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at least Jansen is coming up.

He's unhittable.

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3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Hiiiii Kenley

I feel nauseous.

Carlos with 3 of our 4 hits.  4 doesn't seem like very many.

Man when our top 3 pull their heads put of their asses we may be decent

blew it in one inning.

Come back tomorrow.   Houston Hump Day.

Damnit, need to score some runs off of raggedy ann tomorrow

Well that sucked. 

But, on the positive side, did you all agree that the "Get on the mount, motherfucker" came from Dusty?  Cause it came from Dusty.  And that's fucking awesome.

39 minutes ago, Scraps said:
51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
fuck these 8pm starts too 

You literally do nothing. Why are you even crying lol

cuts into two and half men reruns !

3 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Well that sucked. 

But, on the positive side, did you all agree that the "Get on the mount, motherfucker" came from Dusty?  Cause it came from Dusty.  And that's fucking awesome.

That was Dusty?

I wasn't excited about the hire because of his playoff record, but I'm all in now.

Listen a little further and the Astros broadcast explains that there was more that triggered that:

This is why I actually love the empty stadiums.

Edited by clapclapclap

Pretty sure it was. I don’t know of another candidate for that tenor and delivery. It did not sound like a young person’s (or a white or Hispanic person’s) voice. And it wasn’t Uncle Mike, the camera was on him when it was said. 

 

I think the real debate now is if it was 'Little' or "Mother'...

Either way, that will now be Joe Kelly's 'Wooooooooooh' for us.

Edited by clapclapclap
My ears are on Team Little

It was 100% Dusty its not even in question

All you guys need to do is watch tonights Dusty post game presser and if any of you didn't like him, or are still wavering then fuck you go root for the Dodgers or some other team

4 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

I think the real debate now is if it was 'Little' or "Mother'...

 

it can go either way 

this needs to be on the wall >>> Dusty Baker: “We didn’t say anything. We don’t start nothing. But we don’t take nothing either.”

There was so much good shit in there.

 

I like when asked if he thought he would hear from Dave(Roberts)tonight or tomorrow

 

"I don't care"

 

Also...."are you going to talk to your team"

 

"No I am not gonna talk to them, we didn't do anything wrong"

 

 

Hey lets end the night with this disaster tweet:

MLB source: #Astros scouts were at Constellation Field in Sugar Land watching former Astros pitcher Bud Norris pitching tonight in the Constellation Energy League. Norris pitched for the Astros from 2009-13. Norris was most recently in the big leagues with the Cardinals in 2018

7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Hey lets end the night with this disaster tweet:

MLB source: #Astros scouts were at Constellation Field in Sugar Land watching former Astros pitcher Bud Norris pitching tonight in the Constellation Energy League. Norris pitched for the Astros from 2009-13. Norris was most recently in the big leagues with the Cardinals in 2018

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Oberholtzers dumbass is prob available too

13 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Hey lets end the night with this disaster tweet:

MLB source: #Astros scouts were at Constellation Field in Sugar Land watching former Astros pitcher Bud Norris pitching tonight in the Constellation Energy League. Norris pitched for the Astros from 2009-13. Norris was most recently in the big leagues with the Cardinals in 2018

Good heavens...

we’re gonna end up with Wesley Wright and Josh Fields again aren’t we?

Javier v May tomorrow

Get the bullpen ready again

Lol LMJ/Correa lowkey with help of Arielccaefd22fe6aec5a4b9176eed1d686cd.jpg

no folty talk?

2 hours ago, slorch said:

blew it in one inning.

two bad innings this season. bullpen has been pretty awesome considering no peacock, pressly, or smith. 

we’re not even hitting. also no yordan. keep going 3-2 and we’ll be fine. 

The Dodgers managed to inflame the situation at their behest, regardless of the fact that 1) baseball is actually being played again and 2) there were no Astros fans to bear down on them for being shitass little cunt bitches.

 

7 hours ago, Scraps said:

Hey lets end the night with this disaster tweet:

MLB source: #Astros scouts were at Constellation Field in Sugar Land watching former Astros pitcher Bud Norris pitching tonight in the Constellation Energy League. Norris pitched for the Astros from 2009-13. Norris was most recently in the big leagues with the Cardinals in 2018

If we offer him the minimum, he better run it by Jon Singleton first to see if he should sign or hold out for more.

7 hours ago, Scraps said:

Oberholtzers dumbass is prob available too

If we're getting the gang back together, Cosart is rested, ready, and covid-free (probably).

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7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

this needs to be on the wall >>> Dusty Baker: “We didn’t say anything. We don’t start nothing. But we don’t take nothing except the L”

Fify

First pitch should be right right in Betts' ribs, he wasn't there in 17 but neither was joe kelly, they did cheat on the red Sox though so fuck them 

7 hours ago, Scraps said:

Javier v May tomorrow

Get the bullpen ready again

Bodybags.   I want them.  If it's gonna be fucked up, then go all the way.

Maybe Joe Kelly said, "Nice RING, b*&@$." 

🤷‍♂️

1 hour ago, WBT said:

If we offer him the minimum, he better run it by Jon Singleton first to see if he should sign or hold out for more.

If we're getting the gang back together, Cosart is rested, ready, and covid-free (probably).

Is Mark Appel available?

2 hours ago, WBT said:

If we offer him the minimum, he better run it by Jon Singleton first to see if he should sign or hold out for more.

If we're getting the gang back together, Cosart is rested, ready, and covid-free (probably).

 

https://www.linkedin.com/in/jarred-cosart-5999ba149

Searching for what's next. Go get him Click!

1 hour ago, Mez2 said:

First pitch should be right right in Betts' ribs, he wasn't there in 17 but neither was joe kelly, they did cheat on the red Sox though so fuck them 

If that did happen, things would get interesting very quickly.  Social distancing may become difficult to maintain.  Carrot Cole will be ready to respond.

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