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Have a 1st inning Bielak

James will be rested for a quick turnaround 
He can take Devos spot in the bullpen
3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

So suddenly the ump's strike zone is huge

yeah, fuck this bitchass ump

Springer needs to get angry 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

I think Altuve just took out lil shep ?

That ball magically missed every cut out 

We need 'Hit It Here  - Free Tacos' cardboard cutouts in the outfield.  Step up, Taco Bell, Cabana, and Torchy's.

Or maybe 'Free Recliners', Gallery Furniture.

Edited by clapclapclap

Professional hitter...

 

Alex Hustle...

3 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Who is this, Kenny Fuckin’ Powers?

Mitch Williams.

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

Mitch Williams.

Good call. Mitch Williams with the talent of Kenny Powers. 

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Guilbeau-Nola battery with Garneau at the plate.  It's like the setup for a Boudreaux/Thibodaux joke

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glad the pond was empty for the Reddick play...

 

Nice job Bielak.  I'd say he's earned a start down the road.

My German cousin is pitching? 

Isn't Shed Long one of the bosses in Mortal Kombat?

Isn't Shed Long one of the bosses in Mortal Kombat?
I thought he was in the Spankwire vid I watched a few days ago

7 pairs of fathers and sons.

Nolan ain't shit compared to SA's mom.

Jesus,  Paredes can bring it

When discussing Nolan Ryan's strikeout numbers, Blum dropped "the list is long and distinguished " and gave Eschenfelder a shit-eating grin basically daring him to finish the line. But I guess he likes his job and Eschenfelder didn't take the bait. He definitely knew the reverence 

13 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

When discussing Nolan Ryan's strikeout numbers, Blum dropped "the list is long and distinguished " and gave Eschenfelder a shit-eating grin basically daring him to finish the line. But I guess he likes his job and Eschenfelder didn't take the bait. He definitely knew the reverence 

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Still trying to figure out who looks at a mop and decides "damn that would make a badass hairstyle" but whatever get people out

social distancing postgame...LOLz.

19 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

so...is pressly still on the team?  is he starting tomorrow?  what gives.

 

Longest offseason ever and you show up lame 

 

6pm start time needs to stick around 

Itya good thing this team can rake because the pitching staff is a bit of a mess. 

59 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

When discussing Nolan Ryan's strikeout numbers, Blum dropped "the list is long and distinguished " and gave Eschenfelder a shit-eating grin basically daring him to finish the line. But I guess he likes his job and Eschenfelder didn't take the bait. He definitely knew the reverence 

"Yeah, well so is Randy Johnson's."

How does scoring 8-7-6-8 against the Mariners translate against a major league team?

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