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The Braves mascot is sweeping the stands and brushing the cardboard cutouts behind home plate. Bits are fun. 

More red birds down with the covid? 

Opted out cause he's dead or what

Opted out cause he's dead or what
I laughed, but we'll feel bad if he is dead...
26 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
27 minutes ago, Scraps said:
Opted out cause he's dead or what

I laughed, but we'll feel bad if he is dead...

cross him off then

13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

That's certainly one way to handle it

I had forgotten how his salary got cut after the boar injury:

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NEW YORK — Yoenis Céspedes' base salary next year was cut to $6 million from its original $29.5 million as part of an amended contract with the New York Mets that avoided a grievance hearing, according to details obtained by The Associated Press.

The oft-injured outfielder, however, would raise his pay to $20 million if he has 650 plate appearances.

Céspedes agreed to a $110 million, four-year contract in December 2016 but could lose as much at $29.6 million under the amended deal. He hasn't played since July 20, 2018, and has topped 321 plate appearances just once since 2015.

So, he's really only walking away from a couple of million.

Keyshawn looking solid in his debut.  5 innings 0 runs,, 3h, 6k’s, 0 bb.  Probably doesn’t come back out for the 6th.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Who the hell is Tyler Alexander?

He is a 26 year old left-handed pitcher for the Detroit Tigers that struck out all nine batters he faced in a recent contest against the Cincinnati Reds.

Remember when teams were falling over themselves trying to sign Ohtani?

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He is a 26 year old left-handed pitcher for the Detroit Tigers that struck out all nine batters he faced in a recent contest against the Cincinnati Reds.

I looked him up since.  He's a TCU product from SLC.

Nothing in his minor league career makes him look like a strikeout pitcher, or a particularly interesting prospect.

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I looked him up since.  He's a TCU product from SLC.

Nothing in his minor league career makes him look like a strikeout pitcher, or a particularly interesting prospect.

So... like the guy who’s record he just tied 

(Doug Fister)

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

So... like the guy who’s record he just tied 

(Doug Fister)

Fister?  I hardly know her!

Whats the story with Cespedes' contract? Does it toll to next year?

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27 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

Whats the story with Cespedes' contract? Does it toll to next year?

Nope, he's off their books. 

Keyshawn looking solid in his debut.  5 innings 0 runs,, 3h, 6k’s, 0 bb.  Probably doesn’t come back out for the 6th.
#BLM

Fuckin' Judge, man... that dude can roll.

Judge just absolutely dicked a ball to the 2nd deck in left field at YS. 5th straight game with a homer for him.

2 hours ago, Scraps said:
3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:
Keyshawn looking solid in his debut.  5 innings 0 runs,, 3h, 6k’s, 0 bb.  Probably doesn’t come back out for the 6th.

#BLM

Dammit Autocorrect.  Kershaw.

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Ho lee fuk, son. 

3 minutes ago, ss13 said:

Ho lee fuk, son. 

yeah, he crushed that one. Sox pitching tossing up batting practice? 

Judge makes me rise. 468 foot bomb, clutch as fuck. 

JV audio crew for ESPN tonight, Vasgersian's mic keeps peaking when he yells. Sounded pretty cool/dramatic on the Judge homer just now though, maybe it's on purpose. 

A Rod comparing Judge to Tiger, Lebron, and Jordan was a bit much. Then again he's an idiot. 

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But at least they pontooned the RIGHT way!

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Mikolas knew he was done, shit didn’t matter to him. 

If it flies, floats, or fucks....rent it

Cardinal players spread the coronavirus with such class.

Run Tight, huh?

Best absentee fans in baseball

Apparently the "cardinal way" involves a pontoon boat, which makes sense.

20 hours ago, Dewey said:

More red birds down with the covid? 

The league should shut the season down. 

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