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The least Sneed could do is punch himself in the face while he walks back to the dugout.

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Shit, what's wrong with George?

Goddess.

 

Holy hose furk.

These announcers are fucking dumbasses.

"Straw in CF....he started there last night....now back to talking about nothing"

Motherfucker how bout you mention why Straw is in bitch

Looking for something else?  Why wouldn't he challenge the catcher with a fastball on 3-2?  Morons.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Looking for something else?  Why wouldn't he challenge the catcher with a fastball on 3-2?  Morons.

What's your explanation for why Maldonado didn't swing at a fastball right down the pipe?

Jose look right...

Altuve is on fire.

Too bad our players are falling apart

This guy just speculated that Dusty pulled Springer in the middle of the game because he hasn't been hitting well.  Lulz

Just now, WBT said:

What's your explanation for why Maldonado didn't swing at a fastball right down the pipe?

Well, he's not good.

But there's no reason to expect anything but a fastball there.  He's not gonna get cute with a .231 hitter and the top of the lineup to follow.

strike 5 motherfuckers.

 

Wheelbarrow man.

He slammed that like he was one of the gorillas in Congo

Man i like Taylor, Scrubb, Paredes

I can do without Devo, Biagini and Sneed

I'm a fan of Scrubb.  Guys with a breaking ball that filthy can hang around the Majors a very long time.

Yeah only 2 pitches but that curve is pretty nasty

Walk lead off guy in the 9th. Bold strategy dildo

Pressly seems like he sucks.  What are these goobers talking about, he wasn't throwing him out.

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

This fucking sucks too:

Is Beanie Wylie training the Astros, too?

Well, at least he didn't get our hopes up by recording any outs

God, please cancel the season 🙏🏼 

Just bring Rodney to the team already.

why the fuck would dusty baker put in pressly in the 9th when he hasn't pitched in over a week

spring training bullshit is gonna put me over the edge.

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