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2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Lynn is going to no-hit us tomorrow, isn’t he 

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Totally changes the at bat and made him protect on that outside edge pitch.  

I have this theory.

Because Houston apparently can't win anything without an asterisk, what bigger asterisk is there than the 2020 MLB Season?

Ergo, we back into the playoffs, and then proceed to win the World Series this year.

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Surely this team can take two of four from currently the worst team in the league?

14 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Surely this team can take two of four from currently the worst team in the league?

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Here’s a fun game 

in a normal season, we’re about a month away from the all star game. Who are our all stars?

Machete for sure

Tucker

Framber?

 

what a shitastic season.

47 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Surely this team can take two of four from currently the worst team in the league?

But baseball is a streaky sport.  Not gonna do the math, but the Astros might be the worst team in the league over the last 3rd of this season.

11 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Here’s a fun game 

in a normal season, we’re about a month away from the all star game. Who are our all stars?

Machete for sure

Tucker

Framber?

 

what a shitastic season.

Right?  If someone would have told you in February that the Astros’ two most productive/clutch hitters this season would be Tucker and Maldonado (due respect to Uncle Mike) and that Framber would be the most reliably good SP...

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13 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

But baseball is a streaky sport.  Not gonna do the math, but the Astros might be the worst team in the league over the last 3rd of this season.

They were 21-19 through 40 games. 28-28 now. So no. 

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1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

They were 21-19 through 40 games. 28-28 now. So no. 

Yep.

we’ve been the definition of mediocre the entire season.

We got as high as 6 games over .500 on Sept 3, then promptly lost 6 in a row to fall back to .500 and haven’t had a streak of more than 2 consecutive wins or losses since.

2 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Surely this team can take two of four from currently the worst team in the league?

Actually just quoting this because I like the sound of it so much.

"The Rangers are the worst team in the league." Say it again!

Shit, even if we lose to them and get knocked out of the playoffs, that almost makes 2020 worthwhile.

14 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Actually just quoting this because I like the sound of it so much.

"The Rangers are the worst team in the league." Say it again!

Shit, even if we lose to them and get knocked out of the playoffs, that almost makes 2020 worthwhile.

It’s a rough year being an Astros fan.

I can’t fathom being an Astros fan AND and aggie fan.

my sympathies, rimbo 

I have this theory.
Because Houston apparently can't win anything without an asterisk, what bigger asterisk is there than the 2020 MLB Season?
Ergo, we back into the playoffs, and then proceed to win the World Series this year.
I have a theory that one day I will bang a supermodel.

Chances of both are 0.0%
2 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

It’s a rough year being an Astros fan.

I can’t fathom being an Astros fan AND and aggie fan.

my sympathies, rimbo 

...aggy fan?

17 hours ago, Rimbo said:

I have this theory.

Because Houston apparently can't win anything without an asterisk, what bigger asterisk is there than the 2020 MLB Season?

Ergo, we back into the playoffs, and then proceed to win the World Series this year.

Honestly, I felt more hopeful with the 2015 team heading into the playoffs than this one.  And that was with a one and done Wild Card game.  

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

...aggy fan?

It was a joke pointing out how your post reeks of aggy mentality....more concerned with someone else than your own team.

”I don’t care how bad we are and if we miss the playoffs. Looks at the rangers in last place!!!!”
 

really?

 

11 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

It was a joke pointing out how your post reeks of aggy mentality....more concerned with someone else than your own team.

”I don’t care how bad we are and if we miss the playoffs. Looks at the rangers in last place!!!!”
 

really?

 

No, that's not what I said. It's not even a remotely accurate paraphrase.

That overlay shows they even mostly copied MinuteMaid's outfield dimensions from CF to RF.  They have a real LF though.

Lulz.  Thanks Willy T's cousin.  This feels like roughly the 1st time all year we've had a 2-out multi-run rally.

Crooked number and nearly 30 pitches for Lynn in the first inning.  

Just now, WBT said:

Lulz.  Thanks Willy T's cousin.  This feels like roughly the 1st time all year we've had a 2-out multi-run rally.

They did it in the 9th last night but needed one more. 

Can’t score on slop-jar full of nuts Margevicius yesterday, but touching up Lance Lynn today.  Baseball is dumb.  

George is getting upset!!  

It doesn't look that hard to hit a homerun there.

Odor should play offensive line with that pancake block of Tuve.

Just going to throw this out there, but somebody remind me to post that Larry David gif tomorrow if things continue on the current trend line. 

what the shit was that Garneau...

1 minute ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Just going to throw this out there 

Don't do that, Dustin.

Yuli is sucking so bad right now that his swings get negative bases.  

I had not heard the “Mimic Maid Park” moniker before just now.  
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1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

I had not hear the “Mimic Maid Park” moniker before just now.  

yeah, that's pretty good

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