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Watching Lakers/Blazers. How are we doing?

(just kidding, Google is keeping me up to date on our continued bedshitting)

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  • Pato del Muerto
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    Davis will lose 10-15 hr this season just from not facing Texas 20 times. 

  • Hmmmm, it's a damn shame when a phrase takes on new meaning to the point that using it sincerely causes confusion.

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41 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Goddamn, I mother fucking despise Lyles. What a fucking piece of trash. 

9.25 ERA now. 

2/$16M. Solid work, JD. 

32 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

I bailed on this for the Stars a while back.

I looked behind door #3 and watched the Lakers win a playoff game. 

But I'm hesitant to start watching the Stars. They are doing well without my viewership.

5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

 

This so called youth movement will include a “ why the fuck is odor still playing?” At second base every night because the rangers like to torture their fans by running that loser out there.

3 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

 

 

we have one of those already(supposedly)

Have we lost 8 straight games or am I having psychological withdrawals from not drinking for 2 months?

The Rangers seem like they suck.

9 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

 

It would seem to fit the JD profile. He hates defensive ability.

What a beating.  The only benefit is, as a Houstonian, I don't get the privilege of watching these games.  I just get this thread and my son updating me from upstairs. "Down 7-2 now, Dad! Make that 8-2!"

And now you're telling me we won't even be able to blow this up correctly? 

Shitty front office moves is a JD special. So I would never call bullshit on any terrible potential move by the Rangers as long as he is here.

20 hours ago, ztejas said:

Have we lost 8 straight games or am I having psychological withdrawals from not drinking for 2 months?

its hilarious to look at our starting lineup batting averages vs. our opponents in the box score every game. I realize that BA isn't everything but we are rolling low triple A talent out there at all positions on a nightly basis.  and our pitching rotation hit reality finally.

I wonder if Kolby Allard has to get Leody Taveras to buy him beer because no one believes his ID is real.

Two errors and no runs allowed... impressive.

A's didn't want to play. So the Rangers get the W for the forfeit, right?

Dodgers v Rangers this weekend.  Can I trust that I can come in here for a little banter during this series without you guys getting your panties twisted like the Astros fans?  That is the biggest circle jerk thread in internet history.  I'll keep it civil.  I got no beef with the Rangers.

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Dodgers v Rangers this weekend.  Can I trust that I can come in here for a little banter during this series without you guys getting your panties twisted like the Astros fans?  That is the biggest circle jerk thread in internet history.  I'll keep it civil.  I got no beef with the Rangers.

Um. Sure. 

I doubt you can hate on our team more than we do.

19 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Dodgers v Rangers this weekend.  Can I trust that I can come in here for a little banter during this series without you guys getting your panties twisted like the Astros fans?  That is the biggest circle jerk thread in internet history.  I'll keep it civil.  I got no beef with the Rangers.

Sure thing pal. Here’s my rangers/dodgers story. I went to one of the games in the first series LA played in Arlington when inter league started, and we got good seats first or second row behind 3rd where the tarp was kept. Rangers won I thing, but I spent every other half inning laughing my ass off because someone right behind us was constantly yelling unintelligible shit at the Dodgers 3b coach Larry Bowa. Just a constant barrage while he was standing there, and the only words I ever picked out were “Mike Schmidt” unless he broke out the Lar-ry bo-wa chant for an entire half inning. 
It was like that coach orgeron song, except it was yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw Mike Schmidt!

Fin. 

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1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

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Just kidding.  Well, not really.

6 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Dodgers v Rangers this weekend.  Can I trust that I can come in here for a little banter during this series without you guys getting your panties twisted like the Astros fans?  That is the biggest circle jerk thread in internet history.  I'll keep it civil.  I got no beef with the Rangers.

That is Houston sports in general. Hence why many call Houston the Aggy of pro sports in terms of the fans.

The Rangers fucking suck. Not sure any one will get their feelings hurt for you saying the same lol.

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