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#10004
2 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Probably game over, but need to get Lance out of there now in order to have a chance. 

Yeah this team doesn't have a track record of coming back from a 3-0 deficit or anything

#10008

we're back to everything easy for the Rays and anything besides breathing is a chore for H-town.

 

It'll change, and Los Putos de Tampa will be fucked.

#10010
3 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I think it’s a rotator cuff issue

Wish he could rub just a bit of that off on Morton right about now.

#10012
4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

I may need to switch to something stronger

I'm already on Lagavulin #2.

We're running into postseason Charlie Morton. I wish he was still on our side. :( 

#10014
Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

What’s the back story on Morton wanting to get the f*** out of Houston? He’s on a very club friendly deal in Tampa. Surely the ‘Stros could have matched. 

ask the fuckers who were fired in the off-season

#10017
3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What’s the back story on Morton wanting to get the f*** out of Houston? He’s on a very club friendly deal in Tampa. Surely the ‘Stros could have matched. 

He loved it here. It was the Astros decision. And it was a mistake. 

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#10019
1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What’s the back story on Morton wanting to get the f*** out of Houston? He’s on a very club friendly deal in Tampa. Surely the ‘Stros could have matched. 

If I recall, he's from Florida, and wanted to be closer to family. 

#10021
2 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Why did we even keep this guy around after 2017. Yes it’s early. But this is bs in a game 7. You are the vet pitcher on the team. Strikeout or homerun. Flip a coin.

If Luhnow hadn't lowballed Morton we almost surely would have won last year and would already be in this year's WS.

Though  I can't really bitch about it, since at the time I was sad but agreed with Luhnow's logic.

Dammit.

#10024
Just now, Rimbo said:

ask the fuckers who were fired in the off-season

I saw something about how Morton’s wife hated Houston. I mean I live here, and it’s not for everybody. Tampa has some nice beaches, but their ballpark might be the worst in the history of baseball. Doesn’t feel like a baseball decision. 

#10030

Curve balls / offspead to that fucker. ALL DAY.

He should never see a fast ball in his life again.

Why is that so fucking hard for these guys to understand?

#10039
2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I saw something about how Morton’s wife hated Houston. I mean I live here, and it’s not for everybody. Tampa has some nice beaches, but their ballpark might be the worst in the history of baseball. Doesn’t feel like a baseball decision. 

He’s from Tampa.

#10041
Just now, Mo Horn said:

Damn, they may need to sit Altuve. Probably should have DH'd him tonight. 

Between that, being afraid to even throw on the double play opportunity before that, and a bad throw to first, 3 almost errors now. 

#10042

Every time I see Maldonado set up in the bottom of the zone against Choi, my heart skips a beat.

If he gets a fastball down there he’s going to crank it.

#10045

Just need Cash to panic and pull Morton before he goes 7 or 8.  At the moment baseball poetry would have us rally to win from being down 3-0 in this game.  I'm kinda feeling it.

#10047
3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Just need Cash to panic and pull Morton before he goes 7 or 8.  At the moment baseball poetry would have us rally to win from being down 3-0 in this game.  I'm kinda feeling it.

This. Morton dealing.

#10048

Charlie definitely needed the help at that moment.

 

rolleyes.

#10049

Morton doesn’t need the help ump.

Fuck you.

He’s giving him everything close to / around the outside corner.

#10050
2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Google isn’t your friend. Find me the Tampa connection. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Morton_(pitcher)

Who the fuck cares?!

he’s not an astro.

money talks

we

thought he’d get hurt. Didn’t offer an option for a third year.

rays did.

he’s a Ray

love him for 2017.

hate him tonight 

 

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