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2 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Probably game over, but need to get Lance out of there now in order to have a chance. 

Yeah this team doesn't have a track record of coming back from a 3-0 deficit or anything

3 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I think it’s a rotator cuff issue

Wut?

we're back to everything easy for the Rays and anything besides breathing is a chore for H-town.

 

It'll change, and Los Putos de Tampa will be fucked.

3 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I think it’s a rotator cuff issue

Wish he could rub just a bit of that off on Morton right about now.

What’s the back story on Morton wanting to get the f*** out of Houston? He’s on a very club friendly deal in Tampa. Surely the ‘Stros could have matched. 

4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

I may need to switch to something stronger

I'm already on Lagavulin #2.

We're running into postseason Charlie Morton. I wish he was still on our side. :( 

Back to hitting right at the fucking spider monkeys

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

What’s the back story on Morton wanting to get the f*** out of Houston? He’s on a very club friendly deal in Tampa. Surely the ‘Stros could have matched. 

ask the fuckers who were fired in the off-season

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What’s the back story on Morton wanting to get the f*** out of Houston? He’s on a very club friendly deal in Tampa. Surely the ‘Stros could have matched. 

He loved it here. It was the Astros decision. And it was a mistake. 

Edited by TonyTexas

As I recall Morton was going to retire. It may be that the only club that he would play for was Tampa.

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What’s the back story on Morton wanting to get the f*** out of Houston? He’s on a very club friendly deal in Tampa. Surely the ‘Stros could have matched. 

If I recall, he's from Florida, and wanted to be closer to family. 

2 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Why did we even keep this guy around after 2017. Yes it’s early. But this is bs in a game 7. You are the vet pitcher on the team. Strikeout or homerun. Flip a coin.

If Luhnow hadn't lowballed Morton we almost surely would have won last year and would already be in this year's WS.

Though  I can't really bitch about it, since at the time I was sad but agreed with Luhnow's logic.

Dammit.

That's just the way things are going to go tonight I guess

5 minutes ago, elfenix said:

I may need to switch to something stronger

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Or 

 

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Just now, Rimbo said:

ask the fuckers who were fired in the off-season

I saw something about how Morton’s wife hated Houston. I mean I live here, and it’s not for everybody. Tampa has some nice beaches, but their ballpark might be the worst in the history of baseball. Doesn’t feel like a baseball decision. 

so i see we're back to the game 3 bullshit breaks again 

We’re going to get taken behind the woodshed.

It appears the baseball gods decided to let us think we had s chance, only to snatch it away in game 7

Curve balls / offspead to that fucker. ALL DAY.

He should never see a fast ball in his life again.

Why is that so fucking hard for these guys to understand?

Damn, they may need to sit Altuve. Probably should have DH'd him tonight. 

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I saw something about how Morton’s wife hated Houston. I mean I live here, and it’s not for everybody. Tampa has some nice beaches, but their ballpark might be the worst in the history of baseball. Doesn’t feel like a baseball decision. 

He’s from Tampa.

Right call.

Damn that was a great hob by the up

 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Damn, they may need to sit Altuve. Probably should have DH'd him tonight. 

Between that, being afraid to even throw on the double play opportunity before that, and a bad throw to first, 3 almost errors now. 

Every time I see Maldonado set up in the bottom of the zone against Choi, my heart skips a beat.

If he gets a fastball down there he’s going to crank it.

Just need Cash to panic and pull Morton before he goes 7 or 8.  At the moment baseball poetry would have us rally to win from being down 3-0 in this game.  I'm kinda feeling it.

3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Just need Cash to panic and pull Morton before he goes 7 or 8.  At the moment baseball poetry would have us rally to win from being down 3-0 in this game.  I'm kinda feeling it.

This. Morton dealing.

Charlie definitely needed the help at that moment.

 

rolleyes.

Morton doesn’t need the help ump.

Fuck you.

He’s giving him everything close to / around the outside corner.

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