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1 hour ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Haha good lord Fauci

Needs to flatten his curve ball. [/obligatory]

This Stanton guy looks really good, but this Judge fellow just sucks dick.

god i forgot what a beating a-rod is to listen to.  i mean, he always has been, but tonight is the first time i've noticed him doing something that specifically bothers me:

whenever somebody is trying to make a point by making a list, and the first two things on the list are synonyms, i stop listening.  maybe the wife has just made me more aware, because she does it all the time to try to prove shitty points.  in a 15 minute span, a-rod was talking about someone (stanton maybe?) and said, "he's smart, he's intelligent, he's..." and just now, talking about cole, "he's gotten in shape, he's fit, he's..."

just throw it on the pile i guess.

How Todd Frazier is running with one fan's Yankees hate

Why would ESPN cut off the interview with the commissioner when a rain delay is starting?  You've got plenty of time now to ask more in-depth questions and followups.

 

god i forgot what a beating a-rod is to listen to.  i mean, he always has been, but tonight is the first time i've noticed him doing something that specifically bothers me:
whenever somebody is trying to make a point by making a list, and the first two things on the list are synonyms, i stop listening.  maybe the wife has just made me more aware, because she does it all the time to try to prove shitty points.  in a 15 minute span, a-rod was talking about someone (stanton maybe?) and said, "he's smart, he's intelligent, he's..." and just now, talking about cole, "he's gotten in shape, he's fit, he's..."
just throw it on the pile i guess.
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I was just casually listening and noticed both instances.

for future use, i refer to this as “listing at”. it’s a verb. like, “hey, please don’t list at me.”

for future use, i refer to this as “listing at”. it’s a verb. like, “hey, please don’t list at me.”

My phrase is “throwing the thesaurus.” He please don’t throw your thesaurus at me.
18 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

for future use, i refer to this as “listing at”. it’s a verb. like, “hey, please don’t list at me.”

I hear ya. You’re totally right. Couldn’t agree more.

However, saying  OU blows, Big Red sucks, the Sooners eat dicks is perfectly acceptable. 

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50 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This Stanton guy looks really good, but this Judge fellow just sucks dick.

Some people just can't handle playing in New York

Dammit 2020. I hate both these teams, but I wanted some baseball. So now the teams are what? Sitting next to each other in the locker rooms? Send em home, call the game, bring on the other game. 

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That AJ Pollock deal... 

2 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Mookie does look kinda clean in dodger blue. 

they have great home unis, timeless

 

dodgers starting pitcher tonight has top 5 mlb lettuce, all time  wow 

5 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Mookie does look kinda clean in dodger blue. 

Yes he does. And it pisses me off. Damn we were so fucking dumb. 

Didn’t know hunter pence landed back on his feet in SF. Good for him.

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Looks like an A-team vs B-team scrimmage. I don't think there's a single Giant who would start for LAD. Holy shit, they're bad.

55 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Mookie does look kinda clean in dodger blue. 

Can get used to it.

bases loaded no outs and Giants score one.  I can live with that.

56 minutes ago, ss13 said:

That AJ Pollock deal... 

Yeah, that one isn’t looking so good.

1 hour ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Mookie does look kinda clean in dodger blue. 

Everyone does...except for May.

Man, I know bad base running. And that was some bad base running.
Ruben Rivera was not impressed.
13 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Carrot Cole

That’s pretty damn good. Well played.

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6 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:
Man, I know bad base running. And that was some bad base running.

Ruben Rivera was not impressed.

I had to watch that again.  So classic.

 

Brody Stevens cut out at Dodger Stadium was pretty cool, IMO.

Giants got some rag arms playing the field lol

 

And Pence isn't even one of them

 

 

Fuck yeah. Baseball is back. We needed this. 

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Giants are who we thought they were. 

6 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Kike Hernandez is a very underrated player.

How so? Stats don’t support. Lifetime OPS is.742. BA is .241. Hits some homers but strikes out a lot. I’ll give you good defense. 

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

How so? Stats don’t support. Lifetime OPS is.742. BA is .241. Hits some homers but strikes out a lot. I’ll give you good defense. 

If you only watched his games against the Giants you'd think he's Ted Williams. 

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No fucking shit? 

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Of all the threads fatgirl was gonna fuck up, I wouldn’t have bet on this one. 

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Read the thread, honey. 

18 hours ago, ss13 said:

And so it begins. 

 

I still can't believe they're making everyone play a russian roulette round to start the playoffs.  The Dodgers and Yankees getting knocked out would only be what mlb deserves.

Watching the game last night, I forgot how terrible ESPN's broadcast is.  

With no fans, I'm sure we could hear the players chatting.  Just stick some mikes around the field and don't have any announcers.

4 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

How so? Stats don’t support. Lifetime OPS is.742. BA is .241. Hits some homers but strikes out a lot. I’ll give you good defense. 

Stats, schmats.  He's clutch, and super versatile.  Can play basically 6-7 positions in the field well.

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