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I am baffled by the lack of effort by both Altuve and Yuli on that grounder. Pathetic

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There doesn't seem to be any life in this team. Dusty is much more laid back and I think the team has adopted that. You used to never see guys just sitting in the dugout and seemingly unengaged

Wow, who the fuck designed that death trap?

They make that play and we can't get an out on a routine grounder.  God damn.

lol of course.

 

at the end of this series it will be “The Houston Astros set the record for hardest hit balls in a series without scoring a run and the most risp left on base”

The only bright spot is knocking CFM around a bit.  But it don’t mean nothing without the kill shot.  

Just now, TexArcher said:

They make that play and we can't get an out on a routine grounder.  God damn.

#1 seeds make better plays than the #6 seed. 

I was thinking Margot was about  to hop up with a dak ankle.

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Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Baseball gods continue to fuck us today. Wtf

Penance for the trashcan. I fear there will be a lengthy stay in purgatory. Do well enough to give hope, but in the end it will all be close but no cigar. 

Fuck me running. Bad luck. One lackadaisical play that leads to 3 runs and we, I promise, are going to get it shoved up our ass for the remainder of this day. 
they are better than us, with our injuries. We needed to get a little lucky to win. Instead they’ve gotten extremely lucky and we’ve got no chance against that. 

fuck fuck Fick. 
 

still, much rather lose to Charlie and the boys than the Braves or Dodgers. 

Good inning for Lance.  Still early in the game and the series you nancies.

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Fuck me running. Bad luck. One lackadaisical play that leads to 3 runs and we, I promise, are going to get it shoved up our ass for the remainder of this day. 
they are better than us, with our injuries. We needed to get a little lucky to win. Instead they’ve gotten extremely lucky and we’ve got no chance against that. 

fuck fuck Fick. 
 

still, much rather lose to Charlie and the boys than the Braves or Dodgers. 

We are through 2 innings smh

 

 

 

There doesn't seem to be any life in this team. Dusty is much more laid back and I think the team has adopted that.

 

Dumbass.

 

Just now, rvm96 said:

We are through 2 innings smh

Through 11 bro. Their bullpen is invincible. It is known. 

We are through 2 innings smh
Thats his shtick
4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Good inning for Lance.  Still early in the game and the series you nancies.

Punch me in my Pussy man. I feel like the biggest vagina. 

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:
4 minutes ago, rvm96 said:
We are through 2 innings smh

Thats his shtick

Not always. Just occasionally. Many times my Schtick is we are going to fuck you up. That’s when we are the better team. We aren’t here and I do mean that. But there might be a tad of an exaggeration as to the hopelessness of the whole we’ve dug. 

The flip side of this is when the Astros get up off the mat and win this, the Rays are going to be like WTF.

Wtf- was Bregman not running hard out Of the box?  Dive double clutch and still got him by a step and a half?  

7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

 

 

 

 

 

Dumbass.

 

How am I a dumbass? When did you ever see that in the past? They were always up on the dugout rail. 

That fat Korean is limber. 
Yuli: "Guess who play better 1b than me right now"

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1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Yuli: "Guess who play better 1b than me right now"

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How am I a dumbass? When did you ever see that in the past? They were always up on the dugout rail. 
You do know Hinch did nothing but sit there too right? Did you not see yesterday when they were all on the rail? You are just making shit up that has nothing to do with him and blaming it on Dusty lmao
1 minute ago, runthebone said:

We are back to last year's playoff offense.  Shit.

Nah. Way more traffic this year. 

shitty throw but an easy bounce to handle

What in the everloving fuck is going on?

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