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For the love of god tack something on

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Glassnow still jawing with his pitching coach. We own you bitch. Get over it.

Nice job, Javier.

Now break this thing open, fellas.  And let's let Javier finish this thing and save everybody else.

Start it off for us again, bottom of the lineup.

Way to watch a ball down the middle Diaz... geez

Alvarado is already winded after eight pitches

Rays might have the stockiest BP in the majors.

Btw the guys are up on the rail(like they have been multiple games) for you rail police

Btw the guys are up on the rail(like they have been multiple games) for you rail police

Bout to be flying over the rails when Brantley bombs one

Bout to be flying over the rails when Brantley bombs one
I can dig it

Sientete arroz con pollo!

That was nice.

You let him ride

Javier in the 9th yes?

Let Javier close it.  He's burned for a couple of days now and there's no reason to let them see Pressly tonight.

But first, insurance!

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Javier just pushed up some chicken and rice in Randy's asshole

another fucking GIDP.  4 in 8 innings. 

These announcers are so fucking stupid and dramatic

No one warming up in the pen

"WHO WILL PITCH THE 9TH????"
"OMG I GUESS WE WILL FIND OUT WHO IT WILL BE RIGHT NOW....GOING TO THE 9TH"

I guarantee when they come back:

"IT IS JAVIER FOR THE 9TH, DUSTY STICKING WITH HIM"

2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Give us three easy outs

FIFY

The fucking one thing you couldnt do god dammit

Pressley coming in...I have no idea what we're going to get.

One thing I’ve never understood. If you’re gonna bring a guy back out and give him a quick hook, you’re doing the guy you’re bringing in a disservice and disadvantage.

Pressley coming in...I have no idea what we're going to get.
Hopefully a "yall keep talkin shit about Pressly" post in about 3 minutes

butthole kinda puckered right there tbh

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Does anyone think Presley locks this down? 

Oh look, negative fucking Nancy is back. I thought you had relegated yourself to the Cloak Room upon your triumphant return. Fuck. 

Just now, Planet Houston said:

Oh look, negative fucking Nancy is back. I thought you had relegated yourself to the Cloak Room upon your triumphant return. Fuck. 

Maybe you should pay attention to the game.

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