SID. Awesome.

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

 

10 minutes ago, The Beast said:

Over watch by the SID. Awesome.

There has been no confirmation about why the players were suspended. What the locker room at College Station is like is another mystery. Lastly, the question of what Jimbo plans to do about his offense and calls for him turn the offense over to someone else is just hanging out there.

Jimbo did not want to answer any of those questions. 

I think ClubWhatever is right about public embarrassment as pressure. I think the SID probably laid some ground rules about what would be discussed.

Jimbo wants to keep the curtain closed. At least that way the dumbasses on Texags can believe that all the troubles are over now that the bad apples have been separated from the team. 

I'll say again that it's amusing to me that people keep saying somebody else needs to call the plays. I don't think any of their plays work very well no matter who calls them. They need a new offense. Good luck with that.

50 minutes ago, Chopper said:

 

While the story is likely untrue, that's completely in line with behavior we have of Jimbo on video.  ie... the verbal altercation with FSU fans where he essentially says the same thing.  Still, that's not technically a denial by Billy. 

I hope Joey Freshwater and the Rebels stomp a mud hole in them.  

Hotty Toddy

2 minutes ago, BigSwingingD said:

It puts the lotion on its skin.

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1 hour ago, BigSwingingD said:

I hope Joey Freshwater and the Rebels stomp a mud hole in them.  

Hotty Toddy

It's a win-win. Either they get stomped again, or they win, and "nerxt yerr" is back on!

32 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Posted in the IT Aggie thread, what does it mean?

 

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Followed up this morning with

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Waddle is in.

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Brian George, Yulkeith Brown and another aggie player got arrested in walker county or somewhere near prairie view atm a few nights ago. If you can find the mugshots or story, have a ball. They had an unregistered firearm and a bunch of drugs in the car. 

That place is turning into OU circa 1988. 

Brian George, Yulkeith Brown and another aggie player got arrested in walker county or somewhere near prairie view atm a few nights ago. If you can find the mugshots or story, have a ball. They had an unregistered firearm and a bunch of drugs in the car. 
That place is turning into OU circa 1988. 

Never heard of these players. Are they good?

Also our recruiting pitch to black dudes looking at A&M should be some variation of you don’t need to drive 45 minutes to get laid in Austin. 

17 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Also our recruiting pitch to black dudes looking at A&M should be some variation of you don’t need to drive 45 minutes to get laid in Austin. 

You do if you live in Kyle

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9 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

You do if you live in Kyle

Thanks Drax. 

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25 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

You do if you live in Kyle

That's pretty close to South Austin... if you catch my drift.

Just now, MuellerHorn said:

That's pretty close to South Austin... if you catch my drift.

That’s not all you’ll catch.

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Brian George, Yulkeith Brown and another aggie player got arrested in walker county or somewhere near prairie view atm a few nights ago. If you can find the mugshots or story, have a ball. They had an unregistered firearm and a bunch of drugs in the car. 

That place is turning into OU circa 1988. 

That’s a really unfair characterization. OU actually played pretty good football in 1988. 

18 hours ago, RabidM said:

While the story is likely untrue, that's completely in line with behavior we have of Jimbo on video.  ie... the verbal altercation with FSU fans where he essentially says the same thing.  Still, that's not technically a denial by Billy. 

I can’t wait for the inevitable public breakdown by Dimbo when he screams and picks a fight with someone again. Everyone knows it’s coming.

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

Everyone knows it’s coming.

 

 

"But it sure ain't Jimbo!  Ha! Ha!"

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10 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Also our recruiting pitch to black dudes looking at A&M should be some variation of you don’t need to drive 45 minutes to get laid in Austin. 

This is dangerously close to an incantation summoning Carl

The aggys have been buying 5 star DL for 3 years and somehow they have one of the worst run defenses in the country. 

Somehow aggy continues to amaze me with how they can aggy everything up. 

I know ya'll caught Kiffins interview at the end right? They asked him what his Halloween costume would be, and he said, "I don't know yet, maybe Jimbo has a Joker costume for me." I audibly laughed.

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Just a reminder that aggy hasn't won a game since Bruhman said they were on the cusp of winning championships.

aggy may not even make a bowl game in year 5 of Jimbo. I’m looking forward to Bruh explaining how this program is building a powerhouse. 

Just a reminder that aggy hasn't won a game since Bruhman said they were on the cusp of winning championships.

Lol.

I think they can beat Florida and auburn. Looks like they may squeak into bowl eligibility.
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Lol.

I think they can beat Florida and auburn. Looks like they may squeak into bowl eligibility.

Yep they are both terrible.  But Auburn is a road game.  And if aggy can lose at home to App State then they can definitely lose to Florida.  They ain't beating LSU on Thanksgiving weekend.

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Nolen is one of the softest players I’ve seen. If you touch him he’s injured. 

He won’t be for Tennessee

8 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

aggy may not even make a bowl game in year 5 of Jimbo. I’m looking forward to Bruh explaining how this program is building a powerhouse. 

 

Wouldn't have expected Bruhman to post under "Football Steve," but here's his response ... 

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29 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Nolen is one of the softest players I’ve seen. If you touch him he’s injured. 

I'm pretty sure Ole Miss cut the home team locker room A/C, though.

26 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Wouldn't have expected Bruhman to post under "Football Steve," but here's his response ... 

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Clickety clack

35 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Nolen is one of the softest players I’ve seen. If you touch him he’s injured. 

Don’t care….getting paid.

Wish I had more faith in fla on the road or aub at home.  But the upcoming 3 game win streak will have them back on the wagon and declaring next season to be back on track for the playoffs. 
 

will be interesting to see how they close in recruiting though, and make uninformed guesses about what that might mean about money going into the program. 

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