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Also he needs a goddamn brushback pitch to get him off the plate and  make him  a little uncomfortable

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

I’d walk him with the bases loaded.

This bc he’d just hit it out otherwise 

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Hard enough to face Morris in game 7. Not need to get behind him by multiple runs in the first inning due to dumbassery.

We may have used up our 9 Lives.

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4 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Need Lance to not melt over it.

He needs to buckle down this 2nd inning 

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McCullers more often than not gets better as it goes. Thus the need to be extra careful early on. We are going to need to score against Charlie.

30 pitches. Who’s going to be an inning eater tonight? Urquidy?

1 minute ago, HoustonFrog said:

25 pitches and counting. Classic McCullers

Yeah. Sucks. He’s just so talented and has such insane stuff and has been good in his career but seems like less than he should be. 

Ouch...  💥💥  

Astro's need to warm up their bats...

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3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Need a Bregman sighting

Amazing we are in a game 7 with him seemingly 0 for his last 100 ABs. 

You can hear the excitment back in the booth voices.

Just now, Js1 said:

Amazing we are in a game 7 with him seemingly 0 for his last 100 ABs. 

Apparently his COVID AIDS of the bat has spread to his legs.

His hustle was lacking.

This team looks different from the team that played in teh last 3 games.

And here comes Gurreal with his Ebola Covid AIDS of the bat.

Astros have no swagger.

Look tight.

You’d think they were the team that was up 3-0 and blew the last 3 games. WTF?

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Apparently his COVID AIDS of the bat has spread to his legs.

His hustle was lacking.

This team looks different from the team that played in teh last 3 games.

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1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Astros have no swagger.

Look tight.

You’d think they were the team that was up 3-0 and blew the last 3 games. WTF?

Fuck off

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Altuve still has the yips

Ya think?

Fuck the dream I had about LMJ having a bad ass outing today. Of course it looks like Uncle Morton is gona own him. Smh. We better adjust...you should know how to hit your old teammate.


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Awesome. We struck this guy out like 3x yesterday and made him break his bat. Do we not share pitching tips w each other??


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Probably game over, but need to get Lance out of there now in order to have a chance. 

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Altuve still has the yips

I think it’s a rotator cuff issue

Keirmeier crying about calls... while his team is blasting LMJ?

 

Go fuck yourself you pitch leaning-into motherfucker.

Why did we even keep this guy around after 2017. Yes it’s early. But this is bs in a game 7. You are the vet pitcher on the team. Strikeout or homerun. Flip a coin.


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