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Just now, Scraps said:

I want Scrubb to hit this dude. Don't cqre if he is suspended 10 games

I hear ya... but right now Scrubb might be our best eligible reliever not named Osuna 

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Correa avoided blocking the runner because it would not have ended well?

 

Fuck these guys.  It was a regular baseball play.

You guys listening to fox are killing me.

why?!

why would you do that to yourself

you have no choice in the postseason but no excuse for listening to a national broadcast in the regular season

 

Fuck these calls.

First pitch to Seager was strike all the way.

 

gotdammit.

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

No.

This.  He’s a head case.  When he’s off, he’s a trainwreck.  No way he’s throwing at anybody with 2 men on base against a 2 for 2 Correa.  I wish he was headhunting, but he wasn’t.

I like you but fuck off. 

5 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

No.

This.  He’s a head case.  When he’s off, he’s a trainwreck.  No way he’s throwing at anybody with 2 men on base against a 2 for 2 Correa.  I wish he was headhunting, but he wasn’t.

Agreed, it's hard to believe Kelly would risk blowing this game to hit someone and put the winning run at the plate with the bases loaded.  LOL, y'all want to win this game so bad y'all monkeyed around to put your best pitcher against our #5 starter.   Major Lulz.

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This.  He’s a head case.  When he’s off, he’s a trainwreck.  No way he’s throwing at anybody with 2 men on base against a 2 for 2 Correa.  I wish he was headhunting, but he wasn’t.
Lol yeah ok.

I don't care if we get thrown at by the majority of the league....but i do care about being thrown at by a fuckstick who was on a team that was proven to cheat and won a WS as well.

If Walker throws bullshit at us its whatever.
4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

No.

This.  He’s a head case.  When he’s off, he’s a trainwreck.  No way he’s throwing at anybody with 2 men on base against a 2 for 2 Correa.  I wish he was headhunting, but he wasn’t.

Yeah, fuck off.

4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

No.

This.  He’s a head case.  When he’s off, he’s a trainwreck.  No way he’s throwing at anybody with 2 men on base against a 2 for 2 Correa.  I wish he was headhunting, but he wasn’t.

Fuck you, Bruin. I mean that sincerely. The pitch at Bregman's head was absolutely intentional.

I thought you only tried to hit players on the other team. 

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

You guys listening to fox are killing me.

why?!

why would you do that to yourself

you have no choice in the postseason but no excuse for listening to a national broadcast in the regular season

 

I don't get H-town local and was wanting to watch first broadcast of Astros this year.

 

Deeply regretting this decision.  Didn't realize DodgerDicks were the announcing team.  Holy furk.

The one behind Bregman looked intentional.  The breaking balls to Yuli and Correa did not.

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

That's an uncommon out

well a lot of Astros pitches are uncommon Balls.

Reddick with his todd frazier impersonation

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Kelly should be suspended for 10 games. Its bs to throw at a guys head twice. Dodgers need to go talk to mookie and joe about thier cheating history. The hypocrisy amongst dodgers is nauseating

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

fuck these 8pm starts too 

Yeah I didn’t think it would bother me, but the consistent 11pm finishes kinda suck. 
I’d rather finish at 10 or get ramped up for the west coast swings and the midnight finishes.

I’m not wired yet for 11pm finishes

Scrubb did a decent job.  I'm afraid it's going to get really frustrating watching the starter go 4 innings every night and then try to piece it together with 4-5 AA relievers.  That seems like a recipe for at least one a night to walk 3 or 4 guys and give up a bunch of runs.

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

fuck these 8pm starts too 

I’m cool with the trade-off of 8 pm west coast starts. Works for me. 

fuck these 8pm starts too 
You literally do nothing. Why are you even crying lol
2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Scrubb did a decent job.  I'm afraid it's going to get really frustrating watching the starter go 4 innings every night and then try to piece it together with 4-5 AA relievers.  That seems like a recipe for at least one a night to walk 3 or 4 guys and give up a bunch of runs.

you mean...like Dodgers fans had to do in a certain series in 2017?

I’ll take that tradeoff

18 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

The Dodgers should feel good that they can beat the Express pitching staff

Who are those guys? | Meme Generator

i know the zone tonight has been dogshit, but have we been on the right side of a check-swing call at 1st/3rd all season?  i feel like we're about 0/15 combined.

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

Who are those guys? | Meme Generator

Sadly, the first 5 games of the season have felt just like the early part of the last decade....at least as it pertains to the names toeing the rubber for the home team 

19 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Kelly should be suspended for 10 games. Its bs to throw at a guys head twice. Dodgers need to go talk to mookie and joe about thier cheating history. The hypocrisy amongst dodgers is nauseating

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fuck the dodgers

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Here’s how quickly things have changed, according to a Dodgers source. Three years ago, if you walked into the Dodgers’ video room behind their Dodger Stadium dugout you would likely have found Zack Greinke pouring over video of opposing hitters, looking for any edge he could find to match up his stuff against their weakness. This year, if you walked into the same room you would have found a small army of 20-something analysts in polo shirts and slacks pouring over video from the in-house cameras, like the security room at a Vegas casino. Most teams train their cameras on the catcher, the pitcher (from several angles), the third base coach and the dugout.

These cameras are not used for training purposes. They are used expressly for stealing signs and deciphering “tells” from pitchers.

https://www.si.com/mlb/2018/11/02/cameras-stealing-signs-pace-play-rob-manfred

 

 

 

edit: also, fuck your tapatalk sig

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finally had all I could take with the announcers.

 

Muted in the 8th inning.

Orel Hersheiser referred to the Dodgers the 2017 champs tonight.
LOL
Fuck him. Guess he forgets that the Dodgers were doing it too. Those is glass houses and all that...
Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:
Orel Hersheiser referred to the Dodgers the 2017 champs tonight.
LOL

Fuck him. Guess he forgets that the Dodgers were doing it too. Those is glass houses and all that...

Plus, it's just so hilariously sad.

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According to high heat, mlb tonight, espn the Astros are the only team ever to steal signs or pick up pitchers gesture. Even though Judge was busted relayed signs last week. that banner flys forever without asterisks.

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8 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i know the zone tonight has been dogshit, but have we been on the right side of a check-swing call at 1st/3rd all season?  i feel like we're about 0/15 combined.

I don't really give a fuck about anything other than 2 pitches behind the heads of Astros batters in the same fucking inning and people acting like nothing happened.

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I love watching Bellinger strike out. Fuck that guy.
Seems to happen alot at mmp

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2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

88 right down the fucking middle

wow, Bellinger

Rodriguez’ first career K against bellinger... when he got an 88 mph meatball by him is pretty sweet

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