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He's been consistently losing an mph or 2 every year for the last few seasons.

19 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Still don't know what Luhnow was thinking trading for this jackass

I think it was a BOGO deal

19 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Didn't we constantly step on our dicks during Sunday games last year?

Good call. Astros were 21-6 on Sundays in 2019

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

T Jones about to come up clutch after they pitch around Correa 

How do you pitch around someone with the bases loaded?

That 98 at the knees stuff is not pleasant.

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

T Jones about to come up clutch after they pitch around Correa 

Good call

 

Jones realizing he’s not in Round Rock anymore 

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

C'mon Reddick carry these guys

Well that'll work.

If this guy had some control, he would be nasty as fuck.  He's got an effortless fastball.  He just has no clue where it's going.

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Thatll give yahoo/espn idiots something to write about

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Its gonna be hilarious when we hit more batters this year than we get hit by pitch.

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

we're gonna need 10 today.

10 pitchers, I assume.

Well shit, that's not ideal after a leadoff triple

That was old school stros....man on 3rd no out and can't get him home

Need insurance in less than 15 minutes...

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

We get Lyle Lovett again?  What a treat. 

so we are watching Astros stream together over the phone.  Son (27 in Missouri) and son( 21 in Spain) both ask, "Who is Lyle Lovett?"

 

LOlz.

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

giles blew a save just now.

harris did too (though it was in the 7th).

Fuckin Giles, LOL!  I stopped watching that game with 2 outs.

Should have figured he would have blown it.

Yuli and his brother batting at same time, the joys of MLB.tv. 

Kill, fuck, marry

Devo, Biagini, and Qualls

And go

Definitely kill chuckles

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