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Correa:

Ball exit speed 112 mph; distance 427 feet; launch angle 31 degrees

 

Brantley:

Ball exit speed 107 mph; distance 391 feet; launch angle 21 degrees.

 

 

Looks like once again,  Fiers won’t get a chance to play in an Astros’ playoff game. 

Just now, Gourmand said:

WETTER THAN DANIELLA MFERS!!!

searching "wet ass pussy" and "wet ass pussy cardi b" return very different results.

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Correa:

Ball exit speed 112 mph; distance 427 feet; launch angle 31 degrees

 

Brantley:

Ball exit speed 107 mph; distance 391 feet; launch angle 21 degrees.

 

 

Do springers....do springers...

26 minutes ago, runthebone said:

It's the fourth, guys.  Always the fourth!

So I walked away for a while to take care of something.  I said to myself, "Who knows, maybe we scored 5."

 

Just checked the score.  Boom.

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Looks like once again,  Fiers won’t get a chance to play in an Astros’ playoff game. 

His mom's gonna write an email to the coach.

He had 4 hits going into this game for the series ...

Didn’t watch much of the first couple games. Guess that’s what I get for listening to the announcers. Thought I heard them say he was 0-12 unless they were referencing something else. I’m halfway working and listening in the background.
3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

The TBS sound guy is on point. WOOOOO

i think that's the stadium sound operator - they've been trying to use some of the home team's sound.  didn't hear the A's drums, which is good. 

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What a fukin moon shot that was!!
I ran out the garage looking for someone to high five.
Fuking love Correa!

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5 mins after Correa homers Greinke walks over to him and taps him on the shoulder...."Thanks"....and walks away.  Correa turns and looks at him and knows that it took everything in Zack to do that so he just gives a little nod and turns back around to watch the next batter.  Greinke goes back to the bench to sit next to Machete who had just finished his steroid banana...."Good banana?" Machete nods

Hurricane Delta still hasn't made the turn to Louisiana.  Would you take a direct hit on Houston for a guaranteed WS ring?

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Hurricane Delta still hasn't made the turn to Louisiana.  Would you trade a direct hit on Houston for a guaranteed WS ring?

Yep
1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Hurricane Delta still hasn't made the turn to Louisiana.  Would you trade a direct hit on Houston for a guaranteed WS ring?

hmmmm that's an excellent question.

Damn, everyone loves Correa in this thread.  Always have I bet.

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Hurricane Delta still hasn't made the turn to Louisiana.  Would you trade a direct hit on Houston for a guaranteed WS ring?

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I know Altuve is a good enough hitter to warrant a green light on a 3-0 count but he should taken at least 2 more pitches in that situation

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

I know Altuve is a good enough hitter to warrant a green light on a 3-0 count but he should taken at least 2 more pitches in that situation

he got his pitch he just missed under it 

4 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Hurricane Delta still hasn't made the turn to Louisiana.  Would you take a direct hit on Houston for a guaranteed WS ring?

Yeah, and my mom is in Houston.

twice the same shit he rocked out of here

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

I know Altuve is a good enough hitter to warrant a green light on a 3-0 count but he should taken at least 2 more pitches in that situation

If you expect Altuve to take that lol

he got his pitch he just missed under it 

I realize that. But you have a newb puckered up on the mound who threw him 3 straight balls.
Just now, Tommy Nobis said:


I realize that. But you have a newb puckered up on the mound who threw him 3 straight balls.

fair enough, if you are green lighting yourself on 3-0 you best not miss

This game is going to drive me to drinking 
 

Why haven’t you started yet?
Just now, tx 3 putt said:

This game is going to drive me to drinking 

 

you're not already?

2017 - Astros trade Laureano instead of putting him on the 40 man roster, as he was Rule 5 eligible.

Whoops. 

Taylor coming in.

Greinke didn't pitch any better than Urquidy.  4 runs in less than 5 innings.

At least Urquidy didn't lazily and arrogantly tell them what pitch was coming.  Funny in the regular season when it doesn't matter much, infuriating in the playoffs.

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Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

Last time we pulled grienke early in the playoffs.......well, we all know

Framber closed out game 1 against Minnesota.  Yeah, we know.  Some of us anyway.

sweatergawd I finished a can of St Arnold Art Car IPA in about four minutes

 

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Dusty saving Javier for a possible game 5?

Maybe but I wouldn't be surprised to see him to start the 6th.

1 hour ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Playoff grienke showed up

I try not to venture in here, as I know I'm not welcome, but this just showed up in my twitter feed.  This can't be real, right?  Honestly, just asking.

 

he has done it probably 5 or more times this year 

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Maybe but I wouldn't be surprised to see him to start the 6th.

He is 

(starting the 6th)

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