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14 minutes ago, Scraps said:

When we score 0 runs this game it isn't going to matter who was pitching 

That's only because you can't score negative runs.

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always funny to me when they hit right to 3rd baseman when the shift is towards right field.

not unique to Astros, but it's gotta be frustrating as hell for the batter.

22 minutes ago, YChang said:

The pessimist in me makes me think ownership/GM is considers next season a wash still or the start of the rebuilding process. 

We'll know soon enough. If they let George go, the window is closed.

motherfucking Sano looks like Frank Thomas...lite.

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Complaining about sign stealing then zoom in on catcher signs, uh yea ok.

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1 minute ago, slorch said:

motherfucking Sano looks like Frank Thomas...lite.

I'm sure he'd be happy to be called lite no matter what the context

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Side note, i blame this whole season on lilshep not being able to go to games. We started hitting alot of games in 2015 and each year since.
Bats need to wake up!!

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1 minute ago, Jshep34 said:

Complaining about sign stealing then zoom in on catcher signs, uh yea ok.

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Sadly, this entire season has been a showcase for how much we cheated.

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Side note, i blame this whole season on lilshep not being able to go to games. We started hitting alot of games in 2015 and each year since.
Bats need to wake up!!

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This was pretty much my take on it.  I don't want soft tosser seeing the lineup a 3rd time.  Framber was never starting a game this series.  Just don't really see why all the fuss about this decision.  This was the best chance to keep us in it.  

 

Now like I said it won't matter one bit if some people don't pull their head out of their asses and hit

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Side note, i blame this whole season on lilshep not being able to go to games. We started hitting alot of games in 2015 and each year since.
Bats need to wake up!!

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your SM-G960U got the covid

Sadly, this entire season has been a showcase for how much we cheated.

Have to disagree. Mental shit is mostly effecting them. Of all the seasons to follow the scandal...a short pandemic season was the worst thing to happen.


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2 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Side note, i blame this whole season on lilshep not being able to go to games. We started hitting alot of games in 2015 and each year since.
Bats need to wake up!!

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The bats have blown all season. If they wake up it might be for a game or two but I think we all know it won’t be consistent. 60 games is a good sample size. Would love to be wrong and watch Astro magic kick in.

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Have to disagree. Mental shit is mostly effecting them. Of all the seasons to follow the scandal...a short pandemic season was the worst thing to happen.


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I can see that.

Still, we cheated.

wooooooo!!  Need machete to park one.

Altuve could hit long before Luhnow showed up.  A trash can isn't responsible for this.

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Altuve has not been the same since He started having knee problems

Springer!!

wtf was machete doing?  They're never going to throw out Reddick there.  And once he sees he's dead, he for damn sure needs to stop and make them come tag him to be sure the run scores in time.

i'll take the tie but that was no where near deep enough for maldo to go to third

7 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:


Have to disagree. Mental shit is mostly effecting them. Of all the seasons to follow the scandal...a short pandemic season was the worst thing to happen.


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1st You must have Dennison on mute to not realize that was sarcasm. 2nd A regular season would be much worse. 3 more months of cheating talk along with fans in the stands wrath

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Stupid ass machete. I dont care if maybe coach sent you. Dont fukin go if you can’t.

 

 

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1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

1st You must have Dennison on mute to not realize that was sarcasm. 2nd A regular season would be much worse. 3 more months of cheating talk along with fans wrath

It was only sarcastic insofar as I don't care that we cheated.

But we 100% cheated.

11 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Side note, i blame this whole season on lilshep not being able to go to games. We started hitting alot of games in 2015 and each year since.
Bats need to wake up!!

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yep.  That sucks.   Congratulations on the impending grandkid...

As much as we've been doom and gloom, we're outhitting them 5 to 2.

This thread is a beating to read 

straight wicked dealing by Valdez.

Unhittable there.

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2 minutes ago, slorch said:

yep.  That sucks.   Congratulations on the impending grandkid...

Not impending 

 

Ravetch with the hot takes.  Our guys just aren't smiling with their eyes.

Framber pitching beautifully after overcoming those early jitters.  Knowing our godawful offense we will need to him to be nails finishing this game out.

Let’s get some runs here and make it 17 straight for the Twins

Y’all might want to keep an eye on the A’s/Sox game. Just saying 

edit: never mind 

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leadoff walk, make them pay!

I'll celebrate a walk.

 

Fuck yeah

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leadoff walk, make them pay!

Altuve is going to do something stupid on the basepath isn't he?

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Y’all might want to keep an eye on the A’s/Sox game. Just saying 

good call

Cancel. Scratch that. Espn text made it seem like extras started after 7th.

 

Cmon Uncle Mike. Fack

 

 

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5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Y’all might want to keep an eye on the A’s/Sox game. Just saying 

mad billy madison GIF

This has to be the most frustrating Astros team in recent history. I thought last year was bad when it came to clutch hits. Nothing compared to this year. 

12 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Altuve is going to do something stupid on the basepath isn't he?

nah, just going to stand there

everyone doesn't love it dipshits

no booomstick this time, please

 

get past Cruz and we win 

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