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Thank goodness they are rolling into an easy weekend after eight losses in seven days.  Oh...  wait...

The 7 games against the Arlington fucksticks will buoy this team into the playoff slaughterhouse.  Speaking of those fucksticks managed to take the Red Sox out of the basement.

You are giving this team way too much credit 

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

The 7 games against the Arlington fucksticks will buoy this team into the playoff slaughterhouse.  Speaking of those fucksticks managed to take the Red Sox out of the basement.

Yeah... folks were saying this about the Angels last week.  

The good news is we cannot lose today 

26 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Tough luck, Fifi Hernandez

Uh...

Woooooo!  Still, Jansen in, we're doomed...

Why is superjack pinch running?  Is Straw hurt?

George!!  Giving Kenley a blown save in Dodger stadium...it's been too long

Bregs!!

6 batters faced, 0 outs recorded for Jansen.

Two on, no outs, some insurance would be nice.

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

FUCK YOUR ASSHOLES DOJER BITCHASSS MOTHERFUCKERS

Just now, WBT said:

Bregs!!

6 batters faced, 0 outs recorded for Jansen.

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Damn, that was almost a disaster.  George has to force a throw or go all the way back to the bag so they can't tag out both guys.

attaboy Yuli, there's an insurance run

5 run inning.  It feels like we doubled what we've scored on this California trip.  Hopefully 2 runs is enough for Pressly.

Astros win!!  Let's get the sweep tomorrow night

I haven't had an orgasm like that since I was pegged 

I haven't been this erect since my stint at the morgue

I gotta admit, I turned it off after the 7th.  I had been flipping back and forth between the Stars and Astros.

Wish I would have watched the last 2 innings, but where was the hope that anything like that would POSSIBLY fucking happen on this road trip?

 

Go Astros!

Can we not play with a DH today and move Reddick from DH to RF and Springer to center? I'd rather have Greinke bat than Straw

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I guess Dusty subscribes to the theory that winning too much is bad for the kids

Is this about to be an immaculate inning already....fuck

 

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