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12 minutes ago, Homercles said:

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Peanut butter shit.  I hate it 

I'm apprehensive about admitting that I stand up to wipe and start out back to front. But no, I don't wipe shit into my balls.

Through all of this, I have been impressed with the levity and humor of this board.

26 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

I'm apprehensive about admitting that I stand up to wipe and start out back to front. But no, I don't wipe shit into my balls.

I'm impressed at how few seem to have bidets.   Once you install a bidet, and set it up with coconut water, even if it's Central Market/HEB coconut water, you'll never go back.

7 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Through all of this, I have been impressed with the levity and humor of this board.

Your mother.

 

I've seen better threads that were accidentally created - this is not the content for which Surly is regarded, or does it provide an accurate portrayal of the highly regarded posters here.

10 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Peanut butter shit.  I hate it 

metamucil, twice a day.  you’ll never spend less on toilet paper. 

11 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:

I love all of you

She said to me, and i responded, "well I love about 2 or 3 of your body parts, but that's it."

I fucked up. I'll try again later.

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I just used that gif on another thread.

She dwelt among the untrodden ways 
Beside the springs of Dove, 
A Maid whom there were none to praise 
And very few to love:
  
A violet by a mossy stone 
Half hidden from the eye! 
Fair as a star, when only one 
Is shining in the sky. 
  
She lived unknown, and few could know 
When Surly ceased to be; 
But she is in her grave, and oh, 
The difference to me!

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