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Myles Straw leads the team in sucking dick

Nice start for Bielak

Lulz

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Paredes has been good.  I guess I'll have to stop calling him Jimmy.

Enoli is quickly becoming my favorite new Astro. He is nasty too. I know I said it before but he reminds me a lot of Dotel. 

Y'all keep talking shit on Straw

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Straw and Altuve with hits on back to back pitches.

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That's twice I've seen Altuve do that, and I've seen maybe 5 games

Altuve fucks up more than any elite player I have ever seen

Y'all keep talking shit on Straw

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Oh i will

Taylor looking very Sipp like there....

Dude your job is to get out lefties

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Taylor looking very Sipp like there....

Dude your job is to get out lefties

Or a guy that played for the Astros 50 years ago

Damn, the goofy bastard did it to us again.

This is the first time Taylor has struggled.

Part our stupid bullpen, part SF doing their thing.  They came from behind big in late innings 3 times in a week to win or tie the Padres and Rangers(?) (one of which they lost in extra innings.)

Leadoff walk.  Throw strikes Scrubb

Leadoff walk.  Throw strikes Scrubb

Looked like a strike 3 to me at the top of the zone. We get zero borderline calls these days.

How is sandoval gonna weigh more than the average of an actual panda bear and still be in the major leagues

god bless baseball 

 

 

wtf was that?  CS at 3rd to end the inning?

 

8 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

"Altuve could tie this thing up."

We're ahead, bro.

But does it feel like we are ahead?

Lulz at Kalas talking about a clean inning

We fucking tried a double steal up a run with two outs and a catcher as the lead runner....and altuve at the plate 

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We fucking tried a double steal up a 1 with two outs and a catcher as the lead runner....and altuve at the plate 
Is that not normal?
1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

We fucking tried a double steal up a run with two outs and a catcher as the lead runner....and altuve at the plate 

Maybe we wanted to have Altuve lead off the bottom of the 9th smart guy

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