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5 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

when the announcer said "and they're sending maldonado", they went to a shot of home plate.  typically when you hear that, you get ready to see a play.  once they showed home plate, there were a couple beats where maldonado wasn't even in frame yet.  i was happy he got sent, but when i didn't see him, i was certain he'd be hosed.

We need a "It's funny because it's true" rep.

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8 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Wasn’t it the game’s first and last pitches?

Tis impossible to do even for Springer & Correa.  It was the first and last pitch the Astros saw at least which is as absolutely close to that metric as one can get.

As far as Maldonado goes it was definitely flashbacks to the funniest play of 2019

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2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

 

Ummmm.

Wouldn’t a better defensive line-up be Diaz at DH, Brantley in right and tucker in left?

I have not watched Diaz play the outfield so idk .... but heh. Gotta trust Dusty I guess.

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Ummmm.

Wouldn’t a better defensive line-up be Diaz at DH, Brantley in right and tucker in left?

I have not watched Diaz play the outfield so idk .... but heh. Gotta trust Dusty I guess.

Brantley is hurting so Dusty's trying to protect his foot

8 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Being the first team to hit a HR on the first pitch of a game and the last pitch of a game would really be something 

Yes it would! Seeing as how it’s not possible unless the game was called right after a homer in the top of an inning.

shadow talk not going away

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Yes it would! Seeing as how it’s not possible unless the game was called right after a homer in the top of an inning.

New information has come to light!

no pickoffs today

Snell can't believe he didn't get the call.  He was throwing shit to Altuve...

Blue didn't reward him.

Just now, WBT said:

shadow talk not going away

Wait ‘til the sun goes down.

10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Orange jerseys for the win.

 

9 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Wearing orange. We got this. 

[Borat]Orange, greatest color in the world  All other colors are run by little girls[/Borat]

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well that was dumb

stop it with the unforced errors on the basepaths.

You're an alltime great.  Be fucking that.

Just now, WBT said:

well that was dumb

It was a hit and run minus the hit. 

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It was a hit and run minus the hit. 

that's the part that was dumb

Framber's curve looks good so far

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It was a hit and run minus the hit. 

Doesn’t mean that Altuve should be half assing it on his way to second. 

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

that's the part that was dumb

Not really. Brantley is a contact guy. Plus he had 3 balls. 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

that's the part that was dumb

I liked it, be aggressive and put pressure on Snell so he can't get too comfortable.

Good 1st inning.  2 Ks and only 12 pitches.

Just now, TonyTexas said:

Not really. Brantley is a contact guy. Plus he had 3 balls. 

dingding

6 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Not really. Brantley is a contact guy. Plus he had 3 balls. 

I learn something every day.

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Maybe the luck factor  had turned 

Edit: maybe not

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Bregman can't catch a break

bregman must be 0-23 on hard hit balls this series.

Maybe he should try hitting one shitty.  Probably will get a double out of it.

3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

bregman must be 0-23 on hard hit balls this series.

setting him up for future rewards......

great time to snap out of it Yuli

Cmon can we please punish their sloppy pitching.

Snell always looks hungover as hell


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Thought video game nerd said he didn't want to play this year cause of pay and not risking his life.

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1 minute ago, Jshep34 said:

Thought video game nerd said he didn't want to play this year cause of pay and not risking his life.

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ha that's right i forgot about that. really tone deaf comments at the time considering the amount of money he makes.

Quick question for the crowd....what's your preferred playoff game-watching set up? Do you go with the TV feed only? Astros PBP radio only? Or do you try to sync your video feed at home with Ford and Sparks? Or do you prefer to hear the live feed first and then watch the TV from the future?

welp, they managed to drive in their bloop single

Wow not even a strike.

Rays have struck out 62 times this series. Astros 36. 

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