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fuck you motherfuckers.

 

Big brass balls Valdez.    Fuck yeah!!!

 

 

( nice DP Tuve-Correa-Yuli!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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Woo DP!!
Fuck those putos!


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101 pitches and 6-7-8 due up.  Framber is probably done right?  I'd be tempted to send him back out but Adames is due up 2nd and he does have their hardest hit ball of the night.

More like Rue McClanahan amirite

Stepped away and only saw the tail end of the replay.  Bit of a bitch slide there??

Just now, Lat22 said:

What kind of name is Framber?

Spanish for Beast

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Javier 3 inning save?

Well he’s coming in for the 7th so we’ll see

29 minutes ago, slorch said:

They are sucking buttermilk.

No fucks given.  Pour it the fuck on...

Welp...

we now know who the bitch is...

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Pile it on!!  About 5 more and we can let Sneed and De Jong finish this one.

Candy tried to fire up his team, but backfired and ended up looking like they're collapsing mentally.

2 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

What kind of name is Framber?

It's Latin for wicked curve ball.

sparks: "if that had happened during the first three games it would have been a triple play with one man on"

 

correa double!

damn...  now we get a series' worth of base hits.

What is that Rays sound effect they keep playing?  I can't quite place it.

Bregman's trade value couldn't get lower than it is now.

Just now, WBT said:

What is that Rays sound effect they keep playing?  I can't quite place it.

It's the horn from The Purge. 

Lots of sports venues have adopted it this year for whatever reason

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Bregman needs to be pushed to the bottom of the order

Kill a goat or fuck a fatty or something 

Damn Uncle Mike is struggling.  I wonder if we should have pinch run for him there just to get him off his feet.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

What is that Rays sound effect they keep playing?  I can't quite place it.

They need to be playing Bobby on the fucking  train...

23 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

A bit off topic. I don’t understand why MLB did the league championship schedule this way with 7 straight games. The WS has 2 off days. Going a little longer wouldn’t matter. Its not a weather issue since the games are in SoCal and in a roofed stadium. 

I guess the only answer is Fuck Manfred. 

The World Series schedule is set with sponsorships and other shit that they don’t want to mess with 

it always start on the 2nd to last tues of oct  and ends the following wed if it goes the full 7

Machete on the bullpen phone is lol

Let's go Josh, pick this run up.

I think it’s a good idea to save Javier unless shit goes haywire. 
Edit: It’s Scrubb for the 7th

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1 hour ago, WBT said:

Zunino pulling his best Gary Sanchez impression?

You’re right .. Zunino is after Sanchez’s Stone Glove ...

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I think it’s a good idea to save Javier unless shit goes haywire. 

Agreed.  Need someone who can split a start with LMJ.   

throw strikes

Fuckkkk someone press fast forward


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