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They’re just going to let Lynn bleed out for his last start?

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9 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

They’re just going to let Lynn bleed out for his last start?

Gotta keep that 100 pitch streak going.  It's like dropping the foul popup last year so Minor could get 200 strikeouts.  Some meaningless/unimpressive personal accomplishments are just more important than the team.

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Rangers on pace tonight to continue losing every game with their roof open.

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Just like LMJ?

Tuve!!  Gotdamn, Lance Lynn fixes what ails you I guess.

Over six weeks without a HR from either Bregs or Tuve and they each get one tonight.  
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Bregs going to stop on 1st after his next hit.

And time to pull Lynn after he hit his 100.

Dang, all 3 games the Rangers lost with their roof open the opponent scored 10 runs. 

12 minutes ago, WBT said:

Gotta keep that 100 pitch streak going.  It's like dropping the foul popup last year so Minor could get 200 strikeouts.  Some meaningless/unimpressive personal accomplishments are just more important than the team.

Giving up a run every 10 pitches!

Fucking got homered off of by a dude who wears a nose ring smh

Lulz, wtf if falefa doing?  Not much better from Yuli.

garneau kind of seems like he sucks.  Can't hit, can't throw, can't block pitches.

Somebody wake up dusty

Pretty good start for Javier.  Hopefully he can transition well to being a bullpen weapon for the playoffs.

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

Pretty good start for Javier.  Hopefully he can transition well to being a bullpen weapon for the playoffs.

The pitching staff is pretty well positioned for the playoffs.  My irrational expectations are returning.  

Did TK just say 1892 instead of 1982 for Name that Astro?

Hearn looks like Ryan Bowen

/noracist

Ha, our work group had a suite way down the RF line for that Eovaldi back-to-back-to-back game

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Did TK just say 1892 instead of 1982 for Name that Astro?

TK probably thinks we’re in the year 1892

multi-hit games for Springer, Altuve, Brantley, Bregman, and Reddick tonight.  Where has this been?

Party like it’s 2019.  
 

Looking at our record in CA this year vs our record in TX, and considering where the playoff series are, I sure wish we were still in the NL. 

scoring double digit runs seems nice

7 of the 8 playoff spots in the AL have been clinched by teams, and the Astros are not one of them. This season has not gone how I expected but then Verlander got injured and then Yordan and our the rest of our guys have had down years etc. and I'll be happy just sneaking in the playoffs. Looks like we'll do just that. Might be our last playoff appearance for some time so Im not going to take it for granted. 

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y'all keep talking shit about altuve

9 hours ago, Rimbo said:

y'all keep talking shit about altuve

Still have faith in Altuve, but this is for the team:

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I guess it would be appropriate to clinch their spot on 9.25.

 

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Astros end 11 year playoff drought 9.25.97

2 hours ago, Tylerocks said:

I guess it would be appropriate to clinch their spot on 9.25.

 

Mike Scott Day 9.25.86

Astros end 11 year playoff drought 9.25.97

Time to end our 11 month playoff drought.

Fuck those cokehead '86 Mets and mostly Lenny Dykstra

2 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

These guys keep finding ways to reel me back in....

 

 

What's with the Baylor rape kit pattern on his shirt?

2 hours ago, mycox said:

Fuck those cokehead '86 Mets and mostly Lenny Dykstra

And the umps that let Wally Backman run outside the baseline.

The Rangers' broadcasters did a 3-minute verbal homage to Joey Gallo for sprinting down to first on a routine groundout instead of dogging it.  Two replays.  No shit.

8 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

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Every time I see this photo I think to myself that I don't remember Kevin Bass being so jacked.

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Out.  Thought so live and the replay is pretty clear.

Springer!!  How the hell did they let George get to 3rd on that?

Ah, it would have helped if someone had been covering 3rd.

Ok...slow to notice.  Just where the fuck did Texas get their caps?

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Great to see George tearing things up.  Recency bias is going to make him a few bucks.  

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

Ok...slow to notice.  Just where the fuck did Texas get their caps?

Ha, I was just thinking they look like the generic caps they make the kids wear at the little league world series.

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