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Just now, Scraps said:
2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:
Chuckles got DFA’d 

And?

He’s not on the list of current Astros we hate right now.  

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He’s not on the list of current Astros we hate right now.  
Thanks that wasn't the question

Where’s that fucking pussy Fiers? Why is he dodging us?

13 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I know a place we can put those candlesticks, but Oakland's not gonna like it... probably.

Candlestick Park?

5 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Candlestick Park?

Like the back of a Volkswagen?

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Since Mike Fiers doesn't give a shit about his teammates, he's probably ecstatic this happened to them today so he didn't get it tomorrow.

P.S. Still waiting to get that World Series ring and postseason bonus check back, Mr. Fake Integrity.

P.P.S. Go fuck a goat, you little rat bitch.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Since Mike Fiers doesn't give a shit about his teammates, he's probably ecstatic this happened to them today so he didn't get it tomorrow.

P.S. Still waiting to get that World Series ring and postseason bonus check back, Mr. Fake Integrity.

P.P.S. Go fuck a goat, you little rat bitch.

I wish I could like this post a million times. Fuck that rat bitch. One more out!

Even a pro like Robert Ford is calling out Mike Fiers and the As for being a buncha rat vadges

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Not 100% sure Maldonado isn't concussed right now. 

Yeah he doesn't seem right

Pressly....stop fucking around ya dildo

Strom go yell at this fuckstick

STRIKE THREE BALLGAME ALCS HERE WE COME!

That's a wrap, boys.  See you in San Diego.

4 straight LCS!  Is that good?  It seems good.

 

LCS Streaks.JPG

No big deal, just back in the ALCS for the 4th consecutive year.

 

Where does Pressly rank in the Houston bullpen? 5th?

Good thing "he's our closer."

I must confess…I got out of the car for the 9th. I’ll be on a road trip for the ALCS. To anywhere.

Most Hated World Tour Keeps Rolling on!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I literally love the Houston Astros. I love Jose Altuve.

Fuck you Oakland. Fuck your Fiers.

Clinching a playoff series in a silent Dodger Stadium brings back all of the feels. 

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