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Well, if we had to lose I’m glad it’s to the rays and Uncle Charlie as opposed to Yanks, Dodgers or Sox. 
Loved Uncle Charlie as a human being. Happy for his success of it can’t be ours. All that said if we want to go ahead and fuck them up the rest of the way I’m ok with that. 
This is our teams best performance in an even numbered year since we got good again. 

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I’m getting a feeling that we’re going to need to find a significant at bat out of both Gurreal and Bregman for us to win.

Just have a feeling that if we can get a RBI out of them then we can win. If they go hit less then we lose.

We need some magic or this plane crashes into the mountain.

Let's not hang another pitch to this guy please

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Well, if we had to lose I’m glad it’s to the rays and Uncle Charlie as opposed to Yanks, Dodgers or Sox. 
Loved Uncle Charlie as a human being. Happy for his success of it can’t be ours. All that said if we want to go ahead and fuck them up the rest of the way I’m ok with that. 
This is our teams best performance in an even numbered year since we got good again. 

This is very aggy.

The difference in command tonight between Morton and Lance is comical.  

I stand corrected. The ump has herpes of the eyes and is giving giving an extra inch on the outside corner. Our pitcher is just not as good.

Not sure I like this move. LMJ has settled down.

3 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

This is very aggy.

Seriously. That’s some major loser talk for the 4th inning

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Don’t be a bitch lance

maybe you shouldnt be at 74 pitches through 11 outs or hang two meatballs in a game 7

This.

Don’t wait until the 4th to start actually dealing.

It’s game 7. You make sure you’re ready from pitch 1.

 

Still.... not a great move IMO

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8 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

This is very aggy.

Nah. This team isn’t that good. Our team last year would have buttfucked this team. It’s gotten by on guts and guile and the heart of a champion- nothing to be upset/ashamed of. 

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Dusty’s national league is showing.

That move was fine. I’m fine with Uriquidy pitching the rest of the game. If the bats don’t wake up none of it matters anyway. 

Anyone bitching about Dusty’s choices in the playoffs needs to be checked for Alzheimer’s 

8 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

This is very aggy.

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2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Wow! You are correct. Kudos sir. I stand corrected. I evidently had someone else in mind 

You were just early, he's from Tampa now...

 

...And had an offseason home in Bradenton, FL before he signed with the Rays.

https://www.tampabay.com/blogs/rays/2018/12/13/5-things-to-know-about-new-rays-pitcher-charlie-morton/

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Morton has floated the idea of retiring to spend more time with his wife and four young kids, or at least wanting to play for a team near his wife's family base in Delaware. But the Rays offered a better option, since the Mortons have an off-season home in Bradenton...

 

No, not those Mortons

Morton has no ties, family or otherwise, to the Morton's steak house chain. Why is that noteworthy? Because he got asked about it during the 2017 ALCS, when someone (ex-teammate Jared Hughes was suspected and accused) changed Morton's wikipedia page to say he was, and a reporter saw that and asked him about it. Also untrue, apparently, was the addendum that he was "infamous for owning a steakhouse and is a steak connoisseur" and a has a pregame routine which includes eating a 2-pound steak before each start.

 

Bleeding has been stopped for two innings. Time to do some cutting of our own.  

Facebook voting ad makes me nauseous.

Both because it’s facebook and that it’s edited like a Matrix movie.

Shut the fuck up Zuckerberg. 

Ready for morton to have one of those games he had a few times with us where his mechanics completely went off the rails and he couldn’t throw a strike to save his life....

Bregman hasn’t been eating his Wheaties.

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Ready for morton to have one of those games he had a few times with us where his mechanics completely went off the rails and he couldn’t throw a strike to save his life....

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If we lose this game/series, it'll be because of Bregman and Gurriel.

49 pitches through 5.  This is definitely not the guy we let off the hook in Game 2.

Possibly on to next year fellas.

Morton has it tonight. It was a good run, but our bats aren’t even close.

Man Uncle Charlie is so good

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Might need to adjust their approach 

 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

CFM in full on domination mode.

Astros tonight at plate:

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Just now, David Dennison said:

We just couldn't offer that third year.

It’s not like it really matt....er...ed.

Oh.

8 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

If we lose this game/series, it'll be because of Bregman and Gurriel.

It'll be because Click and Crane wrote off the season before the trade deadline and didn't fill any of the glaring pitching weaknesses visible to everyone before the season ever started.  Which by the trade deadline had logic because we were playing like crap.  Pitchers pretty much overperformed in the playoffs, it's amazing we got to an ALCS game 7 with all the key injuries.

Not to defend Bregs and Yuli ("Bregs unlucky" wore off long ago, he's just playing like crap), but there are always going to be slumps in the lineup during a series at this level of competition.

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We have a first and third baseman that can’t hit, a second baseman that can’t throw and an opposing starting pitcher carving us up who could still be ours if the previous front office regime didn’t get cute

 

i’m fucking cranky 

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